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What would happen if you cemented your asshole? High IQcels GTFIH

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I was just going through usual autistic questions in my mind just to make myself little bit giggle inside, give myself little dopamine boost but then I seriously thought about it, what if you cemented your asshole? Shit has nowhere to escape, what would happen?
 
your body would explode from the shit and get infected
 
Your lower intestines would rupture, causing shit to leak into your bloodstream directly and therefore poison yourself with E coli.
 
You would die from cement poisoning. Calcium oxide, when exposed to water, turns into calcium hydroxide, which is highly toxic. It will cause burns even when applied to the outside of the skin. It will kill you when swallowed.

Given that absorption into the bloodstream happens even faster through your rectum than through your mouth or stomach, you would probably die even faster than you would from swallowing cement. However, it would still be an extremely slow, agonizing death, more painful than being ass raped to death.

I mean, go for it if that's your thing.
 
You would die from cement poisoning. Calcium oxide, when exposed to water, turns into calcium hydroxide, which is highly toxic. It will cause burns even when applied to the outside of the skin. It will kill you when swallowed.
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jk jk
 
you would be count as a fag.thats it.
 
There has been a person that actually had this condition. He lived like 50 years ago and lived to be 20 and then he died. He had a giant stomach and his shit filled lots of huge buckets after he died.
 
There has been a person that actually had this condition. He lived like 50 years ago and lived to be 20 and then he died. He had a giant stomach and his shit filled lots of huge buckets after he died.
Wtf
 
Youd probably die.
There has been a person that actually had this condition. He lived like 50 years ago and lived to be 20 and then he died. He had a giant stomach and his shit filled lots of huge buckets after he died.
Lolwut link?
 
No link sadly. Read about in an an answer in quora like year ago.
Well I THOUGHT you were lying...
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There has been a person that actually had this condition. He lived like 50 years ago and lived to be 20 and then he died. He had a giant stomach and his shit filled lots of huge buckets after he died.
logs me
 
you'd either shit out the cement or die
 
You would be a turbo homo boyo
 

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