Story The gayest experience of my life

[Misogynistic]

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

 

[fokusin]

tales

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

LMAOOOOO

 

[nazianime]

tales

Tales from West Hollywood?

 

[rudy_lyon]

 

[Misogynistic]

tales

Its true and its nothing crazy anyways

 

[fokusin]

Its true and its nothing crazy anyways

going to doctor cuz ur balls hurt jfl

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Bruh

 

[elephant man]

nigga how retarded are you

 

[MoroccanFarmer]

Tales from the deepest slums of kolkata

 

[Misogynistic]

Tales from the deepest slums of kolkata

going to doctor cuz ur balls hurt jfl

You can do this shi when your country has free healthcare, how tf is this story a tale?

 

[cripplecel]

What the fuk nigga

 

[LusER]

"Certified gooner" since 13 and didn't let a foid touch your balls.... JFL

 

[tedkwasasaint]

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

Thats honestly so scary cause wht if u just randomly go a no reason boner while she’s examining your ball

 

[Lonly ghost]

Technology is so advanced and yet doctors still use hands to grope their patients as an excuse for " medical checking " instead of inventing some kind of device that can check for problems in the private part without any need for groping.

 

[VanGobbel]

I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.”

Bruh

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl

vocel

 

[Oldcel_Narutofan]

Lmfao

 

[grimlockcel]

My first and only every physical was some old indian nigga who grabbed my nuts jfl

 

[Onyx]

So I could get a foid to check my balls if I say they hurt

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

So what was wrong with your balls in the end

Don't leave us hanging jfl

 

[SlayerSlayer]

you made such an intutively gay decision, you need to let that sit with you for the rest of your life

 

[SlayerSlayer]

THIS WAS YOUR CHOICE

YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO SHOW YOUR JUNK AND GET YOUR BALLS TOUCHED BY A FEMALE DOCTOR BUT YOU CHOSE A MALE

YOU DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY

THIS IS GAY
How can you say you aren't gay?? What is your thought process on why you think you are straight?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Technology is so advanced and yet doctors still use hands to grope their patients as an excuse for " medical checking " instead of inventing some kind of device that can check for problems in the private part without any need for groping.

it all costs money, there are preliminary checks that you did with a physical that are lower cost, and then they charge you $3000 to have some advanced MRI to formally scan you

 

[SlayerSlayer]

everyone needs to read this just to insult you

 

[cathuluelitist]

Thats honestly so scary cause wht if u just randomly go a no reason boner while she’s examining your ball

Not scary at all, actually.

 

[Bulbasaur]

I will console you.

There, there, my guy, you're not a faggot at all, there, there.

 

[Misogynistic]

THIS WAS YOUR CHOICE

YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO SHOW YOUR JUNK AND GET YOUR BALLS TOUCHED BY A FEMALE DOCTOR BUT YOU CHOSE A MALE

YOU DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY

THIS IS GAY
How can you say you aren't gay?? What is your thought process on why you think you are straight?

They told me nothing wrong with my balls, and it's probably just because I'm growing. I didn't tell them I'm a gooner tho.

 

[rcnfive]

i had a hernia once and sat in humiliation while an attractive foid did an ultrasound all over my penis. i wanted to just die there in that moment.

 

[Moth]

THIS WAS YOUR CHOICE

YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO SHOW YOUR JUNK AND GET YOUR BALLS TOUCHED BY A FEMALE DOCTOR BUT YOU CHOSE A MALE

YOU DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY

THIS IS GAY
How can you say you aren't gay?? What is your thought process on why you think you are straight?

I am perpetually amazed by the boundless and infinite wisdom of SlayerSlayer, if he were to start a cult, I would be its first and most loyal member.

 

[FailedDouble0]

Nigga you gay asl

 

[senegambianbro]

jfl

 

[Caichan]

 

[Blackpill Monk]

Tales from the deepest slums of kolkata

 

[ectomorphuser]

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

had something kinda similar happen to me.

i go to the doctors for a yearly physical check up, were they check my eye sight, blood pressure etc.

and its always a old balding dude that checks my nuts for ball cancer its so fucking embarrassing i cry inside every time it happens.

i always remember the feeling of his cold ass latex gloves around my warm nuts.

 

[undesiredsamsung]

Dude typed this without a second thought and clicked “post” lmfao

 

[Glassness]

No way this is a warning this is just a funny story

 

[dinethyltryptamine]

Lmao nigga

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

 

[dinethyltryptamine]

Tales from the deepest slums of kolkata

More like dhaka

 

[Youthpilled]

When i was at my local recruitment office, they had to examine my nutsack and the doctor, being a 60 year old fat man, grabbed my balls, while looking at them in the very skeptical way, as if he was gonna diagnose me with prostate cancer, but instead he simply said something along the lines of "your device is perfectly intact, son". One of the cringiest moments in my life.

 

[Sir Silentium]

Man I would choose a male over a female any day of the week in that situation, I don't blame you.

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

Tales from the asylum

 

[sewER dwellER]

AHAHAHAHA I had exactly the same story in my life. Except that female doctor actually touched my balls . Later I found out it was because i gooned too much without finishing. And she definitely knew it too. It was really fucking embarrassing afterwards.

 

[parbate2025]

When I was 13 young and retarded, I was a certified gooner. One day my balls started hurting for a week straight, and I got seriously worried. So of course my dumbass went straight to Google and within minutes, I was convinced I had some horrible disease.


At first I was panicking, but then I had this realization like, “This is the most valuable thing in my body.” So I decided I had to take it seriously and booked a doctor’s appointment.


I show up already nervous, and then I see the doctor… and it’s a foid . My anxiety instantly doubles. I’m sitting there awkwardly while my MOM(I told her my balls hurt jfl ) is casually explaining, “Yeah, his balls hurt.” I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me .


The doctor goes, “Alright, let’s take a look,” and in my head I’m like absolutely not. No way. I was already embarrassed, and the thought of this situation just made it worse.


So I panic and go, “Uh can the assistant do it instead?” My mom supported the idea as well. The assistant was a guy. Both of them just pause and look at me, clearly not expecting that request. I’m pretty sure the assistant didn’t wake up that day thinking, “Yeah, today I'm playing with some balls.”


But somehow he just goes along with it. Next thing I know, this guy is checking and jiggling my balls, saying, “Does this hurt?” while I’m just lying there praying for a heart attack to kill me



Fuck I had the chance to let a foid play with my balls and I just air balled it like that jfl


I'm not a fag, every time I remember this story, I just get suicidal

I caged so hard nigga.
Imagine adult male assistant jiggling your minor balls.
Topkek

 

[Misogynistic]

AHAHAHAHA I had exactly the same story in my life. Except that female doctor actually touched my balls . Later I found out it was because i gooned too much without finishing. And she definitely knew it too. It was really fucking embarrassing afterwards.

They should invent a better method