Discussion What is your ideal foid?

[Tenshi]

LTR probably a cute, petite, short-haired tomboyish asian girl, virgin, 16yo maby, lean with a nice, fit, somewhat curvy body, I don't care about big boobs so mid size is fine, but some butt would be cool, toned hips, also innie. Neotenous with good skin and no body hair preferrably. I'd like her skin to be not so pale so probably a light caramel complexion.

Not any kinks if you ask me since I'm not into it either tbh but down to anything I'm and actually likes sex (only with me ofc). As for personality I'd like her to enjoy the same kind of things I do, loving, easy going, quiet around others but quite open when we are alone, I'd like her to be someone I can be comfortable being myself around her and doesn't make me feel insecure or anything, so it'd be great if she were really attracted to me, face, body and everything. Nurturing and physical.

For sex only, never really thought about that, I just want a LTR tbf, any hot instagram model would do the job I guess.

read a kino hentai comic the other day, absolute godtier coomfuel

That is an extremely detailed criteria

tbh

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face wise, young harada tomoyo is very close to what I consider ideal in a (3d) girl

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMwr75W9rBQ


also nounen rena does my taste:

body wise, I guess porn-actress minato riku is very close to my ideal, though she could be more toned (specially in the abs and hips), also her skin complexion is very, very good imo:

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[Orca]

For LTR : kissless virgin girl. I don't care about her physical traits
For sex only : No one, I'm against hookups

 

[Transcended Trucel]

For LTR : kissless virgin girl. I don't care about her physical traits
For sex only : No one, I'm against hookups

u will even fuck this for an LTR ?

really nigga?

 

[Orca]

u will even fuck this for an LTR ?View attachment 471207 really nigga?

If she was willing to improve her health in the future, I would tbh

 

[Transcended Trucel]

If she was willing to improve her health in the future, I would tbh

u sex drive mog me hard. I wouldn't be able to even get hard and would be too disgusted

 

[Tenshi]

u sex drive mog me hard. I wouldn't be able to even get hard and would be too disgusted

same, mirin those high-tcels sexdrive tbh

ascension is possible for you then @Orca

 

[Witch Doctor]

I don't care much, but I already said who my ideal woman was in another thread.

I'll just summarize here:
1. Sexual Experience, A Virgin thats around 18 (Rare, I know but this is the ideal).
2. Race, IDC but I would say if I had a preference she would be black.
3. Height, 6 feet+ but again I really don't care
4. Body type, Healthy(Not like buff, but in shape) nice tight ass.
5. Tats and Piercings, IDC really she can have piercings or tats.
6. Hair, I like curly hair (Afro like)
7. Boobs, they can be any size really, I prefer them not too huge, but big enough to smother my self with them.
8. Personality, likes nerdy shit (And isn't Larping), nice to be around, not a whore, not abusive, not mentally unstable.
9. Kinks, IDK.
10. Outfit, as long as it's not whore like, idc.

 

[Zer0/∞]

I just want a nice and boring Bengali or Bangladeshi girl that wishes to live a quiet existence like me.
But it seems they all share a disdain for me for some reason and rather talk to cumskins.

 

[Wellington]

Younger versions of lasirena69, Elisa Sanches, and Monica Santhiago

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

If she was willing to improve her health in the future, I would tbh

This. Most landwhales would not be ugly if they were of normal weight, and it is completely reversible if they put in the effort.

I would date a former landwhale even with lose skin. It means she has her shit put together.

 

[kanyepilled]

high IQ

doesn't exist

 

[Deleted member 35542]

A plain jane noodlewhore.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

A plain jane noodlewhore.

Most noodlewhores are ugly though, especially without fakeup.

 

[Jungle]

i just want a girl to call me papi

 

[Wellington]

Most noodlewhores are ugly though, especially without fakeup.

Most women are ugly without makeup

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

i just want a girl to call me papi

Latinas are also pretty overrated.

Most women are ugly without makeup

White foids look better without makeup, as long as they're young and healthy.

 

[Deleted member 35542]

Most noodlewhores are ugly though, especially without fakeup.

yeah, maybe. I can't and don't ask for much. Pic related is okay for me

 

[Wellington]

White foids look better without makeup, as long as they're young and healthy.

Not really. Only the really beautiful white foids look good without makeup.

Most average white foids get a boost to their appearance with makeup

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I know that I will never be afforded the most perfect woman in real life or any woman for that matter.

But, if I had one wish granted to me for whatever I wanted my perfect ideal woman would look like this.

She would like the arts and humanities, she would be a bookworm nerd like myself, a woman of sophisticated culture or intelligence that would like to attend venues with me like that of opera and live performance theater. She would be a naturalist like me and be thrilled with the prospects of the great outdoors. Also, just like me, a rebel metal head and occasionally likes playing video games.

I know, she's a unicorn that doesn't exist, but still, I like entertaining these notions periodically.

