Experiment What type of cel are you?

[Welcumtotherealworld]

I'm a manletcel, bad eyesightcel, framecel, skinnyfatcel, wristcel, facecel, baldcel, teethcel, iqcel, low t-cel, have had multiple chronic health issuescel, no facialhaircel, small hands and feet. cel.

I am literally a walking genetic disease.

At this point I don't regard myself as human anymore, maybe not even a subhuman. Legit other creaturecel.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Do you have any money? You can fix badeyesightcel with LASIK. I got it and it was one of the best things I ever did. Also, I'm curious about the chronic conditions. Like what?

As for me, I am a framecel, upper-thirdcel (subhuman eye area), jawcel, aspergercel, and tradcel.

 

[Welcumtotherealworld]

Do you have any money? You can fix badeyesightcel with LASIK. I got it and it was one of the best things I ever did. Also, I'm curious about the chronic conditions. Like what?

As for me, I am a framecel, upper-thirdcel (subhuman eye area), jawcel, aspergercel, and tradcel.

I wear contacts but I think my eyes havr started going outwards.

When it comes to the chronic health stuff I've suffered from tonsillitis, nasal polyps and inflamed turbinates. In addition to this I'm missing 3 permanent teeth. In total I've had 4 surgeries. One of which was last week. I can finally breathe properly.

Just be appreciative that you're not a health issuescel. I know your life is shit and so is mine but it could be even worse. We could've been paralyzed or some shit.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

jawcel,eyecel,nosecel, skinnyfatcel, tall framecel, sociallyawkwardcel etc etc the list goes on

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Baldcel, fatcel, jawcel, mentalcel, poorcel

 

[CRT_relaxation]

teethcel

This is a death sentence in the modern US. Everyone here got braces young and has naturally white teeth. My family couldn't afford braces. I've seriously brushed TWICE a day since about 5th grade and my teeth are still slightly yellow. My canines are pointy too, so I look even more fucked up.

Anyway, I'm an anxietycel (GAD), skincel, bottom-thirdcel, ogrecel, teethcel, and workcel (no college).

 

[Ritalincel]

• Thincel
• Dry Skincel
• Migrainecel
• Chronic Paincel
• ADHDcel
• OCDcel
• Delayed sleep phasecel
• Bad weathercel
• Low IQcel
• Friendlesscel

 

[StormlitAqua]

I wear contacts but I think my eyes havr started going outwards.

When it comes to the chronic health stuff I've suffered from tonsillitis, nasal polyps and inflamed turbinates. In addition to this I'm missing 3 permanent teeth. In total I've had 4 surgeries. One of which was last week. I can finally breathe properly.

Just be appreciative that you're not a health issuescel. I know your life is shit and so is mine but it could be even worse. We could've been paralyzed or some shit.

It never began for healthcels, but at the same time, there aren't that many so they don't get thought about. Godspeed.

 

[kappo0]

heightcel recesed maxilacel recesed chincel fatcel

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[Konon]

Wristcel, Balkancel, disproportionatefacecel, statuscel, friendlesscel, lowIQcel, skinnyfatcel, high inhib cel, handcel, mentalcel as well (borderline autistic).
Alcoholicel as well

 

[whatsthedeal12]

Balding, wrist, curry

 

[shoji]

I'm a low IQ, ugly, subhuman, blackcel

 

[diogenes]

Many things but the master one is mentally-illcel. This one controls all others, can't even looksmaxx or studycel because of it.

 

[Grapefruit]

Just fatcel and mentalcel.

 

[Hikage-best-knaifu]

This is a death sentence in the modern US. Everyone here got braces young and has naturally white teeth. My family couldn't afford braces. I've seriously brushed TWICE a day since about 5th grade and my teeth are still slightly yellow. My canines are pointy too, so I look even more fucked up.

Anyway, I'm an anxietycel (GAD), skincel, bottom-thirdcel, ogrecel, teethcel, and workcel (no college).

Just bleach them ffs

 

[Mik_TFL]

I'm just plain uglycel, 2/4000 matches on 6 months in tinder, which correlates to 2% attractiveness (aka 98% of local men are more attractive), I'll have to admit though, I did get a date with one of those matches, so even at 2% I still have hope

 

[LebaneseCel]

Mentalcel, manletcel, recessed-chincel, eyeareacel, shittyframecel.

 

[anondump]

Mentalcel, highinhbitioncel, escortcel, ogrecell...

