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Story Tried out escortcelling for the 2nd time

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I went to a brothel today, this is my second time trying it, the first time was one of the biggest fuck ups in my life because I didn’t get hard so it was awkward on my end. I wanted to try again because I might as well give this another chance, I was a giga coomer before and always masturbated with a death grip so this time I tried no fap for a week before I entered to not make the same mistake.

I decided to go to the same high-end brothel in my city and not cheap out on the experience but I didn't want to pay independent escorts because they cost way too much. I wanted to try and see what sex feels like, even if it means condom sex with a prostitute that doesn't give a shit about me. What prompted me to do this again was because curiosity got to me. I just wanted to feel the fraction of this normie fuss. It took 2 hours to get there because it was literally on the opposite end of the city.

The street the brothel was on was very quiet and unlike the other streets surrounding it, the street wasn't quite lit properly, it looked really shady on the outside but on the inside it was quite good. I struck the doorbell and a few seconds later a woman, presumably ages in the early 20s told me to come inside. She instructed me to remember every one of the girls that comes into the private room so I can choose who I want at the front desk. She never asked for an I.D which I found strange, I looked the same as I did when I was 16 and I was the same height, so presumably I could have done this underaged, they never asked the first time either.

They all came in separately, around 5 of them, introduced themselves and I spoke to each for a while asking what was allowed and what wasn’t, I didn’t ask anything too kinky because I only cared about experiencing vanilla sex. I decided to go with a girl that had the best body and pretty face in my opinion. She kinda looked like this but had blue eyes

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Once I decided who I wanted, I paid the total of $150 at the front desk. I didn’t have much money left but I wanted to give this another shot so didn’t care too much, I followed her to the allocated room. The room looked extremely good, I mean after all it was a high end brothel, the floor was black marble, the lights were nicely lit LED and there was a mirror wall on the left side of the room and on the roof so you can legit watch yourself having sex. The room mogged the crap out of anything I’ve seen before, even the shower looked good, something like this

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I took off my clothes and she inspected my dick to check for the health of it, said it's in good condition and then to take a shower. It took 2 minutes for me to shower then I stepped out. She took off her heels and clothes, she was around my height with them off.

If you don’t want to read more explicit stuff then don’t read from here.

I still wasn't hard yet, I embarrassingly told her that but she said it’s perfectly fine and to dive on the bed. She began things by kissing my cheeks, down to my neck, chest and sucked on my nipples, this was all in an attempt to get me hard. I said I was a virgin and she sounded surprised, but it was all an act to sound more professional because you’re not allowed to be rude to customers, she then asked my age in which I replied the age one year higher than I actually am. After all this stimulation I was still nervous because my dick wasn't getting hard even after all that foreplay, I suggested I do stuff to her instead. I started sucking on her breasts (D cups) and grabbed it with my tiny framecel hands and then her neck, I played with her hair as well. Finally got hard after all this. She then suggested she would give me a blowjob so she put on a condom for me and sucked my dick for 10 minutes straight which felt decent but the best part was actually fucking her. I put it inside of her, she went into cowgirl position initially but I was scared of that position because I thought my dick would break so we tried 3 other positions before I coomed.

If I had to describe what having dick inside pussy felt like, it was very warm and wet, much warmer than the hand you’re used to when jerking off. The timer went off and she said it's fine so I stayed a few minutes more. I took another shower and she wiped off some of the water I didn’t see because I was in a rush to leave. We exchanged a few other things but nothing worth mentioning.

I got home quite late after all that. I am still thinking about whether I may have had a warped perception of sex in the past. I often find myself pondering whether my experiences would have been different had I had an actual girlfriend, if I had been with a girl who was genuinely interested in me but I don’t believe in concepts like ‘love’ anymore so it didn’t matter, I didn’t want to think about it too much, overall this was decent to experience and I left it at that.
 
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don't know if you tried it already but thought i might tag @OutcompetedByRoomba
 
Nice story. Escortcelling for the win.
 