 

[Negroid Berber]

doesn't exist

only in 2D

 

[Abominationcel]

The Younger, The Sweeter

 

[Wellington]

The Younger, The Sweeter

 

[Deleted member 35542]

The Younger, The Sweeter

 

[Orca]

same, mirin those high-tcels sexdrive tbh

ascension is possible for you then @Orca

I've said that she would need to be a kissless virgin. I'm not willing to fuck a slutty obese girl

 

[Notorious Inkler]

I know this topic has been posted before, but might as well make another one since I want to clarify my respond on this as well as hear from new users who might haven't answered.

Provide illustrations if you can. You can also distinguish between foids you would have a long-term relationship with vs. foids you just want for casual sex.

Also, be specific as possible. You could have a broad rage of preferred types or might not care too much about certain things, but also list them.

For sex-only:

• Sexual history: Would want an experienced slut, someone who has taken the virginity and innocence of many men with her pussy.
• Age: 18-50+ (as long as she's not menopausal)
• Height: 5'7 and above, the taller the better. I love to be snu-snued by a tall Amazonian foid.
• Race: Any but preferably Caucasian (Germanic, Slavic, Nordic or Turkish are the best in this order)
• Body type: Pretty much like a bimbo, huge breasts and big asses even if it's all fake. Preferably athletic.
• Tattoos/piercings: Don't really care, but I guess tattoos make her look more like a slut and not innocent.
• Hair: Any, but preferably blonde
• Body hair: Trimmed or full bush pubes. No body hair everywhere else.
• Complexion: Any, but preferably at least tan or paler.
• Eye: Any, but preferable light colored like blue or hazel. Big upturned or almond-shaped
• Face: Big lips, strong angled jawline
• Breasts: Not much of a breast guy since I see them more as "pretty" than "sexy", but to be sexy I'd say they have to be at least a DD cup. I don't care if they're fake or implants.
• Hips: Wide thunderthighs
• Ass: Really big round firm asses that can smother my face. Again, I don't care if they're fake.
• Genitalia: I like meaty clamshell pussy with prominent labia (but not stretched out)
• Legs: Strong long legs with meaty calves that can lock me in between them and squeeze me tightly.
• Feet: High arches, painted toes (I like deep and dark colors like red, black, blue, purple, etc.)
• Personality: Don't care about this when I just want to fuck. Prefer a slightly dominant foid who can take the lead for me.
• Skills: Flexibility and contortion is a plus.
• Kinks: Blowjob, feet, boob and ass play, some light femdom. Prefer to fuck her doggy style, standing, prone boning, Venetian oyster/mating press or woman-on-top. NOT into BDSM or urolagnia.
• Outfit: Bodystockings and pantyhoses with an opening to her pussy, nylons, thongs, leotards, booty shorts, miniskirts and platform stripper heels.
• Hair style: Preferably long, loose or in a ponytail.

For LTR and marriage:

• Sexual history: Ideally a virgin (more realistically has a very low body count, so less than 5 and only had sex with men she was in relationships)
• Age: Between 16-35 (more ideally between 16-23, the younger the better to maximize time to bear children)
• Height: Around my height or a little bit taller, so between 4'11 and 5'10 (more ideally 4'11 to 5'7)
• Race: Caucasian (preferably Mediterranean, Turkish or MENA, maybe central Asian), Latina, or mulatta (with light skin and predominantly white features)
• Body type: Curvy; slim, toned slightly muscular (not roided) or slightly chubby (I like some fat but not obese, BMI <27)
• Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, no piercings except earings
• Hair: Brunette; straight, wavy or curly hair texture (or any hair texture as long as it can grow down, so type 1-3), undyed
• Body hair: Some body hair is okay (some arm hair and leg hair, armpit hair and trimmed pubes). No facial or nose hair though.
• Complexion: Pale to olive/tan (type I to type III)
• Eyes: Light eyes (hazel, amber, blue, green in this order), upturned or almond-shaped
• Face: Full lips (thick but not too big, not thin either), small narrow nose, high cheekbones, round or oval face with soft jaw and round chin, freckles, dimpled smile, clean straight teeth with no overbite/bucktooth
• Breasts: Medium to medium-big (so from C cup to DD/E cup). They have to be natural and not implants.
• Hands: Slender hands, long fingers, unpainted fingernails
• Hips: Wide round hips wider than her waist, thick thighs, curvy figure.
• Ass: Plump and firm apple bottom.
• Genitalia: Innie or small labia, unnoticeable clit.
• Legs: Long, strong and slender legs. Defined calf muscles are also really sexy.
• Feet: Small, high arches, short unpainted toenails
• Personality: Sound of mind and not mentally ill, shares the same moral values as me, same religious beliefs as me, feminine (doesn't have to be a girly girl and can be somewhat tomboyish), she's reasonably intelligent, motherly and nurturing, empathetic and worries about me, cares about my wellbeing and presentation, ask me how my day was, comforts me after a long day of work to make me dinner and massage me, likes to cuddle, likes to enjoy my hobbies together like play video games or chill around the TV, likes to take long hikes in the backcountry out in nature, likes to live a modest and simple off-grid lifestyle with minimal luxuries, likes to visit natural landscapes like forests, mountains, oceans, etc. Not too submissive, prefer a gentile mommy but not too dominant either, sometimes I like to take the lead.
• Skills: Knows how to cook good food, knows how to clean (and what to throw out, I don't want her throwing out my old vintage stuff), knows how to sow and make/fix clothing and fabrics, some hunting skills (could use her as a hunting partner) and some DIY skills, knows how to use power tools, good in bed but doesn't have to be like freakishly kinky or be like a porn star, interested in only doing vanilla stuff or maybe some footplay, more focus on being passionate and using a lot of touching, kissing and body contact.
• Kinks: None, except for feet.
• Outfit
  • Hairstyle: I really, really love very long hair, but she could keep it at shoulder length as long as it looks feminine and conservative. I like it loose, but ponytails and pigtails are also really nice. I also like hair bangs.
  • Top: Non-hooded long sleeved wool sweaters in the cold, tank tops in the heat.
  • Bottom: Skirts, length up to the knee or mid-calf.
  • Dresses: Sundresses, jumpers and rompers
  • Legwear: Knee high or thigh high socks, stockings, pantyhoses
  • Shoes: Barefoot or flip-flops indoors, outdoors: hiking boots, tennis shoes, sandals, wedges, kitten heels.

