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Truecel trait: you dont like beer

beer causes moobs
 
I prefer mead but I like German beer.
 
Truecel trait: you eat your earwax
 
Truecel trait: You are an alcoholic and beer just doesn't cut it for you
 
I'd recommend peated scotch. But it can turn you broke very fast
 
truecel trait you like alchool
 
I don't drink nor do I take drugs.

It's particularly just because those little programs they would drill into you at school when you were younger actually got to me. I thought that anyone who would do that was a fool, and I vowed to never do it. Which is why I have never gone back on that.

Also, I dislike the concept of surrendering my brain's coherence and ability to feel emotions just to instead have it replaced with artificial happiness that I never earned.
 
i tried to drink beer to cope today and i couldnt.
the taste is bitter as fuck

looks like piss. tastes like piss
 

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