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SuicideFuel What would you do if you got a gf?

some serious bluepill ITT
Goes to prove that most "incels" here are only blackpilled due to circumstances, as a way to cope.
 
Hug her and have sex with her as much as possible before she inevitably gets bored and dumps me.
 
Chain her up, burst a load in her forever. She would become my personal fuckslave. Like a means to masturbate without my hands
 
I would wake up from that dream
 
Fuck her hard, sleep naked together, shower together, etc.
 
Tell her it's time to indulge in some kinky mommy femdom role-playing crap.
 
Damn some of the replies make me wanna cry. Proofs that some of us need love and affection more than sex itself. If only the "there's someone for every single of us" bs were true
 
give headpats and feed her cheetos
 
Cuddle and watch netflix
 
Honestly? I don't know. The idea of having a girlfriend is such a foreign concept to me. How do these 'relationship' things even work?
 
I would make love to her every night. I would especially love to suck her tits.
 
I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck
From what I hear... That is how you lose a girlfriend...
Didn't you hear you have to be an asshole or they will not pay any attention to you...
 
From what I hear... That is how you lose a girlfriend...
Didn't you hear you have to be an asshole or they will not pay any attention to you...
Based and necropilled
 
have sex with her...... the fuck.
 
No point asking hypothetical question when it never began for the majority of us.
 
Break her legs because her personality detector was defective.
 
Go on dates, watch movies, cuddle, fuck her, and shower/sleep together.
 
volcel post tbh, there is no hope
 

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