What is your story as an incel?

[HeebJesus]

So, I’m sort of your stereotypical incel. I have chronic mental health issues, was never really too good with hygiene, am *really* autistic and was always insecure about my body since I have cursed genetics, such as being really hairy and having to shave/trim constantly, could never really grow my hair out because it would be too clumpy/curly/shitty, I was always either too skinnyfat or just plain skinny, painfully self-aware, have dermatillomania, have a really shitty facial bone structure, an awkward jaw shape, etc.

But as for what my exact story is, I’ll say that I have e-dated multiple girls between the time I was 14 - 16 (2012 - 2014), and I stopped e-dating after I ended this relationship I had with this one girl that I met online who had cucked and then friendzoned me with this guy who she called a fiancé, but was really an estranged bf, which utterly devastated me at the time, and was what lead to me dropping out of the dating game altogether. I only e-dated 3 or 4 times after that. But as far as real life relationships, none of these girls that I dated online did I ever meet in the real world, so it’s not “bragging”. In fact, I've never dated a girl IRL (which is pretty typical for incels). As far as sex goes, that hasn’t happened either (obv). Just recently I tried getting back into it by downloading Tinder and HON on my iPhone, but neither did me any good, and I only briefly chatted with four women on both apps.

As of right now, I am *very* skinny (5’8” 130 lbs.), look like shit (as I usually do), and one of my front teeth just broke/chipped after I had brushed the piece of shit so I have to get that fixed. If I could show you what I looked like, I would, as I have some recent photos of me that are probably the best selfies I’ve ever taken and are perhaps the best photos of me in existence, but even then I’ve still had people tell me I look like an incel.

 

[Angry_runt]

What is e-dating? I can guess, but what does it entail?

As for me, I'm a gymmaxxed programercel 5'11" 37-year old ugly misanthrope. Nothing more to it.

 

[HeebJesus]

What is e-dating? I can guess, but what does it entail?

As for me, I'm a gymmaxxed programercel 5'11" 37-year old ugly misanthrope. Nothing more to it.

Dating a girl online basically. As for that one who friendzoned me, I actually got to talk to her over the phone (which we did for HOURS at a time; btw I was 16 at the time).

 

[doomed 7]

t. buzzfeed journalist

 

[Deleted member 19971]

was always insecure about my body since I have cursed genetics, such as being really hairy and having to shave/trim constantly

I also had to go through this in High School, it was pure hell. I hated gym class so much. I got a full beard at 17 and that + acne = pure hell. I sometimes wish i had no hair to worry about because hair doesn’t change shit if you’re an incel

 

[Angry_runt]

Dating a girl online basically.

What does that mean? How is it different to just talking to someone online?

 

[Insomniac]

t. buzzfeed journalist

 

[HeebJesus]

I also had to go through this in High School, it was pure hell. I hated gym class so much. I got a full beard at 17 and that + acne = pure hell. I sometimes wish i had no hair to worry about because hair doesn’t change shit if you’re an incel

This. I’m basically a med. I have so much shit in my genes/family tree that I don’t even know what I am racially speaking, and if you saw me in person you probably wouldn’t be able to either. It sucks having hair in all the wrong places. Most people (including most whitecels) will never have to experience that.

 

[frustratedhapa]

t. buzzfeed journalist

 

[Deleted member 19971]

This. I’m basically a med. I have so much shit in my genes/family tree that I don’t even know what I am racially speaking, and if you saw me in person you probably wouldn’t be able to either. It sucks having hair in all the wrong places. Most people (including most whitecels) will never have to experience that.

Pure suifuel bro, i’m also a med but i’m very pale compared to your average med. It really sucks and i remember crying about it, i fucking hate all the body hair i have. Tbh i would rather have been born asian then i’d have no worries with body hair. Fucking kill me

 

[frustratedhapa]

Just recently I tried getting back into it by downloading Tinder and HON on my iPhone, but neither did me any good, and I only briefly chatted with four women on both apps.

Most of us here have never "briefly chatted" with ANY women on tinder or other apps. How did you get matches? Did they swipe on you by mistake? And how did you get them to respond to your messages and chat with you?

 

[Deleted member 16809]

19 yo. Inferior subhuman manlet with nw2 hairline and a high and wide forehead on top of this and shit facial harmony as a whole. Ever since I found out about my facial inferiority I completed stopped interacting with females, and humans as a whole to an acceptable degree. Before that I tried making friends was very enthusiastic but nothing ever worked. Friends betrayed me and females avoided and insulted me, now I understand why.

 

[KingOfRome]

Dating Orbiting a girl online basically

 

[Speedloader]

I am ugly

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I first had maybe 21 matches, but that number fell to 15, and then 14.

 

[frustratedhapa]

I used the best photos of me that I have (I generally don’t normally look like I do in any of the photos I used as they only show one side of me). And as for your question, the longest I chatted was with some Stacy who I was too nervous to say much to, so I moved it to music/weed, but the conversation was so brief that you couldn’t even consider it e-dating. It was just a 2-minute conversation before we both departed. I first had maybe 21 matches, but that number fell to 15, and then 14.

