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NSFW was Emba a gooner? yes. yes he was.

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I recently looked up the word gooner - even though I already had a clue of its meaning - and realized, I was once a gooner!

unlike these idiots,

42 minutes (my favorite is the last one... the gooning judge, with a Viagra powered cockpump during murder trials!)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3To5DZ65n0U


I never did it in public or got caught with my pants down. (no peewee aqui!)

but, rest assured, I've spent many many full days with my cock in my hand!

now it just wasn't solid weeks and months of it... just random days. weekends. after work. stuff like that. it wasn't my reason for living. it was just a fun thing to do.... after work.

back in my 20's I was really into it. I had fat stacks of paper porn magazines. back when only paper porn existed. I was grateful for it!

but I'll tell you, it's a creepfest going inside a porn store! it's not exactly a comfortable place to go...

you can literally feel the energy waves of sexual need coming from everyone in there except for the cashier!

it's very faggy! it's like you want to get in and out as fast as possible!

the energy of the cashier is usually like; "I know what kind of freak you are! lol!" (as he rings up your pile of girlie mags)

I never was into videos until later. too much of a hassle to pick one out and find, "that one scene!" online free porn scene loops - "clips" - would have really been great back then!

my buddies and I used to trade and share video tapes. sometimes you could find big piles of porn in the trash if you got lucky... (big resale value!)

I can see how the younger generation dudes can get hooked on it. the internet makes it easy AF!

back in the dial up days, a big HQ photo took an hour to get. now a one hour movie takes 5 minutes, via a phone!

for dudes stuck in the hedonic treadmill there is hope. it gets old and boring after a while. it starts to feel pointless.

these days I just don't have the energy for it. plus, it's boring and seems pointless.

sometimes I wake up all horny and kind of want to goon, but then it just seems stupid. lame. pointless. bland.

I can't help but think to myself:

"I'll never have that."

and it just kills my lust.

I kind of miss is tbh, but it was just a cope.

however, if I was all healthy and full of energy, I'd probably still be a gooner.

but only in moderation. (as a reward)
 
but I'll tell you, it's a creepfest going inside a porn store! it's not exactly a comfortable place to go...

you can literally feel the energy waves of sexual need coming from everyone in there except for the cashier!

it's very faggy! it's like you want to get in and out as fast as possible!

the energy of the cashier is usually like; "I know what kind of freak you are! lol!" (as he rings up your pile of girlie mags)
I've always wondered what those porn stores would've been like. It's fascinating hearing this from someone who saw it firsthand
 
I would steal pages out of my dads dirty magazines lol.
 
I've always wondered what those porn stores would've been like. It's fascinating hearing this from someone who saw it firsthand
It’s literally dudes going into private booths to suck each others cocks. I remember watching a small Christian YouTuber called Joseph Martelli (he used to be featured regularly on Drunken Peasants) and after he became a Christian he had to cope by preaching outside of the porn store until he got banned so that they could take his homosexual temptation away .
 
Do you still get erections embamang?
 
Would goon to the girl on the thumbnail
 
Did you ever come across somebody or someone that you knew at an adult store? I can imagine how weird it might’ve been lol
 

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