Did she let you go raw motherfucker? How can it feel warm and wet if a condom was used fool
 
Happy for you brocel, me personally can't do that because there's no good whores in my country, just gotta thug it out
Fly to Europe to do it once in a while once you have a career set in stone, trying it at least once can demystify it
 
Nah not worth it imo (I mean the flying, escortmaxxing itself is based)
I guess you could make exploring the country the primary objective and escortmaxxing secondary but if it's too uneconomical then condolences. Did you ever think of relocating countries? I mean even outside of escortmaxxing reasons, just for a better life, your country isn't a shithole like mine but more money and laxxed laws mitigates the incel experience
 
if you had a free GF you would probably worry about making her orgasm instead of enjoying the fuck. it would also cost you a lot more
 
I went to a brothel today, this is my second time trying it, the first time was one of the biggest fuck ups in my life because I didn’t get hard so it was awkward on my end. I wanted to try again because I might as well give this another chance, I was a giga coomer before and always masturbated with a death grip so this time I tried no fap for a week before I entered to not make the same mistake.

I decided to go to the same high-end brothel in my city and not cheap out on the experience but I didn't want to pay independent escorts because they cost way too much. I wanted to try and see what sex feels like, even if it means condom sex with a prostitute that doesn't give a shit about me. What prompted me to do this again was because curiosity got to me. I just wanted to feel the fraction of this normie fuss. It took 2 hours to get there because it was literally on the opposite end of the city.

The street the brothel was on was very quiet and unlike the other streets surrounding it, the street wasn't quite lit properly, it looked really shady on the outside but on the inside it was quite good. I struck the doorbell and a few seconds later a woman, presumably ages in the early 20s told me to come inside. She instructed me to remember every one of the girls that comes into the private room so I can choose who I want at the front desk. She never asked for an I.D which I found strange, I looked the same as I did when I was 16 and I was the same height, so presumably I could have done this underaged, they never asked the first time either.

They all came in separately, around 5 of them, introduced themselves and I spoke to each for a while asking what was allowed and what wasn’t, I didn’t ask anything too kinky because I only cared about experiencing vanilla sex. I decided to go with a girl that had the best body and pretty face in my opinion. She kinda looked like this but had blue eyes

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Once I decided who I wanted, I paid the total of $150 at the front desk. I didn’t have much money left but I wanted to give this another shot so didn’t care too much, I followed her to the allocated room. The room looked extremely good, I mean after all it was a high end brothel, the floor was black marble, the lights were nicely lit LED and there was a mirror wall on the left side of the room and on the roof so you can legit watch yourself having sex. The room mogged the crap out of anything I’ve seen before, even the shower looked good, something like this

View attachment 1010081

I took off my clothes and she inspected my dick to check for the health of it, said it's in good condition and then to take a shower. It took 2 minutes for me to shower then I stepped out. She took off her heels and clothes, she was around my height with them off.

If you don’t want to read more explicit stuff then don’t read from here.

I still wasn't hard yet, I embarrassingly told her that but she said it’s perfectly fine and to dive on the bed. She began things by kissing my cheeks, down to my neck, chest and sucked on my nipples, this was all in an attempt to get me hard. I said I was a virgin and she sounded surprised, but it was all an act to sound more professional because you’re not allowed to be rude to customers, she then asked my age in which I replied the age one year higher than I actually am. After all this stimulation I was still nervous because my dick wasn't getting hard even after all that foreplay, I suggested I do stuff to her instead. I started sucking on her breasts (D cups) and grabbed it with my tiny framecel hands and then her neck, I played with her hair as well. Finally got hard after all this. She then suggested she would give me a blowjob so she put on a condom for me and sucked my dick for 10 minutes straight which felt decent but the best part was actually fucking her. I put it inside of her, she went into cowgirl position initially but I was scared of that position because I thought my dick would break so we tried 3 other positions before I coomed.

If I had to describe what having dick inside pussy felt like, it was very warm and wet, much warmer than the hand you’re used to when jerking off. The timer went off and she said it's fine so I stayed a few minutes more. I took another shower and she wiped off some of the water I didn’t see because I was in a rush to leave. We exchanged a few other things but nothing worth mentioning.

I got home quite late after all that. I am still thinking about whether I may have had a warped perception of sex in the past. I often find myself pondering whether my experiences would have been different had I had an actual girlfriend, if I had been with a girl who was genuinely interested in me but I don’t believe in concepts like ‘love’ anymore so it didn’t matter, I didn’t want to think about it too much, overall this was decent to experience and I left it at that.
Very happy for you:owo::owo::owo:

Sounds like you got to enjoy yourself this time. I have choosen a "sexual companion" over here and will see her in Janurary next year. Gonna go with 2 hours for the first time because I want to take things slow and maybe go multiple times. Also got some Viagra in case I can't get hard at all or can't get hard again after the first time.

