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I know this topic has been posted before, but might as well make another one since I want to clarify my respond on this as well as hear from new users who might haven't answered.

Provide illustrations if you can. You can also distinguish between foids you would have a long-term relationship with vs. foids you just want for casual sex.

Also, be specific as possible. You could have a broad rage of preferred types or might not care too much about certain things, but also list them.

For sex-only:
  • Sexual history: Would want an experienced slut, someone who has taken the virginity and innocence of many men with her pussy.
  • Age: 18-50+ (as long as she's not menopausal)
  • Height: 5'7 and above, the taller the better. I love to be snu-snued by a tall Amazonian foid.
  • Race: Any but preferably Caucasian (Germanic, Slavic, Nordic or Turkish are the best in this order)
  • Body type: Pretty much like a bimbo, huge breasts and big asses even if it's all fake. Preferably athletic.
  • Tattoos/piercings: Don't really care, but I guess tattoos make her look more like a slut and not innocent.
  • Hair: Any, but preferably blonde
  • Body hair: Trimmed or full bush pubes. No body hair everywhere else.
  • Complexion: Any, but preferably at least tan or paler.
  • Eye: Any, but preferable light colored like blue or hazel. Big upturned or almond-shaped
  • Face: Big lips, strong angled jawline
  • Breasts: Not much of a breast guy since I see them more as "pretty" than "sexy", but to be sexy I'd say they have to be at least a DD cup. I don't care if they're fake or implants.
  • Hips: Wide thunderthighs
  • Ass: Really big round firm asses that can smother my face. Again, I don't care if they're fake.
  • Genitalia: I like meaty clamshell pussy with prominent labia (but not stretched out)
  • Legs: Strong long legs with meaty calves that can lock me in between them and squeeze me tightly.
  • Feet: High arches, painted toes (I like deep and dark colors like red, black, blue, purple, etc.)
  • Personality: Don't care about this when I just want to fuck. Prefer a slightly dominant foid who can take the lead for me.
  • Skills: Flexibility and contortion is a plus.
  • Kinks: Blowjob, feet, boob and ass play, some light femdom. Prefer to fuck her doggy style, standing, prone boning, Venetian oyster/mating press or woman-on-top. NOT into BDSM or urolagnia.
  • Outfit: Bodystockings and pantyhoses with an opening to her pussy, nylons, thongs, leotards, booty shorts, miniskirts and platform stripper heels.
  • Hair style: Preferably long, loose or in a ponytail.
For LTR and marriage:
  • Sexual history: Ideally a virgin (more realistically has a very low body count, so less than 5 and only had sex with men she was in relationships)
  • Age: Between 16-35 (more ideally between 16-23, the younger the better to maximize time to bear children)
  • Height: Around my height or a little bit taller, so between 4'11 and 5'10 (more ideally 4'11 to 5'7)
  • Race: Caucasian (preferably Mediterranean, Turkish or MENA, maybe central Asian), Latina, or mulatta (with light skin and predominantly white features)
  • Body type: Curvy; slim, toned slightly muscular (not roided) or slightly chubby (I like some fat but not obese, BMI <27)
  • Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, no piercings except earings
  • Hair: Brunette; straight, wavy or curly hair texture (or any hair texture as long as it can grow down, so type 1-3), undyed
  • Body hair: Some body hair is okay (some arm hair and leg hair, armpit hair and trimmed pubes). No facial or nose hair though.
  • Complexion: Pale to olive/tan (type I to type III)
  • Eyes: Light eyes (hazel, amber, blue, green in this order), upturned or almond-shaped
  • Face: Full lips (thick but not too big, not thin either), small narrow nose, high cheekbones, round or oval face with soft jaw and round chin, freckles, dimpled smile, clean straight teeth with no overbite/bucktooth
  • Breasts: Medium to medium-big (so from C cup to DD/E cup). They have to be natural and not implants.
  • Hands: Slender hands, long fingers, unpainted fingernails
  • Hips: Wide round hips wider than her waist, thick thighs, curvy figure.
  • Ass: Plump and firm apple bottom.
  • Genitalia: Innie or small labia, unnoticeable clit.
  • Legs: Long, strong and slender legs. Defined calf muscles are also really sexy.
  • Feet: Small, high arches, short unpainted toenails
  • Personality: Sound of mind and not mentally ill, shares the same moral values as me, same religious beliefs as me, feminine (doesn't have to be a girly girl and can be somewhat tomboyish), she's reasonably intelligent, motherly and nurturing, empathetic and worries about me, cares about my wellbeing and presentation, ask me how my day was, comforts me after a long day of work to make me dinner and massage me, likes to cuddle, likes to enjoy my hobbies together like play video games or chill around the TV, likes to take long hikes in the backcountry out in nature, likes to live a modest and simple off-grid lifestyle with minimal luxuries, likes to visit natural landscapes like forests, mountains, oceans, etc. Not too submissive, prefer a gentile mommy but not too dominant either, sometimes I like to take the lead.
  • Skills: Knows how to cook good food, knows how to clean (and what to throw out, I don't want her throwing out my old vintage stuff), knows how to sow and make/fix clothing and fabrics, some hunting skills (could use her as a hunting partner) and some DIY skills, knows how to use power tools, good in bed but doesn't have to be like freakishly kinky or be like a porn star, interested in only doing vanilla stuff or maybe some footplay, more focus on being passionate and using a lot of touching, kissing and body contact.
  • Kinks: None, except for feet.
  • Outfit
    • Hairstyle: I really, really love very long hair, but she could keep it at shoulder length as long as it looks feminine and conservative. I like it loose, but ponytails and pigtails are also really nice. I also like hair bangs.
    • Top: Non-hooded long sleeved wool sweaters in the cold, tank tops in the heat.
    • Bottom: Skirts, length up to the knee or mid-calf.
    • Dresses: Sundresses, jumpers and rompers
    • Legwear: Knee high or thigh high socks, stockings, pantyhoses
    • Shoes: Barefoot or flip-flops indoors, outdoors: hiking boots, tennis shoes, sandals, wedges, kitten heels.
Most of these are just my preferences, not necessarily strict standards that foids must follow.