 

[FortunateMilkman]

I look like an ogre and I'm mentally ill.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Manletcel, mentalcel, skinnyfatcel, badeyesightcel, low side of average dickcel, nofriendcel, hairybackcel, small feet and handscel

Need I fucking continue

 

[Ser0]

Ass(w)hole

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Manlet, BadHairlineCel, BornNW3Cel, Hairycel, TooHighTCel, BarrelTorsoAndStickLimbsCel, WristCel,StretchyMarkCel, AcneScarCel, ForeheadWrinkleCel, EyesNotEqualDistanceFromMyNoseCel, NoseNotPerpendicularWithMyForheadCel, DoubleChinWithLowBodyFatCel, SaggyBallsCel, ShortLegsCel, IrritableBowelSyndromeCel, DiabetesInsipidusCel, OutToeWalkingCel, FlatfootCel, AcneScarredEarLobeCel, FlatButtCel, HunchBackCel, DarkBrownEyesCel, FrecklesCel, DarkBrownHairCel, CurlyHairCel, Can'tGrowAGoateeCel, ChinStrapBeardCel,

I think that's all my problems.

Manletcel, mentalcel, skinnyfatcel, badeyesightcel, low side of average dickcel, nofriendcel, hairybackcel, small feet and handscel

Need I fucking continue

Respect fellow HairyCels.

 

[incels.REEEE]

CodeCel,autismCel, cuckCel, familyCel, gameCel, voiceCel, psychoCel, bookCel, suiCel, fetishCel, forumCel, philosoCel, scienceCel, stormfrontCel, columbiCel, AmericanLoserCel, blackpillCel, hopeLostCel.

 

[Weirdcel]

Respect fellow HairyCels.

Hairycel is really fucking bad.

I remember I would get called a werewolf in elementary for having hairy af arms.

I can't even wear sandals because I have hairy hobbit feet. It's over.

 

[happiless]

manletcel, framecel, wristcel, facecel, chincel, bugeyescel, low t-cel (probably), aspergerscel, small hands and feet. cel., weak voicecel, acnecel, high-inhibcel, friendlesscel, mixed ethnicel

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Hairycel is really fucking bad.

I remember I would get called a werewolf in elementary for having hairy af arms.

I can't even wear sandals because I have hairy hobbit feet. It's over.

Same here. There isn't a spot on my body that doesn't have hair on it except my actual penis and the bottoms of my feet/hands.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

mentalcel, nosecel, badhaircel, neetcel, scarredcel, highinhibcel, badeyesightcel, khhvcel, badeyeareacel, skinnyfatcel, bodyhaircel

 

[Weirdcel]

Same here. There isn't a spot on my body that doesn't have hair on it except my actual penis and the bottoms of my feet/hands.

I'm hair everywhere except where I should be. Chest/abs and face. The manly areas. My hair genes are garbage.

 

[Junkyard Roach]

Everythingcel

 

[Kent]

"cel" just "cel" ...always find new flaws so best to leave the variable open-ended.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

truecel

 

[BlackPillUNC]

I'm hair everywhere except where I should be. Chest/abs and face. The manly areas. My hair genes are garbage.

Wow dude that's brutal. I have very hairy torso and face but everywhere else too. I don't know how you got back hair and not chest hair JFL

 

[Mainländer]

Skinnyfatcel, wristcel, facecel, baldcel, teethcel, high t-cel (it's worse because of high sex drive), partially facialhaircel, jawcel, chincel, eyelid exposure cel, earcel, third world cel.

 

[Ritalincel]

high t-cel (it's worse because of high sex drive)

time to soymaxxx

 

[Mainländer]

time to soymaxxx

I'd rather just take some (((antidepressants))) if I really wanted to lower it.

 

[Dr. Rothschild]

just turbomanletcel and autismcel tbh

 

[Weirdcel]

Wow dude that's brutal. I have very hairy torso and face but everywhere else too. I don't know how you got back hair and not chest hair JFL

Only lower back is hairy not upper back. I don't know I got cucked by the hair gods/may havr low test. My dad and bros have hairy chests and abs while I don't. Fuck my genetics

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Only lower back is hairy not upper back. I don't know I got cucked by the hair gods/may havr low test. My dad and bros have hairy chests and abs while I don't. Fuck my genetics

Hey that's not so bad. You can shave your lower back without any assistance (though it's a bit challenging). The upper back is impossible to shave without assistance or special tools.

 

[Shithole Dweller]

Eyecel, jawcel, low-tcel, spergcel, manletcel, teethcel, poorcel, mestizocel, high-inhib, friendless and jobless. Just waiting for death or social cataclysm tbh.

 

[ihatewomen94]

Mentalcell -

Women have the power to hurt me emotionally if I open up.
I suffer from severe anxiety and moderately severe depression. I also have deviant opinions that people can't seem to handle. I feel persecuted and that the jews are spying and censoring anyone who is a deviant, controlling social media and the internet so as to manipulate and control people. If you think that the jews have nothing to do with control of the world under their rule you are under their spell of delusion and control.

 

[Bagelcel]

Framecel, biggest wristcel proportional to my height on this entire forum by far, narrowshouldercel, skinnyfatcel, and baldingcel.
Though i'm fixing the last one with surgeries.

 

[theultimate341]

lowiqcel, blackcel, facecel