Would be curious, I think over here Oral without condom is legal, not sure how it is where you're at, but if you ever try that I would be curious how big the difference is and what feels better to you, sex with condom or bj without. Though I would probably only do it with a girl at a club where they do regular tests for std or a private escort who shows me a recent test of hers.


How did the girl behave while you were fucking her? Did she moan around, or say things to you or just lie there? Did she try to take the lead after you told her you were a virgin?
 
Would be curious, I think over here Oral without condom is legal, not sure how it is where you're at, but if you ever try that I would be curious how big the difference is and what feels better to you, sex with condom or bj without
In Germany, oral without condom is not legal (that is, receiving blowjobs. No protection is needed for eating pussy).
 
Get yourself good quality condoms like skyn elite it feels much better than cheap condoms and if you can get yourself cialis it will make your dick bigger and make you last much longer to get your moneys worth
 
I am glad you put that behind you but for all of you aspiring escortcels I have one word: Viagra.
 
In Germany, oral without condom is not legal (that is, receiving blowjobs. No protection is needed for eating pussy).
you sure? cause I have seen it offered constantly on differend sites over here
 
you sure? cause I have seen it offered constantly on differend sites over here
See https://www.prostituiertenschutzgesetz.info/kondompflicht-werbeverbot/
Unter Geschlechtsverkehr fallen neben dem vaginalen auch oraler und analer Geschlechtsverkehr.
Besides vaginal, also oral and anal intercourse counts as sexual intercourse.

It is also illegal to advertise for it. Of course, just because something is illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen. In other countries, prostitution as a whole is illegal and it happens anyway.
 
Suicidefuel. Lifemogs me because you had sex
 
Suicidefuel. Lifemogs me because you had sex
I mean, escortcelling is not _that_ hard, especially if you live in a country where it's legal.

The main problem is that it's really expensive and doesn't get you anywhere.
 
I mean, escortcelling is not _that_ hard, especially if you live in a country where it's legal.

The main problem is that it's really expensive and doesn't get you anywhere.
I guess it’s possible, though I’m too high inhib and autistic so I probably wouldn’t enjoy as much as I think I would :feelsrope:
 
I guess it’s possible, though I’m too high inhib and autistic so I probably wouldn’t enjoy as much as I think I would :feelsrope:
Yeah, I also didn't do it yet, even though I thought about it a few times ... another problem is that in my country, most escorts are from a different country and I don't know how well they speak German.
 
When you have more experience you will have no problem fucking these girls like the whores they are. Most of them like that. Keep giving it a go
 
Think you'll go again?
Probably, but it won't be for a long time, still in college and I can't be bothered to work part time whilst dealing with it.
It's a grey area, I can't identify it exactly but I'd say roughly for the amount of satisfaction it gives, it was a decent amount no doubt but it wasn't anything life changing or worth mentioning outside this place.

Basically, I can't tell exactly because this wasn't from unpaid sex and there's a little feeling in me that's like 'it wasn't that amazing'. I hope this description wasn't too vague.
 
How did the girl behave while you were fucking her? Did she moan around, or say things to you or just lie there? Did she try to take the lead after you told her you were a virgin?
I didn't say anything during it so I guess she didn't reciprocate and yeah she basically took the lead and calmed me down because I wasn't getting hard initially, she did moan a bit during it. We did exchange a few things afterwards, I asked where she's from and what types of people she gets. I'd describe her behaviour as 'professional' during this entire interaction.
 
I didn't say anything during it so I guess she didn't reciprocate and yeah she basically took the lead and calmed me down because I wasn't getting hard initially, she did moan a bit during it. We did exchange a few things afterwards, I asked where she's from and what types of people she gets. I'd describe her behaviour as 'professional' during this entire interaction.
Mhh, I'll visit what is called a "sexual companion" here in Germany, they specialize in people with disabilities but they also often get autists and first timers, from what I can tell. Think they are supposed to be sympathetic and caring, will see how that one goes for me.