As long as she's not a landwhale, doesn't look like a loli or too old and not crazy she's okay with me.
 
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Wow thats too much , I just want a white foid without spic indigenous genes :feelsbadman:
 
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(illustration)
 
early twenties
virgin
dark hair
my same height
green eyes
small/medium titties
high IQ
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I don't want them anymore, I hate them too much
 
Ideally:
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If not possible:
-Is a girl.
-Actually loves me and cares about me.
-Not an orc.
 
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Her but loyal, supportive, satisfied and in love with me.
 
For sex only

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For LTR and marriage:

I don't wanna have sex with her, because I have Madonna–whore complex
She must be in my age, because I'm not a pedo
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For both:
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No im not white but i only like white foids.
So another ethnic man wants white foid smh

For every ethnic man who has white foid a white man has to get a Asian foid, you are making Inceldom worse for everyone

What race are you?
 
did you take your surname from your mom or your deadbeat father who ran away?

from my stupid "mother" but as far as i know i should have "olmos" as surname too
 
yea that seems to be a thread with ethnics on here.

I cant lie to my heart , Even if somehow a 7/10 mulatta showed interest in me i wouldnt be happy with that , Spic culture is shit and cucked.
 
Sexual history: Ideally a virgin (more realistically has a very low body count, so less than 3 and only had sex with men she was in relationships)
  • Age: Between 17-30 (more ideally between 16-23, the younger the better to maximize time to bear children)
  • Height: Around my height or a little bit taller, so between 5'2 and 5'11 (more ideally 5'2 to 5'7)
  • Race: Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic
  • Body type: Skinny, but not bony.
  • Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, no piercings except earings
  • Hair: Jet Black, Brunette, or Redhead is fine.
  • Body hair: Some body hair is okay (some arm hair and leg hair, armpit hair and trimmed pubes). No facial or nose hair though.
  • Complexion: Pale to Brown (type I to type IV)
  • Eye Complexion: Light eyes (hazel, amber, blue, green in this order), upturned or almond-shaped
  • Face: Full lips (thick but not too big, not thin either), narrow nose, rectangular face, oval face,
  • Breasts: Medium to medium-big (so from C cup to DD/E cup). They have to be natural and not implants.
  • Hands: Slender hands, long fingers, unpainted fingernails
  • Hips: Wide round hips wider than her waist, thick thighs, curvy figure.
  • Ass: Round
  • Genitalia: Innie or small labia, unnoticeable clit.
  • Legs: Long, strong and slender legs.
  • Feet: Small, high arches, short unpainted toenails
  • Personality: Sound of mind and not mentally ill, shares the same moral values as me, doesn't have to have the same religious beliefs as me (She could be Buddhist, Atheist or Christian). Feminine, she's reasonably intelligent, motherly and nurturing, empathetic and worries about me, cares about my wellbeing and presentation, ask me how my day was. She's Egalitarian and shares equal rights with me, likes to cuddle, likes to enjoy my hobbies together like play video games or chill around the TV, likes to take long hikes in the backcountry out in nature, likes to live a modern progressive life, likes to visit natural landscapes like forests, mountains, oceans, etc. Not too submissive, prefer a gentile mommy, but not too dominant either, sometimes I like to take the lead.
  • Skills: Knows how to cook good food, knows how to clean (and what to throw out, I don't want her throwing out my old vintage stuff), knows how to sow and make/fix clothing and fabrics, some DIY skills, knows how to use power tools, good in bed, but doesn't have to be like freakishly kinky or be like a porn star, interested in only doing vanilla stuff or maybe some footplay, more focus on being passionate and using a lot of touching, kissing and body contact.
  • Kinks: Impregnation ideally.
  • Outfit
    • Hairstyle: I really, really love very long hair, but she could keep it at shoulder length as long as it looks feminine and conservative. I like it loose..
    • Top: Non-hooded long sleeved wool sweaters in the cold, tank tops in the heat.
    • Bottom: Skirts, length up to the knee or mid-calf.
    • Dresses: Sundresses, jumpers and rompers
    • Legwear: Knee high or thigh high socks, stockings, pantyhoses
    • Shoes: Barefoot or flip-flops indoors, outdoors:, tennis shoes, sandals, wedges, kitten heels.
 
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I know this topic has been posted before, but might as well make another one since I want to clarify my respond on this as well as hear from new users who might haven't answered.

Provide illustrations if you can. You can also distinguish between foids you would have a long-term relationship with vs. foids you just want for casual sex.

Also, be specific as possible. You could have a broad rage of preferred types or might not care too much about certain things, but also list them.

