Serious What do I say in a job interview when they ask me about myself?

[zangano1]

I have nothing to say besides my studies. I dont have any achievements or interests. I cant tell them that im a neet with no friends and I rot all day while browsing shit on my phone

 

[Khanivore]

i like money please give me job and i will be happy

 

[zangano1]

I would personally say that there is nothing much to say about myself; I am simple and studious. My hobbies are few but curated to bring immense satisfaction.

Now give me the fucking job.

thats a good idea. I have an important interview on monday, Im going to prepare my speech word by word

 

[subhuman]

say some generic normie platitudes

 

[pillme]

Tell them you are a simp and they will hire you.

 

[zangano1]

Just finished, didnt go so bad tbh.

 

[Bedford Stye]

"I'm a feminist and I hate white people"

 

[lemon21]

Tell them you are unnnatractive and hope to get the job so at least you'll have money for copes because clearly the HR girl won't fuck you, so ... yeah