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Serious What would you do if you became a dictator?

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Hypothetical scenario.
You become a dictator of your own nation (any nation, real or fake)
Assuming that foreign governments won't invade your nation, you are free to manage the populous and the law of your nation as you wish.
Make sure it is realistic (AKA how you're going to collect taxes to fund your regime etc.)

Questions to give you some ideas (Feel free to add your own questions)
What would you do?
How would you encourage NEETs to join back into society?
How would you solve the incel problem?
What would you do with criminals? etc.
 
fuck my female assistants / make being ugly a disability / Eye for an Eye Crime Punishment / Everyone Gets a Government Isssue Partner thats all i got
 
have a final solution
 
Distribution of women/jailbaits between my incel brothers, we would all get harems filled with Stacie's.

Numales and soyboys sold into slavery and servitude(these cucks would enjoy that shit so I'm doing them a favour)

Declare a incellaw constitution, guaranteeing rights and freedoms of incels and any allies who helped us win power.
 
Make bullying (of any kind) and cheating (on your lover, spouse) regardless of age a crime against humanity, death penalty will be livestreamed to the public
Incels will have universal income
 
I would probably try to fix society for a while, then give up and just focus on accumulating more power and wealth and building a harem like most dictators do. I was a lot more of a fan of dictatorships when I was younger, I don't fantasize about it anymore.
 
Kick out the jews

Society would be fairly equitable for both men and women without their system of usary and exploitation.
 
Aside from banging 9-10s daily and sharing only the best quality dumb bitches on offer with my brothers(you guys).

I would create a community where neets are considered shamans and are feared, women offering their vaginas for inspection, any dirty whore who sleeps around shall be cast out of the community with a mark saying "slut" on her forehead, now every walk she will ever go on is now a "slutwalk". I would also create a bamboo border around the edge of every town and city to keep other normies from disrupting all our lives with norm faggotry instating a bamboo stick militia, which is controlled by the shamans, to police and keep women subservient, any woman overstepping her bounds/speaking out of turn gets put on a cross for a day.

Solving the incel problem is simple, incels are considered forces of nature and have their pick of the crop of females that turn into women at age 18. They can have as many or as few as they desire and the women can be put on a cross if disobedient or put in the gallows for lesser men to rape for our pleasure and enjoyment, then throw her out with "slut" on her head as torture.

The criminals would be kept in an arena where we throw them a disobedient whore once or twice a day maybe to pass around. Until she is fucked full of every bastards cum in the squalor.

I'm firm but fair.
 
Hypothetical scenario.
You become a dictator of your own nation (any nation, real or fake)
Assuming that foreign governments won't invade your nation, you are free to manage the populous and the law of your nation as you wish.
Make sure it is realistic (AKA how you're going to collect taxes to fund your regime etc.)

Questions to give you some ideas (Feel free to add your own questions)
What would you do?
How would you encourage NEETs to join back into society?
How would you solve the incel problem?
What would you do with criminals? etc.
Create a foreign legion of incels/NEETs similar to the Death Korps of Krieg.
They are free to rape and pillage as much as they want, as long as they spread my empire, political ideology, and influence wherever they go.
Criminals can either join the legion or be sent to a gulag, or be executed if the crime was severe enough.
Only truecels and NEETs can be officers though, criminals can only be lower enlisted ranks.
All femoids without a hymen will be publicly executed.
All Chads will be sent to work camps and gulags where they will most likely die.
No women allowed in ANY positions of governmental power.
Adultery is punishable by death.
Burqas are required by law, and femoids cannot be allowed to be out of the house without a man accompanying them.
And finally:
NO JEWS OR (((CENTRAL BANKS))) ALLOWED
Death korps of krieg
 
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My first act would be to abolish the Federal reserve, then put cities like LA and NYC under military control. Put 200% tarrifs on most imports,except 2D Japanese merch,which will be tax free.

Then I would annex Canada,Australia and Cuba. I might take over New zealand if im in the mood. We would need them for the war i would start with China. After we win WW3 I could spread American ideals and greatness across the world.
 
Make arranged marriage mandatory and outlaw divorce. Cheating would be punished with death.
 
People don't trust me with this power, but I have a guaranteed way to eliminate world-wide suffering: Kill all living things on the planet. I'll make all the bombs explode - that's what they were built for after all.
 
Hypothetical scenario.
You become a dictator of your own nation (any nation, real or fake)
Assuming that foreign governments won't invade your nation, you are free to manage the populous and the law of your nation as you wish.
Make sure it is realistic (AKA how you're going to collect taxes to fund your regime etc.)

