Went to a lewd coffee shop today

[jjmayeera]

Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.

you mean theyre blueballing you with their ass

 

[bcroger]

you mean theyre blueballing you with their ass

No. I masturbate to it when I get home.

 

[jjmayeera]

No. I masturbate to it when I get home.

you realize escortmaxxing is a thing right

 

[lifeisfucked215]

I C A N T G O O N

Hahahahaha RIP goon lord.
I CANT GOON
I CANT GOON
I CANT GOON
YOU KILLED THAT MAN

 

[lifeisfucked215]

At least you get a nice view of their ass in a thong.

Are their asses pretty nice?

 

[bcroger]

Are their asses pretty nice?

I went there today and the girl served me a smoothie in a thong. I gave a $2 tip. It gave me a boner. I then went home and masturbated. She was a Latina with a nice ass (not like those 5", 200 lbs latinas you see all over the place, such as the animals at my workplace, a good looking' one.

Plus I got a fruit smoothie which gave me about 2 extra servings of fruit today.




Whats the big deal? No one is getting hurt.

 

[doomed2failio]

I stopped by at this lewd coffee shop today. Its a drive through.

The girl who served me has a nice bikini thong on. I was nervous to go but glad I did. Sure, they just do it for $$$, and they are forced to serve you mostly naked because you are a customer, but it turns me on. I'll probably go again. I live like 4 minutes away.

Look for Vietnamese coffee shops in your area. They are sometimes run by Vietnamese gangsters so they don't care about the law so much. It's basically a stripclub hostess bar when they give lap dances if you pay for one. Otherwise it's just very skimpy hostess serving coffee table to table.
Pretty safe as the criminal activity is just about college girls getting money as strippers not drugs or anything illegal for you as the customer.
In my area in USA they are near similar locations as drive through coffee stripper/nude cafes

 

[Coyote Cooch]

was the coffee actually good though?