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What would you do if you had a Time Machine?

I'd go back in time to kill baby George Soros (in gta 6)
This may sound weird but I'd love to live in a timeline where he actually took over the world.
I've always had a persecution fetish, like being part of a resistance guerilla group etc.
 
prevent my birth and make my mom marry a tall attractive man
That does nothing for you, your consciousness is tied to your unique set of dna from both parents, you’d be looking at a taller more attractive half sibling.
 
Go back to puberty age (around 11) and start doing intense sprinting and other shit that raises your GH.
With enough luck I'll grow taller.
The growth hormone secreted after sprinting is strictly for recovery, the only way you could have stunted your growth is by starving or being obese. You could take hgh and eat a protein heavy diet and hope for the best.
 
Not miss out on teen love.
Waste less time on stupid homework. School is for finding girls, not learning.
 
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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
This question also makes no sense! I would use the time machine for various needs: economic, scientific, technological, philosophical, speculative, historical, for investigative purposes and perhaps others that I can't think of.
 
I would go back a few years and invest in some cryptocurrency and stocks that I know will go up and become rich.
 
Buy bitcoins and become a billionaire
 
This question also makes no sense! I would use the time machine for various needs: economic, scientific, technological, philosophical, speculative, historical, for investigative purposes and perhaps others that I can't think of.
Hey I was just suggesting one thing yours is good too.

I’d use it to destroy the Federal Reserve and Reagan
 
Jerk off into the primordial ooze to remake humanity in my fucked up image
 
ok sorry :feelscry:
 
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Do what I have to do to easily cheat the system and become a multi millionaire
 
I would go back and see Nirvana during all of their eras, same with Seether, TDG, and Breaking Benjamin.

Imagine getting to see the growth of each band live :feelsgah::feelscomfy:

I'm sure there's more bands as well I'd love to add to that list, but those are the major ones.
Which Nirvana show are you picking to be front row at
 
Make my own youtube channel in 2005. My content would start innocent, but I'd slowly turn my channel into commentary, basically talking about possible future events and predicting them. I'd become famous and I'd test how far I can go with the predictions before the glowies come knocking on my door.

Then I use the time machine to fix mistakes I made in the past.
That would be fun ngl
 
Do we go back in time in our current state as time travellers do or do we basically reverse time?
 
I'd go into the future get records of stonks and sports betting and then return to the present (obviously I'd get some future tech too). That way I'd be filthy rich and be able to concentrate on looksmaxxing. Ascending as a multi millionaire is easy.
 
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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
I'd go back in time to buy bitcoin and Amazon shares... then I'd be already retired today and can afford stacy escorts everyday
 
Get people investing on me to predict the next victories of sport competitions and political elections
 
Reversing time wouldn't do anything.
So I go back in my current state? Then I would explore all the historical events.

>Napoleonic wars and pre modern France.
>Roman Empire.
>Dinosaur era
>Future 5000 years from now.
>Ice age
 
Right on. I prefer the 1991 era Live :panties: So raw and energetic.
When nevermind dropped music unironically changed forever. Would have loved to see that era as well.
 
Go one second before the very beginning of time and break the universe.
 
convince women of the past to have sex with me
 
Sell it for 13.54$usd and buy a beer and a pack of cigarettes
 
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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
I would have gone to my early 20's to start doing things right from there
 
I hope that traveling to the past would not erase the memories. I would not have gone to school.
 
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Imagine you just find this tomorrow. What time period would you go to?
Do you think you have a chance at fixing your life to get out of inceldom?
Tbh, Whatever time period we go to it's over for us anyway. But even then, I would still kill for a chance like this. I just want to go back in time and experience teen love.
I'd get myself to play sports and watch my diet so I wouldn't get fat. I'd also have my past self join clubs to get over my social anxiety. These things would essentially have fixed my life.
 
I'd get myself to play sports and watch my diet so I wouldn't get fat. I'd also have my past self join clubs to get over my social anxiety. These things would essentially have fixed my life.
Similar to what I would have done. I would have tried to go to the outdoors more often, make more friends, develop an identity. Maybe actually ask a few girls out instead of rotting at home
 
Similar to what I would have done. I would have tried to go to the outdoors more often, make more friends, develop an identity. Maybe actually ask a few girls out instead of rotting at home
The worst part is that I knew it at the time, but I couldn't overcome my social anxiety. If I'd had a large friend group, it probably would have made those years easier and I could have done that by talking to the principals, counselors and teachers, playing sports and joining clubs.
 
The worst part is that I knew it at the time, but I couldn't overcome my social anxiety. If I'd had a large friend group, it probably would have made those years easier and I could have done that by talking to the principals, counselors and teachers, playing sports and joining clubs.
Worst thing is you need to meet a baseline of attractiveness for people to tolerate you. I just wished that I took highschool a little bit more seriously back then, that there would be a four year time limit.
 
Go back to age 11-12 and address all my problems. Figure out how to make money, learn guitar, do all the productive shit I should have done, then have a great life from 17-37.

The thing about the time machine question which I always found weird was that people always wanted to back. In terms of experiencing the world, I'd want to go forward. I'd go forward a year at a time, maybe spend a day in each year. Read the news, watch the best films from that year etc. And gradually watch the world change, all the new technology etc. The past is boring, we know what happened. The future is innately fascinating.
 

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