
careermax_aspiecel
Recruit
★★★★
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2020
- Posts
- 316
Here's the official list:
- Visual novels/dating sims: absolute truecel, never began;
- JRPGs: likely a STEMcel, 2/10 green card scammers are your only chance;
- Western RPGs: certified Basement Dweller©, chances of ascension next to none;
- Action/adventure games with "deep plots": you think your intelligence and your deep inner world can make up for your looks. You are very wrong;
- Strategy games: certified kaiserboo and avid consoomer of tradcon propaganda, most likely to end up on an FBI watchlist;
- Realistic FPS (e.g. boomer shit like ArmA): you wanted to join the military but didn't pass the physical tests. Also above average chances of late stage kaiserbooism;
- TPS: you don't really like video games, but you just don't have any other hobbies or interests. Above average chances of clinical depression;
- Casual FPS (e.g. COD): you spend your days unsuccessfully trying to fit in with your normie peers;
- Mobile games: Chad.