Truecel trait: You realize wiping your ass is a waste of time

[Dr Cortex]

If you're gonna shit again and again, why even bother wiping? The reason they invented toilet paper was so corporations (ran by chad by the way) could siphon every last dollar from the common man. You think man in his early stages needed toilet paper to wipe his ass? It is the natural state of a human being to be unwiped.

 

[LesscoBlob]

If you're gonna shit again and again, why even bother wiping? The reason they invented toilet paper was so corporations (ran by chad by the way) could siphon every last dollar from the common man. You think man in his early stages needed toilet paper to wipe his ass? It is the natural state of a human being to be unwiped.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

I get a fixed amount that I pay for my water and electric bill ($75), so I just shower my ass everytime instead of wiping it

 

[Dr Cortex]

Showering is for cucks!

 

[Cryotron]

I get a fixed amount that I pay for my water and electric bill ($75), so I just shower my ass everytime instead of wiping it

 

[EngelCallDell19]

Showering is for cucks!

a NEETcel showering is cucked af, who are you showering for? your schizophrenic delusion stacy gf? jfl

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

a NEETcel showering is cucked af, who are you showering for? your schizophrenic delusion stacy gf? jfl

If you don't clean your ass from poo, indians will hunt you down and beta orbit you

 

[Diddy]

Hononary curry

 

[Dr Cortex]

a NEETcel showering is cucked af, who are you showering for? your schizophrenic delusion stacy gf? jfl

Ha ha, right on man.

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

get a bidet

 

[Dr Cortex]

get a bidet

I prefer being in my natural state of being.

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

I prefer being in my natural state of being.

over for naturalcels

 

[Mistake]

I only shit once or twice a week, so wiping isn't really an inconvenience for me.