It's Over Truecel Trait: You can’t play soccer

[Deleted member 34772]

Real truecels have feeble bones and slow reaction speeds due to our subhuman genetics.

Soccer is just too demanding an activity for truecels. Less barbaric activities such as teaparties are far better suited for us subhumans.

@Animecel2D

 

[Deleted member 21230]

teaparties

@TheNEET thoughts?

 

[Animecel2D]

Can 100% relate to this trait ngl, I was always put on the sidelines because playing soccer was dangerous for my health and I could’ve easily broke my toes if I kicked the ball with the wrong angle

 

[Mecoja]

I played it when i was a kid, i was ok with ball precision, i sucked in everything else. I didnt had motivation to play because only Chads were allowed to play in offense.

 

[Rivetcel]

I just didn't play it because I'm scared of the soccer ball hitting my face lol

 

[Deleted member 36729]

I used to trip over the ball a lot when i played as a kid

 

[Black Soul]

Indeed! It's not simple, that ruined my teen playing years

 

[RatFuck]

Always played as goalkeeper cause i was shit in everything else. I let the enmy team score to make mad all chuds

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[erenyeager]

Jesus Christ that picture just shows it never began

 

[Deleted member 37146]

The only times I played soccer was in sport class (happened like 5 times maximum) the other times I wasn't welcomed and didn't felt I had the right to so I walked and waited alone in a corner during breaks between classes.
Soccer is stupid and not fun. Table tennis is the shit.

 

[Ecstasy]

I thought its called football

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

soccer ball hitting my face lol

Has happened to me shit hurts

 

[Deleted member 3129]

Was anyone ever last pick in soccer at school? I was. May every single one of them die in a horrible fire

 

[Irredeemable]

I thought its called football

it is, only vile amerisharts say otherwise

 

[98GoinOnDead]

I suck at any sports. My reaction times are slow and one of my eyes is bad so I have no depth perception.

 

[Rivetcel]

Has happened to me shit hurts

Ye especially when it hits the nose

 

[BrettyBoy]

I get headaches when I play soccer so I don’t play it anymore.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Trucel trait: You suck at ANY sport