SuicideFuel What would you do if you got a gf?

[NijuGMD]

wake up

 

[PersonalityChad]

some serious bluepill ITT

Goes to prove that most "incels" here are only blackpilled due to circumstances, as a way to cope.

 

[Falling]

Depends on the age.

 

[DyingInside]

wake up

 

[Colin]

Hug her and have sex with her as much as possible before she inevitably gets bored and dumps me.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

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[Evildoer]

some serious bluepill ITT

Let people dream about it.

 

[frickin_cel]

Chain her up, burst a load in her forever. She would become my personal fuckslave. Like a means to masturbate without my hands

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

I would wake up from that dream

 

[Deleted member 1042]

lol

 

[SemiticIncel]

Fuck her hard, sleep naked together, shower together, etc.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Tell her it's time to indulge in some kinky mommy femdom role-playing crap.

 

[Ignas]

Damn some of the replies make me wanna cry. Proofs that some of us need love and affection more than sex itself. If only the "there's someone for every single of us" bs were true

 

[YesWeKhan786]

give headpats and feed her cheetos

 

[TheIncelStaresBack]

Cuddle and watch netflix

 

[Colin]

Honestly? I don't know. The idea of having a girlfriend is such a foreign concept to me. How do these 'relationship' things even work?

 

[kampman]

I would make love to her every night. I would especially love to suck her tits.

 

[Haywire]

rap her

 

[Rufle]

I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck

From what I hear... That is how you lose a girlfriend...
Didn't you hear you have to be an asshole or they will not pay any attention to you...

 

[Autismus Maximus]

From what I hear... That is how you lose a girlfriend...
Didn't you hear you have to be an asshole or they will not pay any attention to you...

Based and necropilled

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

have sex with her...... the fuck.

 

[Subhuman Orangutan]

No point asking hypothetical question when it never began for the majority of us.

 

[AnotherInsertCel]

Break her legs because her personality detector was defective.

 

[SneakPower611]

Go on dates, watch movies, cuddle, fuck her, and shower/sleep together.

 

[waste matter]

volcel post tbh, there is no hope

 

[Snowstormhigh]

hug her, hold hands as walk, snuggle with her as we watch tv on the couch, kiss her gently, and of course fuck but I want the affection parts more

I'd be constantly wondering which Chad she's fucking behind my back