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What would you do if you had a Time Machine?

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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
 
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I would keep it with me and hide it forever
 
I would go back and see Nirvana during all of their eras, same with Seether, TDG, and Breaking Benjamin.

Imagine getting to see the growth of each band live :feelsgah::feelscomfy:

I'm sure there's more bands as well I'd love to add to that list, but those are the major ones.
 
Go back in time while Chadifying myself, and marry / Breed Eva Braun and other hot traditional German women
 
I would go back and see Nirvana during all of their eras, same with Seether, TDG, and Breaking Benjamin.

Imagine getting to see the growth of each band live :feelsgah::feelscomfy:

I'm sure there's more bands as well I'd love to add to that list, but those are the major ones.
Very interesting response. I’d definitely try meeting Nikola Tesla, to see his inventions and stuff.
 
Very interesting response. I’d definitely try meeting Nikola Tesla, to see his inventions and stuff.
That would be really cool actually! :feelsahh::feelsahh:

Maybe he built a time machine of his own :feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD:
 
kill justin trudeau before he became prime minister in minecraft
 
Probably just time travel for fun and travel to older times where female standards weren’t so high.
 
I would write down the lottery numbers this week and go back last to win the lottery :bigbrain:
 
I would write down the lottery numbers this week and go back last to win the lottery :bigbrain:
Classic answer. TBH I’d time travel to ancient eras and be the inventor of random shit.
 
Obviously I would get the hell out of the 21st century
 
prevent my birth and make my mom marry a tall attractive man
 
I have to kill the first sentient lifeform to ever exist

It ruined my life
 
I'd stop this world from ever happening
 
I would fix that one mistake in the police force that got me sent to the boonies, but also shake that gas station attendant's hand to get my powers anyway.
 
Use it to wipe out the humans, stone age ooogas will be all killed off completely
 
go back to my kid self and do it again better
 
Is it possible to return to your original timeline
 
Meet Jesus Christ
 
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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
probably buy bitcoin in 2010 or something or win the lottery. Nothing can change my inceldom only if I stopped my parents from procreating
 
Time travel to late 1939 & give Hitler the nuclear bomb documents.
 
Time travel to late 1939 & give Hitler the nuclear bomb documents.
Wouldn’t have changed much. Germany did not have the resources or tech
 
I wouldn't do nice things.
 
Make my own youtube channel in 2005. My content would start innocent, but I'd slowly turn my channel into commentary, basically talking about possible future events and predicting them. I'd become famous and I'd test how far I can go with the predictions before the glowies come knocking on my door.

Then I use the time machine to fix mistakes I made in the past.
 
Make my own youtube channel in 2005. My content would start innocent, but I'd slowly turn my channel into commentary, basically talking about possible future events and predicting them. I'd become famous and I'd test how far I can go with the predictions before the glowies come knocking on my door.

Then I use the time machine to fix mistakes I made in the past.
Yeah if I wasn't allowed to abuse the stock market, then I'd use it to get famous. Maybe also use it as a quicksave machine.
 
invest in bitcoin in 2010
 
Go back to when I was in my mom's womb and wrap the umbilical cord around my neck.
 
Go back to a time of 4ft tall Pygmy tribes, then go around mogging everyone.
 
Go back to a time of 4ft tall Pygmy tribes, then go around mogging everyone.
Nah I'd go forward in time to see if there was any tech that could radically change my appearance very cheaply.
 
Whatever you say Dr WHO
 
I'd go to the smaller Secondary School like my parents originally wanted me to and then I would learn how to draw so i could eventually make my own animations or games
 
i will either try to fix my childhood so i grow up far less lonely and socially retarded, or i just go to an historical period i like - maybe the roman empire, mesoamerica or eastern europe of the early middle ages - and settle there, i would probably live a normal life than
 
Save the Roman Empire from collapse with my nigga @over_department
 
Go back and try to solve all the unsolved mysteries throughout history from Roanoke Colony to Dyatlov Pass
 
Go back to puberty age (around 11) and start doing intense sprinting and other shit that raises your GH.
With enough luck I'll grow taller.
 

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