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Greycel
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I'm going to spend $250 for an hour with a prostitute before this month is over. Hope I get super powers afterwards. It's going to be cringe as it's going to be outcall into my place and I have only virgin's 1 person mattress on the floor, no chad's 2 person bed, in my sleeping room. It's also possible that she takes my money and leaves when she sees me or my bedroom.
 
u will never know what you're missing out on.

a foid prostitute will never be like chad's loving gf
 
u will never know what you're missing out on.

a foid prostitute will never be like chad's loving gf
This, your life won't change, the only thing that will change is that you can rightfully not call yourself a virgin, but that's it.

Keep your money man, but if that's what you wish for then so be it. Also know that you are obviously funding whores.
 
This, your life won't change, the only thing that will change is that you can rightfully not call yourself a virgin, but that's it.

Keep your money man, but if that's what you wish for then so be it. Also know that you are obviously funding whores.
Then what should I do with that $250? I have all the electronics I'll ever need already. Travelling sucks as an incel. I don't want to spend it on drugs, cigarettes or alcohol either. No reason to spend it for self-improvement stuff if I don't know what would be the reward in the end.
 
buy heroin and start injecting its better and more roi
 
200usd = 5g of heroin + 20 usd worth of paraphernalia and youll be set for 3-4 weeks
 
I thought the same


I thought it would give me super powers and completely change me as a person jfl

But it didn't

It just relieves a scratch that will eventually come back

It's not anything special
 
Make sure you grab her by her wide-hips very 'tightly', and FUCK! her 'hard and as fast' as you possibly can. ENJOY.
rambo GIF
 
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I'm going to spend $250 for an hour with a prostitute before this month is over. Hope I get super powers afterwards. It's going to be cringe as it's going to be outcall into my place and I have only virgin's 1 person mattress on the floor, no chad's 2 person bed, in my sleeping room. It's also possible that she takes my money and leaves when she sees me or my bedroom.
lucky my mom wont let me escortmaxx :feelsrope:
 
Then what should I do with that $250? I have all the electronics I'll ever need already. Travelling sucks as an incel. I don't want to spend it on drugs, cigarettes or alcohol either. No reason to spend it for self-improvement stuff if I don't know what would be the reward in the end.
ngl fair point, i'm not in this situation bc i still have more cope i wish for and that i don't have (vr and more fumos) and a car to not end up jobless and homeless. At the end it's your money so do what you want, i don't want to ruin your fun but don't expect shit like being loved or feeling wanted to be fulfilled with a whore, if that's what you seek you will be disappointed.
 
I thought the same


I thought it would give me super powers and completely change me as a person jfl

But it didn't

It just relieves a scratch that will eventually come back

It's not anything special
only good looks (high mtn and low htn above) can give you superpowers and change your as a person nothing else @Autist.Belgrade
 
@VideoGameCoper ill be roping soon its over for me
 
@VideoGameCoper remember me when you ascend im gonna be a ghost and nobody will know i even existed in a decade
 
sex is addictive bc of oxytocin which you wont experience in the least because you would be fucking paying a bitch to spread her legs
True
 
Well good points in this thread. Now I'm thinking of saving the money or buying weed or something. I just thought that fucking a prostitute would unlock something in the mind like something unconscious stuff would be unlocked and it would be easier to get gf or women without $$.
 
I can’t afford any, can’t find any in my area, and don’t drive
Work to make it possible if you think it’s close to on par with a relationship
 
I can’t afford any, can’t find any in my area, and don’t drive
I thought that I hit the jackpot and that now it's my time to get laid when I found a hooker that's doing outcalls in my city. I have been dreaming about doing prostitutes but I don't want to visit their places so this was my only chance.
 
Work to make it possible if you think it’s close to on par with a relationship
I will, because while I’m rotting there are escortmaxxers that already fucked prostitutes plenty of times. Are you seriously going to call non virgins incels? The moment I lose my virginity if I ever do, I’m not going to stay on this forum
 
I will, because while I’m rotting there are escortmaxxers that already fucked prostitutes plenty of times. Are you seriously going to call non virgins incels? The moment I lose my virginity if I ever do, I’m not going to stay on this forum
:lul: If you unironically believe this, then you must be crazy
 
:lul: If you unironically believe this, then you must be crazy
"Are you a virgin?" "Yes"
*everyone laughs*

vs.

"Are you a virgin?" "No"
*nobody laughs, atleast you put your cock into a vagina. What incel has ever had sex?*
 
"Are you a virgin?" "Yes"
*everyone laughs*

vs.

"Are you a virgin?" "No"
*nobody laughs, atleast you put your cock into a vagina. What incel has ever had sex?*
@Ron.Belgrade has fucked escorts, @fatass30000 has, @FuckTheFBI has, even @Emba has despite being a 60+ year old incel, and I'm doing it as soon as I can afford the trip to a legal state. One PAID sexual encounter once every few months cannot make up for no sex most of the time. And it won't compare to the quality of sex when you are desired. Not to mention the romantic aspect, which is as important as sex.

No amount of paid whores can give you someone to love and get love from. No buying someone who cares about you, who is there to willingly hang out with you, and do many things together.
 
@Ron.Belgrade has fucked escorts, @fatass30000 has, @FuckTheFBI has, even @Emba has despite being a 60+ year old incel, and I'm doing it as soon as I can afford the trip to a legal state. One PAID sexual encounter once every few months cannot make up for no sex most of the time. And it won't compare to the quality of sex when you are desired. Not to mention the romantic aspect, which is as important as sex.

No amount of paid whores can give you someone to love and get love from. No buying someone who cares about you, who is there to willingly hang out with you, and do many things together.
As a former escortmaxxer I hate visiting escorts
 
@Ron.Belgrade has fucked escorts, @fatass30000 has, @FuckTheFBI has, even @Emba has despite being a 60+ year old incel, and I'm doing it as soon as I can afford the trip to a legal state. One PAID sexual encounter once every few months cannot make up for no sex most of the time. And it won't compare to the quality of sex when you are desired. Not to mention the romantic aspect, which is as important as sex.

No amount of paid whores can give you someone to love and get love from. No buying someone who cares about you, who is there to willingly hang out with you, and do many things together.
I would rather eat shit garnished with fresh parsley than just plain shit
 
@Ron.Belgrade has fucked escorts, @fatass30000 has, @FuckTheFBI has, even @Emba has despite being a 60+ year old incel, and I'm doing it as soon as I can afford the trip to a legal state. One PAID sexual encounter once every few months cannot make up for no sex most of the time. And it won't compare to the quality of sex when you are desired. Not to mention the romantic aspect, which is as important as sex.

No amount of paid whores can give you someone to love and get love from. No buying someone who cares about you, who is there to willingly hang out with you, and do many things together.
It wasn't legal in the area I did it...

Yes. That's right. I'm a gdmf criminal!

I'm pretty sure there's a statue of limitations on being a John.
 

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