You think you will go again? And if so, brothel again or some independent escort?
 
a "sexual companion" here in Germany, they specialize in people with disabilities but they also often get autists and first timers, from what I can tell.
:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: AAHHHH WHY DID YOU HIDE THIS KNOWLEDGE FROM US ? I'M TRAVELING TO GERMANY THIS 2024
 
Im going to escortmaxx after 2023 ends because ops are out like crazy on holiday season
 
Mhh, I'll visit what is called a "sexual companion" here in Germany, they specialize in people with disabilities but they also often get autists and first timers, from what I can tell. Think they are supposed to be sympathetic and caring, will see how that one goes for me.
Good luck with it, all the best brocel
You think you will go again? And if so, brothel again or some independent escort?
Probably, but it won't be for a long time, still in college and I can't be bothered to work part time whilst dealing with it.
 
:feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree: AAHHHH WHY DID YOU HIDE THIS KNOWLEDGE FROM US ? I'M TRAVELING TO GERMANY THIS 2024
dont get over eager, there arent that many and most of them are super old or quite ugly. like, really unattractive. it took me forever to find one that was kind of close, not too old and not unattractive and also seemingly firendly and nice.
 
Mhh, I'll visit what is called a "sexual companion" here in Germany, they specialize in people with disabilities but they also often get autists and first timers, from what I can tell. Think they are supposed to be sympathetic and caring, will see how that one goes for me.

You think you will go again? And if so, brothel again or some independent escort?
Also forgot to add, if I were to go again it would be brothels since they have to adhere with stricter protocols and its cheaper
 
Probably, but it won't be for a long time, still in college and I can't be bothered to work part time whilst dealing with it.
Sounds fair. Thanks for answering my personal questions btw.
It's a grey area, I can't identify it exactly but I'd say roughly for the amount of satisfaction it gives, it was a decent amount no doubt but it wasn't anything life changing or worth mentioning outside this place.

Basically, I can't tell exactly because this wasn't from unpaid sex and there's a little feeling in me that's like 'it wasn't that amazing'. I hope this description wasn't too vague.
Possession of the desideratum made it lose its erstwhile lustre? Girard rings true.
I didn't say anything during it so I guess she didn't reciprocate and yeah she basically took the lead and calmed me down because I wasn't getting hard initially, she did moan a bit during it. We did exchange a few things afterwards, I asked where she's from and what types of people she gets. I'd describe her behaviour as 'professional' during this entire interaction.
If I may be so bold as to keep asking away, in porn I often find the moaning fake, if you know what I mean. I don't know if you've ever had this sentiment in your "giga coomer" days, but did the hooker's moaning sound fake like that to you or no?
 
To be fair, condom sex fucking sucks. When I see escorts I only go for raw BJs. Way less chance of STDs, and whores are more open to doing it.
 
Sounds fair. Thanks for answering my personal questions btw.
no problem
Possession of the desideratum made it lose its erstwhile lustre? Girard rings true.
yep application of attaining the object, hedonic treadmill can also explain it but it's more broad
If I may be so bold as to keep asking away, in porn I often find the moaning fake, if you know what I mean. I don't know if you've ever had this sentiment in your "giga coomer" days, but did the hooker's moaning sound fake like that to you or no?
It didn't sound like porn but it could have very well been artificial since they're used to this, I wasn't paying attention to it so much so it's difficult to analyse further
 
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It didn't sound like porn but it could have very well been artificial since they're used to this, I wasn't paying attention to it so much so it's difficult to analyse further
I see. Thanks.
 
what it like compared to masturbating (sex with condom)
 
When you have more experience you will have no problem fucking these girls like the whores they are. Most of them like that. Keep giving it a go
can you go into more detail?
 
Yea maybe I’m not like most guys but when it’s a stranger who I know is a used sex machine with lots of coins stuck in her it just doesn’t turn me on at all. There’s always something that’s just gross about looking at them
 
No escortmaxxing here in cucknada
 
I doubt it. Would probably just be feds
Go to tryst.link, select your area and pick someone, it will likely not be a fed. Technically if she screens you (i.e. demands some information from you) it's actually legally a gray area (at least in some parts of the country), so I'm pretty sure cops won't screen.
 

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