mlcurrycel
Marxist-Rodgerist
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What is depression?
To me, it feels like my brain telling me, "you're 90 years old, it's time to die, die now, stop waiting".
Why does my brain act this way? Let's use Savannah Theory.
When early humans were living in the wilderness, we were either having group sex or tournament-mating (polygamy).
If you were Chadwick Tyrone and stretching out all the JB black Stacey's, you were enjoying life. Your brain was flooding itself with happiness chemicals to encourage you to keep impregnating bitches.
But if you were caveman Urkel? What would your brain be doing?
Maybe your sister got impregnated by Chadwick, but your dick was drier than th Sahara.
You have a few options:
If her son, your nephew, becomes the next Chadwick, his brain will be flooded by happy chemicals and he'll enjoy life
If her son turns out to be an incel, he can help his sisters by killing himself.
Dolphins commut suicide too. Some of them just stop jumping for air and asphyxiated themselves. Dolphins will do that sometimes if their entire family dies.
If your entire tribe dies and there's no way for you to pass on your genes, there's no point to living anymore. So your body will either shut off your sex drive so you no longer feel sexually frustrated, or it will make you kill yourself to reduce your total suffering in the long term.
To me, it feels like my brain telling me, "you're 90 years old, it's time to die, die now, stop waiting".
Why does my brain act this way? Let's use Savannah Theory.
When early humans were living in the wilderness, we were either having group sex or tournament-mating (polygamy).
If you were Chadwick Tyrone and stretching out all the JB black Stacey's, you were enjoying life. Your brain was flooding itself with happiness chemicals to encourage you to keep impregnating bitches.
But if you were caveman Urkel? What would your brain be doing?
Maybe your sister got impregnated by Chadwick, but your dick was drier than th Sahara.
You have a few options:
- Kill Chadwick and his children and impregnate all the foids (good luck winning the fight)
- Help your sister raise Chadwick's children by hunting food, etc. This means your Y chromosome will die out, but your X chromosome will be passed on through your sister.
- Kill yourself (this means your Y chromosome won't pass on. But it also means you won't be eating the resources that could feed your nephews and nieces instead)
If her son, your nephew, becomes the next Chadwick, his brain will be flooded by happy chemicals and he'll enjoy life
If her son turns out to be an incel, he can help his sisters by killing himself.
Dolphins commut suicide too. Some of them just stop jumping for air and asphyxiated themselves. Dolphins will do that sometimes if their entire family dies.
If your entire tribe dies and there's no way for you to pass on your genes, there's no point to living anymore. So your body will either shut off your sex drive so you no longer feel sexually frustrated, or it will make you kill yourself to reduce your total suffering in the long term.