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THE TRUE SIGMA

THE TRUE SIGMA

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After @Master earned his riches from all the furry cuck porn he starred in and directed, he was enjoying a life of hedonism.

However in his boredom, he needed something to entertain himself (editors note: @Master filed a lawsuit against me, the author, for misgendering xir, so herein out, Master will be referred to as ''xir/xim'')

Master decided to invent a computer where he could entrap all his favourite bbc pornstars which xe once collaborated with, and enact all his fantasies with no to stop him.

Master made a forum to lure and entrap pure virgin men, and chose xis most favourite users to become moderators, provided they passed the bbc trials.

After these moderators passed the test and after some considerable time, the moment came to spring xis ultimate plan.



All the incels.gov moderators were suddenly sucked into their monitors via reverse biometric barodynamic cacogenics anti-gravity magnetism and trapped in Masters virtual playhouse.

In the virtual reality, the trees were nothing but giant dildos, the plants were like throbbing sausages and the natives were femboy niggers living in mud huts made of curry and the grass made an ''uwu'' sound every time you walked over it

@Fat Link : shit nigger are we in the backrooms?

A voice came from the sky and a giant black hand came from the sky; it was Master

@Master : no, this is blacked rooms my little plaything

@LeFrenchCel : woah!!!!

LeFrenchCel made a run for it, although he had no idea where to run towards, he tripped and killed himself over a random banana peel laying on the floor

Fat Link only had 18 cheese burgers today, so with his raving appetite, he ate his way through the very floor of the virtual reality in a hope to escape.

@PLA1092 was too busy eating a banana, unaware that he was the indirect cause of LeFemCel's death, and @Dregster the lazy spic was too busy sleeping, where @Master was drawing dicks on his sleeping face with marker pen

The incels.is moderators were forever doomed as they were dragged into Master's bbc porn folder, to be his permanent puppets
 
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most intelligent .is user
 
Must be shorter than this to ride
 
After @Master earned his riches from all the furry cuck porn he starred in and directed, he was enjoying a life of hedonism.

However in his boredom, he needed something to entertain himself (editors note: @Master filed a lawsuit against me, the author, for misgendering xir, so herein out, Master will be referred to as ''xir/xim'')

Master decided to invent a computer where he could entrap all his favourite bbc pornstars which xe once collaborated with, and enact all his fantasies with no to stop him.

Master made a forum to lure and entrap pure virgin men, and chose xis most favourite users to become moderators, provided they passed the bbc trials.

After these moderators passed the test and after some considerable time, the moment came to spring xis ultimate plan.



All the incels.gov moderators were suddenly sucked into their monitors via reverse biometric barodynamic cacogenics anti-gravity magnetism and trapped in Masters virtual playhouse.

In the virtual reality, the trees were nothing but giant dildos, the plants were like throbbing sausages and the natives were femboy niggers living in mud huts made of curry and the grass made an ''uwu'' sound every time you walked over it

@Fat Link : shit nigger are we in the backrooms?

A voice came from the sky and a giant black hand came from the sky; it was Master

@Master : no, this is blacked rooms my little plaything

@LeFrenchCel : woah!!!!

LeFrenchCel made a run for it, although he had no idea where to run towards, he tripped and killed himself over a random banana peel laying on the floor

Fat Link only had 18 cheese burgers today, so with his raving appetite, he ate his way through the very floor of the virtual reality in a hope to escape.

@PLA1092 was too busy eating a banana, unaware that he was the indirect cause of LeFemCel's death, and @Dregster the lazy spic was too busy sleeping, where @Master was drawing dicks on his sleeping face with marker pen

The incels.is moderators were forever doomed as they were dragged into Master's bbc porn folder, to be his permanent puppets
@LeFrenchCel
Look, another fanfic :feelskek:
 
these are always pretty funny ngl
 
Why is Master active on here all of a sudden
 
(editors note: @Master filed a lawsuit against me, the author, for misgendering xir, so herein out, Master will be referred to as ''xir/xim'')
that's good to hear

we must help xir to embrace xir true gender identity

a great moment for trans rights on .IS
 
I don't know about this thread but the TV show is my favorite.
 
I don't know about this thread but the TV show is my favorite.
It was based on this BBC story:
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