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SuicideFuel What would you do if you got a gf?

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I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck
 
Break up with her after a week.
 
hug her, hold hands as walk, snuggle with her as we watch tv on the couch, kiss her gently, and of course fuck but I want the affection parts more
 
imagine how great it'd be to kiss her on the forehead while hugging her, goddamnit
Wow imagine doing that everyday, everyday when she sees you she will just come running hug and kiss you and tell you how much she loves you, everyday
 
cuddle I don’t want sex just cuddle and do stuff together like cook and watch anime
 
Wow imagine doing that everyday, everyday when she sees you she will just come running hug and kiss you and tell you how much she loves you, everyday
and she'd let you run your fingers through her hair, and kiss you on the neck, resting her hand on your chest
 
cuddle I don’t want sex just cuddle and do stuff together like cook and watch anime
having a girl who would cook for/with you would be amazing, I wish I was chad so I could see a girl's sweet side
 
Lick her pussy and ass. Fuck her hard in both holes.
 
and she'd let you run your fingers through her hair, and kiss you on the neck, resting her hand on your chest
And everyday you would cuddle in bed while laughing at silly jokes and kissing eachother
 
And everyday you would cuddle in bed while laughing at silly jokes and kissing eachother
watching movies together, she'd wake you up every morning with kisses and by whispering loving things in your ear.
 
Cuddle and doing fun stuff
 
have as much sex before she eventually cucks me
 
holding hands would be nice.
 
Dump her. I only want fwb
 
I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck
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I dont know, im not that active or interesting so she would probably break up with me after a couple days.
 
i dont know i never thought getting this far
 
Do everything I already do alone haha. It would be good to have someone to go on walks with, text all the time, listen music together, etc. Sex is not even my top ten priority. Alas.
 
punch her in the stomach hard as i can so i can feel the surge of pleasure of dominating another human being
 
Make her cook me lunch because I’m starving ahhhh
 
i pretend brittany from glee is my girlfriend because she dated artie the ugly manlet
 
In honour of a certain hERo, I would buy a cafe latte, rent a BMW and drive her to watch the sunset, then make out to the sound of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a place of earth".
 
People say that you will treat your gf like you treat your mother.
So I would probably treat her so very well.
My mother and I have the most amazing relationship.
 
I won't ever get one, so there's no point in speculation.
 
i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.
 
i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.
 
I'd be constantly wondering which Chad she's fucking behind my back
 
Id moat probably wake up shortly after.
 
Fuck her every day or every other day most likely.
 
i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.
no its not
 
I would just want to do stuff together, maybe talk about how our day went. :feelsrope:
 
Lose my fucking mind. I haven’t been with a woman in ten years. I’m already losing my mind. Free porn is just exacerbating societal issues.
 
fuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckher..................oh yeah i would FUCKHERWITHORWITHOUTCONSENTASSUMINGSHEISASUBMISSIVEPROPERWOMEN
 
Wow this thread is full of suifuel
 
Scare her off by creepy, socially inappropriate, lewd, bitter, passive agressive and clingy. I would want to touch her in every way I am never allowed to touch women. I would never be able to stop myself if I actually had a gf. My hunger for human skin contact would be endless. So I would lose he and then I would fall apart over it.
 
Its such a hard thing to even imagine. I would be content just being around her.
Im such a fucking cuck
 

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