For sex-only:
  • Sexual history: Would want an experienced slut, someone who has taken the virginity and innocence of many men with her pussy.
  • Age: 18-50+ (as long as she's not menopausal)
  • Height: 5'7 and above, the taller the better. I love to be snu-snued by a tall Amazonian foid.
  • Race: Any but preferably Caucasian (Germanic, Slavic, Nordic or Turkish are the best in this order)
  • Body type: Pretty much like a bimbo, huge breasts and big asses even if it's all fake. Preferably athletic.
  • Tattoos/piercings: Don't really care, but I guess tattoos make her look more like a slut and not innocent.
  • Hair: Any, but preferably blonde
  • Body hair: Trimmed or full bush pubes. No body hair everywhere else.
  • Complexion: Any, but preferably at least tan or paler.
  • Eye: Any, but preferable light colored like blue or hazel. Big upturned or almond-shaped
  • Face: Big lips, strong angled jawline
  • Breasts: Not much of a breast guy since I see them more as "pretty" than "sexy", but to be sexy I'd say they have to be at least a DD cup. I don't care if they're fake or implants.
  • Hips: Wide thunderthighs
  • Ass: Really big round firm asses that can smother my face. Again, I don't care if they're fake.
  • Genitalia: I like meaty clamshell pussy with prominent labia (but not stretched out)
  • Legs: Strong long legs with meaty calves that can lock me in between them and squeeze me tightly.
  • Feet: High arches, painted toes (I like deep and dark colors like red, black, blue, purple, etc.)
  • Personality: Don't care about this when I just want to fuck. Prefer a slightly dominant foid who can take the lead for me.
  • Skills: Flexibility and contortion is a plus.
  • Kinks: Blowjob, feet, boob and ass play, some light femdom. Prefer to fuck her doggy style, standing, prone boning, Venetian oyster/mating press or woman-on-top. NOT into BDSM or urolagnia.
  • Outfit: Bodystockings and pantyhoses with an opening to her pussy, nylons, thongs, leotards, booty shorts, miniskirts and platform stripper heels.
  • Hair style: Preferably long, loose or in a ponytail.
For LTR and marriage:
  • Sexual history: Ideally a virgin (more realistically has a very low body count, so less than 5 and only had sex with men she was in relationships)
  • Age: Between 16-35 (more ideally between 16-23, the younger the better to maximize time to bear children)
  • Height: Around my height or a little bit taller, so between 4'11 and 5'10 (more ideally 4'11 to 5'7)
  • Race: Caucasian (preferably Mediterranean, Turkish or MENA, maybe central Asian), Latina, or mulatta (with light skin and predominantly white features)
  • Body type: Curvy; slim, toned slightly muscular (not roided) or slightly chubby (I like some fat but not obese, BMI <27)
  • Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, no piercings except earings
  • Hair: Brunette; straight, wavy or curly hair texture (or any hair texture as long as it can grow down, so type 1-3), undyed
  • Body hair: Some body hair is okay (some arm hair and leg hair, armpit hair and trimmed pubes). No facial or nose hair though.
  • Complexion: Pale to olive/tan (type I to type III)
  • Eyes: Light eyes (hazel, amber, blue, green in this order), upturned or almond-shaped
  • Face: Full lips (thick but not too big, not thin either), small narrow nose, high cheekbones, round or oval face with soft jaw and round chin, freckles, dimpled smile, clean straight teeth with no overbite/bucktooth
  • Breasts: Medium to medium-big (so from C cup to DD/E cup). They have to be natural and not implants.
  • Hands: Slender hands, long fingers, unpainted fingernails
  • Hips: Wide round hips wider than her waist, thick thighs, curvy figure.
