Went to a lewd coffee shop today

[jjmayeera]

Sure, but they are giving you shit for it. They are giving you coffee and a nice view of their ass.

I am not just sending them $$$ for nothing.

you mean theyre blueballing you with their ass

 

[bcroger]

you mean theyre blueballing you with their ass

No. I masturbate to it when I get home.

 

[jjmayeera]

No. I masturbate to it when I get home.

you realize escortmaxxing is a thing right

 

[lifeisfucked215]

I C A N T G O O N

Hahahahaha RIP goon lord.
I CANT GOON
I CANT GOON
I CANT GOON
YOU KILLED THAT MAN

 

[lifeisfucked215]

At least you get a nice view of their ass in a thong.

Are their asses pretty nice?

 

[bcroger]

Are their asses pretty nice?

I went there today and the girl served me a smoothie in a thong. I gave a $2 tip. It gave me a boner. I then went home and masturbated. She was a Latina with a nice ass (not like those 5", 200 lbs latinas you see all over the place, such as the animals at my workplace, a good looking' one.

Plus I got a fruit smoothie which gave me about 2 extra servings of fruit today.




Whats the big deal? No one is getting hurt.