Throughout all the time I've haunted the internet I've encountered many supposedly "depressed and suicidal" normies. How did I know they were depressed and suicidal you ask? Well I know because they decided to tell me how much they wanted to end themselves over a million different times before dropping their entire autobiography. Now I'm sure anyone who's used discord or other sites where you can make online "friends" has encountered this at least once. Some individual, (usually an e girl) who you had spoken to often only once before, dms you telling you they're gonna kill themselves and drops a suicide note as if you'd actually care about some random jackass you don't even know.
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What these people really want is attention and free therapy. They want you to gasp in horror and clutch your heart when you hear about their suicidal intentions; and what's hilarious is if you do the opposite and tell them to go ahead and kill themselves THEY GET MAD.
So you're telling me you're supposedly suicidal but you get mad when I tell you to just do it? Well I apologize for not treating you like a precious victim who is somehow magically entitled to respect and validation from other people, but GO AHEAD AND FUCKING DO IT YOU ATTENTION WHORE!
If you really wanted to commit suicide you wouldn't be looking for validation from random strangers on the internet or talking to groups about what a victim you are. YOU'D FUCKING DO IT!
And finally for any lurking suicidal people please do chase your dreams. I hate to break it to you but after you burden your friends and family with another suicide note for a million times they don't care,
THEY JUST FIND YOU ANNOYING!
This is especially true for any e girls reading and reminder to those beloved e girls that CHUGGING TEN BENADRYL WILL NOT KILL YOU YOU DUMB ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH! If you're gonna pretend to commit suicide at least make it look legit. "dear friends and family im gonna kill myself by chugging five beer cans and three Advil. Goodbye
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