  • Ass: Plump and firm apple bottom.
  • Genitalia: Innie or small labia, unnoticeable clit.
  • Legs: Long, strong and slender legs. Defined calf muscles are also really sexy.
  • Feet: Small, high arches, short unpainted toenails
  • Personality: Sound of mind and not mentally ill, shares the same moral values as me, same religious beliefs as me, feminine (doesn't have to be a girly girl and can be somewhat tomboyish), she's reasonably intelligent, motherly and nurturing, empathetic and worries about me, cares about my wellbeing and presentation, ask me how my day was, comforts me after a long day of work to make me dinner and massage me, likes to cuddle, likes to enjoy my hobbies together like play video games or chill around the TV, likes to take long hikes in the backcountry out in nature, likes to live a modest and simple off-grid lifestyle with minimal luxuries, likes to visit natural landscapes like forests, mountains, oceans, etc. Not too submissive, prefer a gentile mommy but not too dominant either, sometimes I like to take the lead.
  • Skills: Knows how to cook good food, knows how to clean (and what to throw out, I don't want her throwing out my old vintage stuff), knows how to sow and make/fix clothing and fabrics, some hunting skills (could use her as a hunting partner) and some DIY skills, knows how to use power tools, good in bed but doesn't have to be like freakishly kinky or be like a porn star, interested in only doing vanilla stuff or maybe some footplay, more focus on being passionate and using a lot of touching, kissing and body contact.
  • Kinks: None, except for feet.
  • Outfit
    • Hairstyle: I really, really love very long hair, but she could keep it at shoulder length as long as it looks feminine and conservative. I like it loose, but ponytails and pigtails are also really nice. I also like hair bangs.
    • Top: Non-hooded long sleeved wool sweaters in the cold, tank tops in the heat.
    • Bottom: Skirts, length up to the knee or mid-calf.
    • Dresses: Sundresses, jumpers and rompers
    • Legwear: Knee high or thigh high socks, stockings, pantyhoses
    • Shoes: Barefoot or flip-flops indoors, outdoors: hiking boots, tennis shoes, sandals, wedges, kitten heels.
Most of these are just my preferences, not necessarily strict standards that foids must follow.

As long as she's not a landwhale, doesn't look like a loli or too old and not crazy she's okay with me.
looks like this, and no sexual history. good high energy personality.




if 2d foids allowed to be chosen then this one:
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Makoto from persona 5
 
Ugly fat and retarded
 
For LTR and marriage:
  • Under 30
  • Virgin or body county less than 3
  • Prefer white, but any race except Black or indigenous American (I want to dilute that mud DNA if we make children)
  • Can be fit, but not muscular. BMI should be around mid-20s
  • Preferably no siblings and parents far away or dead (I don't want to deal with nosy in-laws)
  • Does not own or wear yoga pants
  • Not picky with how she dresses as long as it's only skirts below the knee and loose pants (at home, though, she can wear whatever she wants)
  • No tattoos or piercings other than one per ear
  • Introverted personality
  • Is not on social media
For sex only:
  • Don't care
 
Wow thats too much
So another ethnic man wants white foid smh

For every ethnic man who has white foid a white man has to get a Asian foid, you are making Inceldom worse for everyone

What race are you?
Literally shut the fuck up dude, you daydream about getting with ethnic females and now it's a problem that an ethnic male male wants a white female? Lol.
 
