RageFuel Was anyone elses penis brutally massacred by a botched (((circumcision)))?

[Mailercel]

In undeveloped shitholes like the US where they practice genital mutilation on a majority of babies, and the doctors dont give fuck, many circumcisions come out botched.

My penis has a disgusting twisted bugling vein where the american (((doctor))) cut it and sewed it back on sideways.

Circumcision was originally to stop men from masturbating, funny enough John Kellogg was a big advocate for it, so anytime you are eating some frosted flakes goyslop remember you are supporting the business of a man who had a hand in mutilating your penis.

NOWADAYS it’s basically just little extra fee that they charge you to make money, circumcisions are like 250-600$. So the only reason why you are getting one is to make some Healthcare CEO a little richer.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

What?
So you entire glans was amputated? So you basically have no penis, that's horrible really. Feels bad man. I cant even imagine how one could even ever ascend in that case, you basically cant have sex.

I still have the whole shaft, and without saying something that SoleRemainingDeutschlander would consider bragging, size certainly isn't/wasn't an issue. I certainly could have gotten the job done back in the day. Maybe not technically to completion as I have pretty much no feeling but I could have still fucked had I not been facially subhuman.

Though these days I wouldn't be able to simply because of all the drugs I'm on for hair loss. Not that any of this matters at this point in my life.

 

[Ozymandias]

I still have the whole shaft, and without saying something that SoleRemainingDeutschlander would consider bragging, size certainly isn't/wasn't an issue. I certainly could have gotten the job done back in the day. Maybe not technically to completion as I have pretty much no feeling but I could have still fucked had I not been facially subhuman.

Though these days I wouldn't be able to simply because of all the drugs I'm on for hair loss. Not that any of this matters at this point in my life.

Would you get a surgical penis implant if someone gifted you the money?

That would of course bypass any medication’s erectile dysfunction effects.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Would you get a surgical penis implant if someone gifted you the money?

That would of course bypass any medication’s erectile dysfunction effects.

I'm not sure how that would work. Like an artificial glans put on top of my shaft? Or would they have to amputate my shaft and just give me a fake but realistic looking penis from the ground up?

 

[Ozymandias]

I'm not sure how that would work. Like an artificial glans put on top of my shaft? Or would they have to amputate my shaft and just give me a fake but realistic looking penis from the ground up?

The way it works is they make an incision above your package somewhat in the bladder area without damaging the bladder and get access to your penis and testicles that way and work the materials inside.

They outfit your corpus cavernosa ie the area responsible for filling with blood and achieving an erection with I believe two inflatable cylinders and the pump mechanism goes somewhere in your testicles while the fluid reservoir sits near the bladder area I believe.

What’s great about this for you in particular is even for men with a fully intact penis the cylinders don’t extend into the glands so even with the implant a guy’s glands stays the same size it was without an erection.

So what’s great for you is the glans never even factors in to this treatment option.

Another fun fact about the procedure is it has perhaps the highest satisfaction rate of pretty much any medical implant device as it offers on demand erections no popping a pill and having to get in the mood and hope and wait and it returns spontaneity for Chad sex havers yes but also for incels that escortcel.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

The way it works is they make an incision above your package somewhat in the bladder area without damaging the bladder and get access to your penis and testicles that way and work the materials inside.

They outfit your corpus cavernosa ie the area responsible for filling with blood and achieving an erection with I believe two inflatable cylinders and the pump mechanism goes somewhere in your testicles while the fluid reservoir sits near the bladder area I believe.

What’s great about this for you in particular is even for men with a fully intact penis the cylinders don’t extend into the glands so even with the implant a guy’s glands stays the same size it was without an erection.

So what’s great for you is the glans never even factors in to this treatment option.

Another fun fact about the procedure is it has perhaps the highest satisfaction rate of pretty much any medical implant device as it offers on demand erections no popping a pill and having to get in the mood and hope and wait and it returns spontaneity for Chad sex havers yes but also for incels that escortcel.

Well I'm a truecel and was never interested in escortceling, so ultimately this isn't something I'd really benefit from. Especially not at this point in my life.

Also sounds like it would be a nightmare trying to go through TSA with one of those. Imagine having to explain that to some TSA officer and having to deal with pat-downs and secondary screening every time you want to get on a flight.

 

[AutismKing]

I still have the whole shaft, and without saying something that SoleRemainingDeutschlander would consider bragging, size certainly isn't/wasn't an issue. I certainly could have gotten the job done back in the day. Maybe not technically to completion as I have pretty much no feeling but I could have still fucked had I not been facially subhuman.

Brutal. Yeah, I cant imagine. I would have gotten very angry at the people who did this to my penis. That's truecel territory.
I hope you are still able to use the bathroom and what not without pain else your life would be living hell. I cant imagine

Though these days I wouldn't be able to simply because of all the drugs I'm on for hair loss. Not that any of this matters at this point in my life.

 

[AutismKing]

The way it works is they make an incision above your package somewhat in the bladder area without damaging the bladder and get access to your penis and testicles that way and work the materials inside.

They outfit your corpus cavernosa ie the area responsible for filling with blood and achieving an erection with I believe two inflatable cylinders and the pump mechanism goes somewhere in your testicles while the fluid reservoir sits near the bladder area I believe.

What’s great about this for you in particular is even for men with a fully intact penis the cylinders don’t extend into the glands so even with the implant a guy’s glands stays the same size it was without an erection.

So what’s great for you is the glans never even factors in to this treatment option.

Another fun fact about the procedure is it has perhaps the highest satisfaction rate of pretty much any medical implant device as it offers on demand erections no popping a pill and having to get in the mood and hope and wait and it returns spontaneity for Chad sex havers yes but also for incels that escortcel.

Interesting