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The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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The force used to be this thing that only the most skilled jedis could use and even then it would take some level of concentration to lift up a 160 pound human.
Rei just says fuck that and lifts 120 ton spaceship while having a stand off with Kylo Ren.
She fucking explodes the ship by zapping it with lighting while halding it in place and then fucking Kylo Ren starts to push it to the other side with his power.
So both of them have a tug of war contest with 120ton spaceship.
Story was dogshit,ending was alright,everything else is retarded power fantasy where Rei does in a couple days what skywalker couldn't do in his whole life.
She spent her whole life on a dessert planet,close to the end of the movie she gets to a planet where there's a sea with insanely strong waves.
The natives tell her that its too dangerous and they wouldn't go now because they'd die,but no,Rei is strok wumaaan and can't be stopped by some pesky logic.
Her whole character is that she can do everything.
Skywalker comes back some fucking how and gives her guidance,which made his disapearance in the last movie utterly useless.
The force can now be used for "healing","telepathy" and some fucking how REVIVING THE DEAD.
The reatarded movie was trying to push rei into getting BLACKED by the clone and the curry pilot was reavealed to have an ex lover.
Can you guess what race she was?
the only upside to the movie was Kylo Ren,but even he's kind of shit.
Movie ends with a scene where everyones happy and the only kiss that happens is between gays.
Hmmm i wonder what the movies messege is.
This wasn't a movie.
This was two hours of me getting my intelligence insulted.
Rei just says fuck that and lifts 120 ton spaceship while having a stand off with Kylo Ren.
She fucking explodes the ship by zapping it with lighting while halding it in place and then fucking Kylo Ren starts to push it to the other side with his power.
So both of them have a tug of war contest with 120ton spaceship.
Story was dogshit,ending was alright,everything else is retarded power fantasy where Rei does in a couple days what skywalker couldn't do in his whole life.
She spent her whole life on a dessert planet,close to the end of the movie she gets to a planet where there's a sea with insanely strong waves.
The natives tell her that its too dangerous and they wouldn't go now because they'd die,but no,Rei is strok wumaaan and can't be stopped by some pesky logic.
Her whole character is that she can do everything.
Skywalker comes back some fucking how and gives her guidance,which made his disapearance in the last movie utterly useless.
The force can now be used for "healing","telepathy" and some fucking how REVIVING THE DEAD.
The reatarded movie was trying to push rei into getting BLACKED by the clone and the curry pilot was reavealed to have an ex lover.
Can you guess what race she was?
OFCOURSE SHES FUCKING WHITE SO THEY CAN MAKE LE EBIC MIXED RACED BABIES XDDDD
the only upside to the movie was Kylo Ren,but even he's kind of shit.
Movie ends with a scene where everyones happy and the only kiss that happens is between gays.
Hmmm i wonder what the movies messege is.
This wasn't a movie.
This was two hours of me getting my intelligence insulted.