Questions to give you some ideas (Feel free to add your own questions)
What would you do?
How would you encourage NEETs to join back into society?
How would you solve the incel problem?
What would you do with criminals? etc.

Start pumping R-11 in the atmosphere by the kiloton.
 
First off, I’d disband any laws set up by the Irish Republic, securing my rule. Secondly, I’d purge the democratic elements of my government, to fill with IRA members. Then, issued conscription of men and women would be placed, hopefully up to 10% of Ireland’s population (450,000 soldiers). Plans to develop a nuclear arsenal would begin, and the construction of a modern navy would begin. Importations of thousands of scientists in exchange for independent research would boost Ireland’s technology ahead. Finally, I’d start plans to wage a justifiable war against the British to seize back Northern Ireland (as well as the rest of the British Isles). With a wealth of natural resources and men, I could plot the reclamation of Western Europe for the Celts. Finally, I’d ally with the Visegrad League because they stood against European Union cuckoldry, which deserves respect.
 
Stop giving roasties free money (career-maxxing becomes useful for incels) and punish roasties if they break their wedding contracts/vows (make cucking your husband costly). Won't fully solve the incel problem, but still much better than now.

If NEETs want to live off accumulated wealth (from parents or whatever) let them. Not redistributing money to them though.

Hunt down "progressives" and feminists, and kill their leaders and close asociates of their leaders. The idiot followers would be sent to labor camps.

Try to fund government with those "least bad" taxes. Land taxes, flat tax rates, or whatever.

Otherwise, I'd be pretty hands-off.
 
no idea I have no idea how to deal with positions of power
 
Government funded brothels and free sexdolls for all 20+ year old broke virgins.
 
Fuck all the bitches I can and make them my sex slaves!!!! Punish and torture those whom have wronged me and I feel deserve it. Criminals? Depends on the crime, who are they, what they did. I would make laws to stop people from doing the dumb shit they do that I fucking hate. Shit like, if you are on your phone constantly and not paying the fuck attention to what is going on around your for so long, it would be confiscated, then after so many warnings, just cut your hands off. Oh and I would kill on site anyone who drives an SUV. I would give the feminists a chanc to shut the fuck up, or be doused with gasoline and burned on site.
 
I hate that gook. I hope someone bombs him. Yeah. And these leftist fags will tell you how good and equal communism is.

Are you honestly gonna tell me you wouldn't make a harem if you were a dictator?
 
Ban feminism, ban birth control, ban abortion,

That should fix the female problem since it will take away their power to have sex with multiple people without consequences.
Criminals would be sent to labor camps.
NEETs given life skills instruction to be able to integrate into society if they choose.
 
Are you honestly gonna tell me you wouldn't make a harem if you were a dictator?
Oh I would. I just hate that that slant eyed little commie gook bastard is able to get away with this.
 
The solution is government funded brothels and sex robots. Then the playing field will be equal for men and women, and men will be able to choose their partners based more on personality rather than the first one to come along and give them sex.
 
Rent it out to the kikes for the next installation of the purge: live action
 
If I was the leader of Germany.

Kick all refugees out
Foreigners aren't allowed to have children
Germans get bonus payment for each child
Lower taxes
Prostitute for women is illegal (Only women get punished)
Make bullying as a crime (Ticket for germans and concentration camp for non germans)
Cheating on husband is illegal (Death penalty)
Invest more money in road construction

Sieg Heil!
 
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Seperation of Races. No offensive (i'm not racist) but I don't want to go down to the wawa and wait in line behind some nignogs who are trying to buy some mango swisha wraps blunts for their fucking drugs.


Everyone is assigned a mandatory partner by their High School years. Cosmetic surgery is approved for the female if she's not up to the standards of us, the males.


No taxes on anything.


Bullying punishable by death after repeated accounts.


Last but not least I want some fucking universal income. 500 dollars a month universal for those in my shoes.
 
Start by abolishing social media.

A government engineered social media made by incels, so thots can't be thots.

A special incel patrol division for degeneracy.

Extreme utmost care for mentalcels, and other incels, both get government issued partners who can or can't be looksmatched, since roasties love hypergamy so much.

No more skin revealing mental toruture for incels, because it's "muh comfort."

Chads get put on a strict watch.

High I.Q genetic engineering designed for the use of incels only.

Mk Ultra for Chads and Stacies if they don't respect and love there government issued incels or friends.

Slow and steady, smart execution of cucks and norms, the way they do us.
 
Pretty much anything that screams of validation, and I want you to see my skin, but no contact for you; subhuman.
 

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