Serious We should run an MLM style company selling shoe lifts

[Deleted member 1783]

It would be the greatest irony if this site started an MLM company called Fast Banana Viral Marketing and marketed to gullible people and recruited them in a pyramid scheme to sell shoe lifts branded with our name. It would also be a good source of funding too. Kek

 

[SeifEsteem]

it wouldnt work, women shame men based on height so they wouldnt liked being "tricked" into height "fraud" schemes

also only women participate in MLM, men who do MLM usually dont have the money to continue after one round while women can always get their hubbies to contribute

 

[guerillahubris]

you dont need an mlm to sell shoe lifts because the product can sell well under a normal business model as long as you market to the right places and not in the mainstream so your brand doesnt get shit on by normies

 

[masterwizard]

Just sell medieval torture rack sessions. $300 for a half hour session where you stretch normies out on one of those old timey medieval racks where it pulls your arms and legs.