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Discussion Things you can brag about as a incel?

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Me, 6inch dick (Good for a jeet), I have very large porn directory of all kinds (legal, illeg*l), I had a foid specially caring for me when I was a kid, a dog died, I def did not kill it, I beat up a chad with hammer once.
 
the humble brag thread
 
I have very large porn directory of all kinds (legal, illeg*l)

Tel Aviv Israel GIF
 
how did you beat up a chad explain more please?
This guy is 5'11" (not exactly a Chad, but close by Indian standards). He’s very famous at uni, with a good face and build, and foids drool over him. Basically, he was my project group leader. I didn’t do shit, so he got angry and slapped me. I took my hammer out of my bag and started swinging. He sustained significant damage to his face and hands.
 
the fbi is behind you now!!!
 
Idk. Nothing special about me
 
This guy is 5'11" (not exactly a Chad, but close by Indian standards). He’s very famous at uni, with a good face and build, and foids drool over him. Basically, he was my project group leader. I didn’t do shit, so he got angry and slapped me. I took my hammer out of my bag and started swinging. He sustained significant damage to his face and hands.
nigga did you go to jail?
 
Is anything below 7 inches really a brag? I have 6.3 inches, 5" girth, am 5'4" tall, and weird-looking. Even if it were a brag, which it is not, it wouldn't help me.
On the other side, I think women would be surprised, 100% of them probably think it's smaller, given my very non-masculine face.
 
Is anything below 7 inches really a brag? I have 6.3 inches, 5" girth, am 5'4" tall, and weird-looking. Even if it were a brag, which it is not, it wouldn't help me.
On the other side, I think women would be surprised, 100% of them probably think it's smaller, given my very non-masculine face.
i would agree
 
It is not.
6 inches is just the literal average. Average in any metric is not enough for foids. They want best height, best face, best penis. Any penissize below 8 inches is inadequate
 
i had midly good grades at school, specially at physics and math, not because i was good at that topic, rather i just was good at solving problems. That's the only thing i can "brag" (foids give a complete fuck).

Also i live with my parents, which is lame as you get old, but my parents house is not bad
 
This guy is 5'11" (not exactly a Chad, but close by Indian standards). He’s very famous at uni, with a good face and build, and foids drool over him. Basically, he was my project group leader. I didn’t do shit, so he got angry and slapped me. I took my hammer out of my bag and started swinging. He sustained significant damage to his face and hands.
Fr ?
 
I don’t know.

I don’t have any STDs?

I can’t really think of anything I could brag about.
 
I can brag that I'm not a cuck.
 
i had midly good grades at school, specially at physics and math, not because i was good at that topic, rather i just was good at solving problems. That's the only thing i can "brag" (foids give a complete fuck).

Also i live with my parents, which is lame as you get old, but my parents house is not bad
Nerd, go to study a carreer so you can optimize an app for Chads to have girls texting him with a smaller delay :incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::lul::lul::lul:
 
Nerd, go to study a carreer so you can optimize an app for Chads to have girls texting him with a smaller delay :incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::incel::lul::lul::lul:
yeah i wont work anyway. Study, earn money, to stay rotting in your room
 
yeah i wont work anyway. Study, earn money, to stay rotting in your room
Yeah, I am doing the same when I finish the career. I also study computer science though I am terrible at it. I want to learn as much as possible for my own education.

I just hate stupid nerds who will work their asses off their entire life for them to write thesis so they can feel superior to other nerds who will not even accept their work as good and die as a virgin in order for normie sexhavers to have an easier life with more commodities while they are not even asked to know the difference between software and hardware.
 
Above average intelligence and low empathy
 

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