Most of these are just my preferences, not necessarily strict standards that foids must follow.

As long as she's not a landwhale, doesn't look like a loli or too old and not crazy she's okay with me.

Unfathomably based

 

[AllanKing]

 

[starcrapoo]

Its not like it matters to me. Except when I was escortmaxxing. I generally preferred non-Asian foids that were thin and of average height or taller. Since that is exactly what I cannot get in real life. Most females are rarely thin and are usually a combination of big boned, fat, or average. I like super model type of thin.

I can't get noodles in real life either but they are relatively easy, readily accessible, and relatively cheap at massage parlors.

LTR = thin average height or taller noodlewhore
sex = thin non-asian foid, non-asian foids would need exceptional intelligence and be of exceptional personality for me to consider for LTR

I can post multiple pics of victoria secret models here but I won't. You guys get the picture.

 

[nidus]

Probably Asian, around the same age (15-18), same music taste and general interests, and similar personality and views so I can act like my true self around her. I don’t care as much about how she looks, though I prefer short hair

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Curvy thicc motherly body with big tits thicc thighs wide hips and a big ass
innie pussy or slight roast (honestly kinda find it hot sometimes)
equal height or taller than me
motherly low voice but still feminine
long hair
loves cuddle and whispering stories to me when we cuddle and i lay on her soft body

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Curvy thicc motherly body with big tits thicc thighs wide hips and a big ass
innie pussy or slight roast (honestly kinda find it hot sometimes)
equal height or taller than me
motherly low voice but still feminine
long hair
loves cuddle and whispering stories to me when we cuddle and i lay on her soft body

Man of culture, I see. I pretty much have the same taste.

 

[crestfallencel]

petite gorl with long hair and nice feet

 

[Kamikaze]

Someone who loves me just the way I am and wants to build a life with me.

Higher standard than a giga stacy tbh.

 

[IncelCatechumen]

I´m too pathetic to think about a "ideal w*men"

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Man of culture, I see. I pretty much have the same taste.

 

[Extra-Samsaric]

My ideal foid would be aged 22-27. She would be loyal and honorable to the point that she would die for me. She understands the natural order and accepts that the primary purpose of a foid is to serve the man. No sexual history whatsoever, nothing more than a hug to another man. Absolutely no tattoos, and no piercings other than her ears, or a small stud in her nose.

She is very 'low maintenance-' no makeup, no expensive handbags or accessories, etc.

In terms of dress, she is very modest- no modern whoregear, no leggings, no tube tops, no booty shorts, no bikinis. Just floor floor length dresses and headscarves, like a woman is supposed to wear. Ideally, she would dress like the woman in this painting:

Physically, she is 5'6, and around 130-135 pounds with a fit build and smooth, dark brown skin. Basically looks like this:

 

[Capable_Onion]

Tall noodlewhore gigastacy with a fat ass tbhngl

 

[govnyaker]

young agatha christie +big booba

 

[AllanKing]

 

[It all fell down]

Thick white gyal with big titties, phat ass and with oversupply of breastmilk. A cute face also.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Thick white gyal with big titties, phat ass and with oversupply of breastmilk. A cute face also.

What would you consider a cute face?

 

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[duitsenbloed]

You guys have too much free time.

 

[stoicincel]

my ideal gf.

You guys have too much free time.

you are retarded. you come to incel forums to brag about your life, height and stuff,
it's weird af

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

14-21, looks good in a pair of jeans, no belly fat, not a nigger. That's about it.

 

[Moody-Silver]

Latina body + white face

 

[RandomGuy]

Aryan

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