SuicideFuel [SUICIDEFUEL] How can I get my girlfriend to sleep in a different bed.

[jackhanma]

How can I get my girlfriend to sleep in a different bed.​

On the weekends my girlfriend comes over to spend the night. I absolutely hate it. She thinks how people sleep in the movies is real life. She holds my hand, lays her head on my chest, spoon position, holds me til she falls asleep. I don’t mind if we are watching tv but I toss and turn at night, need some space and love it cold in my room while she wants it hot. I hardly get any sleep while she’s here. I tried telling her but she won’t listen.


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I HATE REDDITORS TOTAL REDDITOR ANNIHILATION REEE

 

[SilverBullet]

 

[jackhanma]

at least he's getting cooked in the comments

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

MOTHERFUCKER

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

 

[jackhanma]

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this ungrateful faggot wishes his girlfriend leaves him along while I fantasize about this every night I would do anything to have this fuck I hate this world

 

[deleted fren]

Larp

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

this ungrateful faggot wishes his girlfriend leaves him along while I fantasize about this every night I would do anything to have this fuck I hate this world

It's infuriating how he doesn't appreciate what he has

 

[Neucher The Kanga]

sexhaver problems dnr

 

[Abgesang]

That has to be bait to make us go ER

 

[Pufff]

Read the first two sentences don't need to read anymore. I hope this guy slips on a banana peel and dies

 

[reveries]

First world chad "problems"

 

[FumoCum]

Absurd, the only word i have is absurd.

 

[Kaz馬鹿みたい]

Larp

 

[jackhanma]

Absurd, the only word i have is absurd.

life is a circus, and we have been tricked into becoming its unwilling clowns

 

[LUCK]

Sexhavers never fail to annoy the shit out of me

 

[Clavicus Vile]

And here I am wishing I had a gf that would smother me in her farts underneath the blanket.

 

[B33troot]

I hope he turns into a sub5. That way he can have his bed all to himself.

 

[avoidthefoid2]

it's over tbh