For relationship+sex:
Aged: 20-23. Virgin. Christian. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Wide hips, bubble but or big butt. Playful and loves teasing. Really affectionate and remembers things I say. Wears feminine and masculine type clothes. Basically bikins, dresses, skirts, gym shorts + hoodies, jeans, shorts.
 
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Literally shut the fuck up dude, you daydream about getting with ethnic females and now it's a problem that an ethnic male male wants a white female? Lol.

He probably wants shitskins like me breeding with ugly shitskin foids just to create ethnic goblinas for cumskin males :reeeeee:
 
Literally shut the fuck up dude, you daydream about getting with ethnic females and now it's a problem that an ethnic male male wants a white female? Lol.
the whites want all ethnic men to be castrated
 
Reproduction is cucked anyways
tbh having children is low IQ trait and waste of money. have a son, he Mogs u hard or is another ugly Subhuman trash. have a daughter, she ends up a whore.

no winning
 
For sex-only:
No one,if i only wanted sex i'd go to prostitutes.
For LTR only (even if somehow i got a foid i still wouldn't marry her):
  • Sexual history: As long as her body count is under 10 i'm ok
  • Age: Between 18-26, idk if i want children because i don't want to curse them with my shit DNA
  • Height: Shorter than me so between 5'6 and 5'11
  • Race: White
  • Body type: Slim's ok,i don't want fat bitches.
  • Tattoos/piercings: Idc about tattoos, no piercings except earings
  • Hair: long,straight black hair.
  • Body hair: no body hair
  • Complexion: pale skin,no tanning
  • Eyes: green eyes
  • Breasts: small to medium, natural
  • Hands: Slender hands, long fingers,black fingernails
  • Personality: Don't care if she's mentally ill as long as she can communicate with me,don't care about her values as long as she's not a thot,don't care about her religious beliefs.
  • Don't care about her iq,she gotta be affectionate with me.
  • I don't want someone who talks 24/7,I'd prefer a quiet girl.
  • Skills: Knows how to cook good food, knows how to clean
  • Outfit As long as she doesn't dress like a thot I'm ok
Face:similar to this one
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tbh having children is low IQ trait and waste of money. have a son, he Mogs u hard or is another ugly Subhuman trash. have a daughter, she ends up a whore.

no winning

Indeed life is fucking stupid , Wish i could be a cubensis mycelium :feelsLSD:
 
I can't be picky, I'm a sand nigger.
 
That is an extremely detailed criteria
 
I cant lie to my heart , Even if somehow a 7/10 mulatta showed interest in me i wouldnt be happy with that , Spic culture is shit and cucked.
Mexican females can be good-looking also.

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LTR probably a cute, petite, short-haired tomboyish asian girl, virgin, 16yo maby, lean with a nice, fit, somewhat curvy body, I don't care about big boobs so mid size is fine, but some butt would be cool, toned hips, also innie. Neotenous with good skin and no body hair preferrably. I'd like her skin to be not so pale so probably a light caramel complexion.

Not any kinks if you ask me since I'm not into it either tbh but down to anything I'm and actually likes sex (only with me ofc). As for personality I'd like her to enjoy the same kind of things I do, loving, easy going, quiet around others but quite open when we are alone, I'd like her to be someone I can be comfortable being myself around her and doesn't make me feel insecure or anything, so it'd be great if she were really attracted to me, face, body and everything. Nurturing and physical.

For sex only, never really thought about that, I just want a LTR tbf, any hot instagram model would do the job I guess.

read a kino hentai comic the other day, absolute godtier coomfuel:feelsohh:

That is an extremely detailed criteria
tbh

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face wise, young harada tomoyo is very close to what I consider ideal in a (3d) girl


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMwr75W9rBQ


also nounen rena does my taste:

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body wise, I guess porn-actress minato riku is very close to my ideal, though she could be more toned (specially in the abs and hips), also her skin complexion is very, very good imo:

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For LTR : kissless virgin girl. I don't care about her physical traits
For sex only : No one, I'm against hookups
 
For LTR : kissless virgin girl. I don't care about her physical traits
For sex only : No one, I'm against hookups
u will even fuck this for an LTR :feelswhat::feelspuke:?
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really nigga?
 

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