SuicideFuel What would you do if you got a gf?

[DeadInside]

I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck

 

[3uxp]

Break up with her after a week.

 

[DeadInside]

Break up with her after a week.

volcel

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Hug her

 

[Sadist]

hug her, hold hands as walk, snuggle with her as we watch tv on the couch, kiss her gently, and of course fuck but I want the affection parts more

 

[DeadInside]

Hug her

imagine how great it'd be to kiss her on the forehead while hugging her, goddamnit

 

[patheticmanletcel]

imagine how great it'd be to kiss her on the forehead while hugging her, goddamnit

Wow imagine doing that everyday, everyday when she sees you she will just come running hug and kiss you and tell you how much she loves you, everyday

 

[Deleted member 3291]

cuddle I don’t want sex just cuddle and do stuff together like cook and watch anime

 

[DeadInside]

Wow imagine doing that everyday, everyday when she sees you she will just come running hug and kiss you and tell you how much she loves you, everyday

and she'd let you run your fingers through her hair, and kiss you on the neck, resting her hand on your chest

 

[DeadInside]

cuddle I don’t want sex just cuddle and do stuff together like cook and watch anime

having a girl who would cook for/with you would be amazing, I wish I was chad so I could see a girl's sweet side

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Lick her pussy and ass. Fuck her hard in both holes.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

and she'd let you run your fingers through her hair, and kiss you on the neck, resting her hand on your chest

And everyday you would cuddle in bed while laughing at silly jokes and kissing eachother

 

[DeadInside]

And everyday you would cuddle in bed while laughing at silly jokes and kissing eachother

watching movies together, she'd wake you up every morning with kisses and by whispering loving things in your ear.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Cuddle and doing fun stuff

 

[theultimate341]

have as much sex before she eventually cucks me

 

[Deleted member 1983]

holding hands would be nice.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Dump her. I only want fwb

 

[Deleted member 677]

I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

I dont know, im not that active or interesting so she would probably break up with me after a couple days.

 

[dankascholon]

i dont know i never thought getting this far

 

[BKing]

Do everything I already do alone haha. It would be good to have someone to go on walks with, text all the time, listen music together, etc. Sex is not even my top ten priority. Alas.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

punch her in the stomach hard as i can so i can feel the surge of pleasure of dominating another human being

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Make her cook me lunch because I’m starving ahhhh

 

[Deleted member 3291]

 

[Deleted member 3291]

tfw no imouto

 

[patheticmanletcel]

i pretend brittany from glee is my girlfriend because she dated artie the ugly manlet

 

[Classic_Jarvis]

In honour of a certain hERo, I would buy a cafe latte, rent a BMW and drive her to watch the sunset, then make out to the sound of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a place of earth".

 

[bkdreamkb]

People say that you will treat your gf like you treat your mother.
So I would probably treat her so very well.
My mother and I have the most amazing relationship.

 

[Kointo1]

I won't ever get one, so there's no point in speculation.

 

[Kointo1]

Who pushed the covers over them at the end?

 

[Voluntary_celibate]

i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Immediately fuck.

 

[Kointo1]

i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

I'd be constantly wondering which Chad she's fucking behind my back

 

[kvn]

Id moat probably wake up shortly after.

 

[Weirdcel]

Break up with her after a week.

 

[th62eathhts2]

I won't ever get one, so there's no point in speculation.

 

[blackcel]

Fuck her every day or every other day most likely.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

i have aspergers, i can't maintain normal friendships let alone having a gf. because of my condition i seem like a child in terms of social skills.
it is a worse fate than being a manlet.

no its not

 

[Garbage]

i would fuck all her holes

 

[BasedGod1]

I would just want to do stuff together, maybe talk about how our day went.

 

[orbitrage]

Lose my fucking mind. I haven’t been with a woman in ten years. I’m already losing my mind. Free porn is just exacerbating societal issues.

 

[Richard spencer]

I'd hold her hand and pull her into a tight hug, fuck

Suicidefuel.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

fuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckherfuckher..................oh yeah i would FUCKHERWITHORWITHOUTCONSENTASSUMINGSHEISASUBMISSIVEPROPERWOMEN

 

[ruvelyy]

Wow this thread is full of suifuel

 

[Permafrost]

Scare her off by creepy, socially inappropriate, lewd, bitter, passive agressive and clingy. I would want to touch her in every way I am never allowed to touch women. I would never be able to stop myself if I actually had a gf. My hunger for human skin contact would be endless. So I would lose he and then I would fall apart over it.

 

[Ritalincel]

fuck

 

[Letmego]

Its such a hard thing to even imagine. I would be content just being around her.
Im such a fucking cuck

 

[Letmego]

I'd be constantly wondering which Chad she's fucking behind my back

I dont think i could handle it.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Rub her boobs