Serious Things that are more likely than me getting a girlfriend

[Mortis]

1. A high school drop out with an IQ of 70 being accepted into Harvard.

2. Getting killed by a falling satellite.

3. Winning the Jackpot of the PowerBall Lottery and being hit by lightning twice in the same day.

4. Taking a 100-question multiple choice quiz and correctly guessing every question.

5. Shuffling a deck of cards and getting the exact same order twice.

 

[Lonelyus]

1. A high school drop out with an IQ of 70 being accepted into Harvard.

2. Getting killed by a falling satellite.

3. Winning the Jackpot of the PowerBall Lottery and being hit by lightning twice in the same day.

4. Taking a 100-question multiple choice quiz and correctly guessing every question.

5. Shuffling a deck of cards and getting the exact same order twice.

6. Getting a girlfriend (Not really)
7. Getting a girlfriend (Not really)
8.Getting a girlfriend (Not really)
9.Getting a girlfriend (Not really)
10.Getting a girlfriend (Not really

 

[Max Doltman]

 

[NonNTFailure]

Same. I’m more likely to see Jesus Christ at my front doorstep than to actually ascend

 

[Youthpilled]

The possibility of me meeting kaiser Wilhelm in public transport is infinitely higher than chance of ever obtaining a virgin gf

 

[nvrbegan]

Same. I’m more likely to see Jesus Christ at my front doorstep than to actually ascend

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