News Well fortunately I’m still alive I think…?

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

So now you can only communicate through keystrokes ? Finally, the board may see an up in quality.

Glad you're doing fine.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Unfortunately this time my health woes are at their very worst but the doctors see a lot of hope for me to turn things around for the better which I’m well on the way to doing now.

The long and short of things are I got not only sepsis this time but a touch of pneumonia.

This caused me to collapse in a public area otherwise I’d probably be dead right now (leaving Master to find a new best friend, heh) and since they intubated me a number of times I’m now left without a voice.

No real ETA on when or if it will ever come back but I’ve at least heard the encouraging news vocal cord paralysis usually isn’t permanent and even if it is in some people it can usually be successfully treated.

At least I’m off the ventilator now and free of infection I believe but I’ve got this nasty traec tube and whales blow hole in my neck. While I’m thankful it has kept my sorry ass alive I don’t at all relish going from a plain ol freak of nature into a hideous freak of nature. So as you can all imagine I can’t wait to get all this crap out of me.

The other shitty part of my story is I was knocked out for quite sometime so now I’m in physical rehab learning to walk and regain my mobility now too.

So while I’m not certain a wise posters words are true about “every cope has an ending” I am sure my love affair with Coke and Pepsi is over.

I‘ve been in hospitals and rehab now for two months or thereabouts.

Some of you have seen me checking in on the board and figured “Oh he’s ok he’s just messing with us or whatever“ but friends nothing could be further from the truth.

I wish it were that simple.

Truth is I wanted to check in hoping for a laugh or two and to see what’s been going on but when I tried to compose a what’s happened and wher I’ve been message I was too doped up from my meds and woozy to continue composing it.

TL;DR I know but before anyone asks I keep getting these infections from having been too fat and not moving much so I have legs prone to blood infection now ie sepsis.

Yet to leave this on one good note for now I’m down a fuck ton of mostly water weight thanks to prescribed diuretics and have agreed and been sticking too a doctor managed low calorie diet so within about two or three months from now I should be my normal age and height weight for the first time since high school.

I‘m pretty excited about that.

Don‘t worry, it still won’t make me Chad though.

I’ll just be happy to be healthy and more apprecitative of being alive from now on.

Not that I wasn’t before despite my inceldom but just saying when you come as close as I have to being taken out the game, it really puts things into perspective.

I’m so sorry dude, this is brutal af. First you were born ugly with bad fat storing genetics, and now you get all these health problems and have become plugged to the system just to survive. There’s really no coping.

 

[Fat Link]

Aren't you located in the US? Are you able to afford all those medical bills or did you get into debt because of this shit?

Fortunately I’m where you want to be brocel as in totally covered by ZOG welfare ie Medicaid so they are covering all my bills almost.

Almost I say because hilariously enough after having spent tens of thousands of dollars on me ZOG refuses to pay for a decent walker for me so I’ll have to pay out of pocket if I want a good one that best suits my frame and height, heh.

Though as far as I’m concerned the slightly shakey one I got from the senior center is more than good enough for now.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Dang, that sucks, man. I hope you will be cleared of your health issues, soon. Also--- did femorrhoids come to your aid as you fainted publicly or was it just bhais helping out?

 

[Rotter]

Fortunately I’m where you want to be brocel as in totally covered by ZOG welfare ie Medicaid so they are covering all my bills almost.

Almost I say because hilariously enough after having spent tens of thousands of dollars on me ZOG refuses to pay for a decent walker for me so I’ll have to pay out of pocket if I want a good one that best suits my frame and height, heh.

Though as far as I’m concerned the slightly shakey one I got from the senior center is more than good enough for now.

Hope you get better soon mang

 

[Puppeter]

just get a treadmill theory.

 

[incelerated]

Oh man that's beyond brutal.

Glad you're okay.
Get well soon.

 

[based_meme]

What’s ur bmi

Too damn high.

 

[Mulattocel]

What was the experience like when you collapsed? Did you have a near death experience or was it just darkness? I’m super interested in the concept of NDEs

 

[Mopey]

Welcome back brother ideally this experience makes you happier about life and the Lil thangs

 

[MexicanCel1846]

Happy that you're doing ok

 

[Fat Link]

What was the experience like when you collapsed? Did you have a near death experience or was it just darkness? I’m super interested in the concept of NDEs

Oh I didn’t actually die at anytime as far as they’ve told me.

I did however stop breathing while knocked out cold from lack of oxygen 3-4 times due to an overworked heart and my Obesity Hypotension Disorder a.k.a Pickwickian Syndrome causing me to not be able to easily clear out enough carbon dioxide/expelled air, so I had to be intubated those 3-4 times to probably have a machine ventilator breath for me.

Whether all these events were during my surgery or some in the ambulance I do not know.

That said did have a super bad trip on the propofol and fentanyl they had me on.

Ugh. Hate to even think about it.

 

[Rotter]

Oh I didn’t actually die at anytime as far as they’ve told me.

I did however stop breathing while knocked out cold from lack of oxygen 3-4 times due to an overworked heart and my Obesity Hypotension Disorder a.k.a Pickwickian Syndrome causing me to not be able to easily clear out enough carbon dioxide/expelled air, so I had to be intubated those 3-4 times to probably have a machine ventilator breath for me.

Whether all these events were during my surgery or some in the ambulance I do not know.

That said did have a super bad trip on the propofol and fentanyl they had me on.

Ugh. Hate to even think about it.

Do you plan on making any lifestyle changes or have you said fuck it and resign yourself to fate?

 

[Fat Link]

Do you plan on making any lifestyle changes or have you said fuck it and resign yourself to fate?

I’m going back to being an exercisecel as I was in my younger days.

I’ll just walk around my neighborhood like I used to.

 

[BornToLose]

I’m going back to being an exercisecel as I was in my younger days.

I’ll just walk around my neighborhood like I used to.

Walks me.

 

[CroatianManlet]

Hope you get better brocel

 

[calimero]

Happy you're okay link.

We all go through some fucked up shit up here...

 

[Shrek]

Glad to see you are still alive.Be sure you bang some hot next door roommate .

 

[tanfeo]

Soon he will change his name into Chad Link

 

[TerminalS8Madness]

how much did u weigh and how much do u weigh now?