14 matches????
i've never had even 1 match

 

[FrothySolutions]

You mean what are my accomplishments romantically? Zero.

 

[HeebJesus]

I just exploited camera angles, really. Some of you uglycels who are even uglier than me somehow could even try it. In some photos I can look bo2cel-tier hideous, while in others I can make myself look at least chadlite.

 

[DoctorBlythe]

I am ugly because of my subhuman jaw and asymmetrical eye area. My horrendous face makes dating almost impossible, but to top it off, I'm also autistic. I was diagnosed when I was around 3, so let's just say my symptoms are quite intense
I'm a khhv for life.

 

[needsolution]

i smell ban for bragging

 

[lemon2]

I wasnt ugly enough to get bullied for it neither atractive enough to get a girlfriend so here i am ... in my last year of highschool i was at my best lookswise and i've gotten some iois but year after year of being invisible to women made me not notice them ... now i can notice the hints but im at the worst period lookswise so yeah ..

 

[Deleted member 11032]

I will restore honor to my name.

 

[FukFeminism]

So much pain.

 

[Deleted member 20207]

18 years old mentalcel, heightcel and locationcel here.

 

[fOreVER]

Was constantly bullied, rejected and I come to realize it is my fate as an ugly ethnic male

 

[littlemanhikicel]

i smell ban for bragging

yes is brag.

 

[Guest2]

Aren't you the guy who's above average looking who had the cat avi before? Yeah, you are
"E-dating" is pretty silly tbh I don't see how you could really be happy with that.

 

[Vlone]

I've been running out of copes. All I have left is my job, weed, and a car hobby

 

[Insomniac]

"E-dating" is pretty silly tbh I don't see how you could really be happy with that.

Just orbit a foid and be her emotional tampon while she gets fucked by other guys br0

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I’m in my later years of high school & recently I’ve been gymaxxxing so that if any faggot wants to try to bully me again I can beat their fucking ass in self defense

 

[Guest2]

Just orbit a foid and be her emotional tampon while she gets fucked by other guys br0

Even if that wasn't the case, I would never be satisfied with that. It means nothing yet people continue to be desperate for it nonetheless, especially on places like discord

 

[Insomniac]

Even if that wasn't the case, I would never be satisfied with that. It means nothing yet people continue to be desperate for it nonetheless, especially on places like discord

I thought foids were banned from the incel servers though

Unless mods be cucking..

 

[Guest2]

I thought foids were banned from the incel servers though

Unless mods be cucking..

I'm not on about incels, just generally. Though there are incel servers in which females are allowed, and it's an orbit fest. There's a lot of it on the inceltear server too, and they just get cucked. Jfl

 

[ihaveno1]

So much pain.

 

[Ellsworth]

I’ll decline, too easy to get in trouble for “bragging”

But good luck to you op.

 

[TheSecondComing]

The FBI can go through my post history and piece it together if they want to know, not gonna make it too convenient by putting a summary

 

[Deleted member 16455]

3 words: I am ethnic.

 

[fOreVER]

I'm not on about incels, just generally. Though there are incel servers in which females are allowed, and it's an orbit fest. There's a lot of it on the inceltear server too, and they just get cucked. Jfl

I dont find it wrong if she lives near you and can meet up. If you are so distant apart yeah it is useless. Most couples meet online these days

 

[Wonder]

I was born with Moebius syndrome. Bullying destroyed my social skills growing up and I hated everyone. The "work on your personality" types can go fuck themselves. I also have Atopic dermatitis from my father.

People often stop me at stores and ask me if I'm in the wrong place. Every time I want to pull out a revolver which I don't have.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

I am below average in looks

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

My story is that femoids are stupid disgusting spoiled stuck up slutwhores

 

[Vermilioncore]

What can I say? I am subhuman trash and my DNA is deadly venom. It is what it is.

 

[Over4Mexicels]

Are you trying to dox us bro

 

[Adamhastor]

Most of us here have never "briefly chatted" with ANY women on tinder or other apps. How did you get matches? Did they swipe on you by mistake? And how did you get them to respond to your messages and chat with you?

This.

Way too many Chads LARPing here.
I used Tinder for 5 years, all around Europe, the US, SEA and a part of the Middle East.
I had exactly 0 matches after thousands upon thousands of swipes.

Should report OP for LARPing and bragging.

 

[needsolution]

yes is brag.

well he didnt get ban lol

 

[littlemanhikicel]

well he didnt get ban lol

maybe those foids doesn't had too much standards.

 

[needsolution]

maybe those foids doesn't had too much standards.

they are probably blind

 

[Deleted member 14382]

I have a bloating issue that renders me unattractive for most of the day. This bloating occurs even if I lose weight. It's some kind of weird, undetectable allergy or genetic disorder (which, interestingly, I got from my mother). I would probably be a Chad or Chadlite if it weren't for this. Life really sucks.