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Cope Strangest cope yet: joint cracking

Giracel

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It started with just cracking the knuckles of the hand like any boy starts at some point. However it's really become a lot more. Around 16 I was watching a lot of these chiropractic compilations, which if you know anything about that side of youtube (it's surprisingly extensive as a quasi-asmr niche), a lot of them are these chiro guys cracking foids in form-fitting body suits or leggings :feelskek: But the sex appeal was not it for me—I was genuinely enthralled with watching the process of the adjustments, and the sound of the joints cracking was bizarrely calming to me.

So I began to learn how to mimic their procedures on myself. My most refined skill has become using very targeted and intentional hand pressure to crack my neck / upper spine in insanely satisfying ways. It's not about grabbing and snapping your neck at random (that's dangerous), it's about applying force in the right place at the right angle. For cracking the back / lower spine, there's not as much of a science to that, you basically just untwist after hours of sitting at your chair or upon waking up in the morning. You can also press on one half of your back while rotating the other way, which is something I learned from the videos.

Beyond these fairly standard things, I have recently expanded into more obscure areas. I found out that I can crack my kneecap joints with a strange kind of simultaneous outward flex while also flexing down against the ground. I'm not sure if this is healthy though because I have become able to do it all the time, whereas in the beginning, it was only possible rarely. Finally, I found that by leaning downwards against my hip, trapping the joint, it can crunch deeper than anything I have ever felt (but this only works on one side).

I know this all sounds extremely weird, but becoming a sort of auto-chiropractor has been really rewarding. The things that I do are 95% of the time completely safe, although I still get the occasional pinched nerve from a crack gone slightly wrong. When I get a really deep popping sensation from a successful adjustment, it creates a feeling of calm and clarity that nothing else can provide :feelsokman: And on some subconscious level, it probably also tricks my mind into believing that the touch starvation of inceldom is being alleviated.
 
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Interesting, I crack my neck and fingers quite often, it feels nice and the sound is satisfying, although sometimes I hurt myself while doing it.
 
Cracking my spine is also nice but I do it less often
 
I like cracking fingers. Good feeling
 
Interesting, I crack my neck and fingers quite often, it feels nice and the sound is satisfying, although sometimes I hurt myself while doing it.
It's definitely too much for me, it's become kind of an autist stim thing. One time I was at this pre-college event and I kept cracking my knuckles involuntarily while trying to talk with a foid :feelskek:
 
It's definitely too much for me, it's become kind of an autist stim thing. One time I was at this pre-college event and I kept cracking my knuckles involuntarily while trying to talk with a foid :feelskek:
:feelskek: how did she react?
 
Whatever works man, why the hell not.

I click my joints a fair bit. Fingers, big toes, back, and neck. Neck always sounds awful, but feels great afterwards!
 
:feelskek: how did she react?
She talked with me for a few minutes, gave a very unsure "nice to meet you" and disappeared into the crowd. I found her again once the semester started but she would barely give me the time of day. That ended quickly and was so irrelevant I only get reminded it happened by discussions like this.
 
Neck always sounds awful, but feels great afterwards!
The neck is like playing with fire: most risky, but arguably the best feeling. I find it provides the most mental clarity, as it is nearest to the head.
 
holy wall of text brother :shock:
 
I got reminded of when I was trying to crack my back and something in my rib cage cracked instead
 
Cracking foids skulls >>>>>
 
nice feeling when my fingers feel stuck by cold
 
The neck is like playing with fire: most risky, but arguably the best feeling.

I don't do any proper chiro moves, just tilt my head to one side annndddd clliicckkk-click-click! Haven't broken my neck yet... :giga:

I find it provides the most mental clarity, as it is nearest to the head.

Noice. :feelsokman:
 
I got reminded of when I was trying to crack my back and something in my rib cage cracked instead
This reminds me of a type I forgot about. If I pull both my shoulders back at the same time, I can feel and hear something in the center of my chest cracking. These are pretty shallow cracks though and don't happen often.
 
I've been cracking my toes recently. It's quite pleasant.
 
It started with just cracking the knuckles of the hand like any boy starts at some point. However it's really become a lot more. Around 16 I was watching a lot of these chiropractic compilations, which if you know anything about that side of youtube (it's surprisingly extensive as a quasi-asmr niche), a lot of them are these chiro guys cracking foids in form-fitting body suits or leggings :feelskek: But the sex appeal was not it for me—I was genuinely enthralled with watching the process of the adjustments, and the sound of the joints cracking was bizarrely calming to me.

So I began to learn how to mimic their procedures on myself. My most refined skill has become using very targeted and intentional hand pressure to crack my neck / upper spine in insanely satisfying ways. It's not about grabbing and snapping your neck at random (that's dangerous), it's about applying force in the right place at the right angle. For cracking the back / lower spine, there's not as much of a science to that, you basically just untwist after hours of sitting at your chair or upon waking up in the morning. You can also press on one half of your back while rotating the other way, which is something I learned from the videos.

Beyond these fairly standard things, I have recently expanded into more obscure areas. I found out that I can crack my kneecap joints with a strange kind of simultaneous outward flex while also flexing down against the ground. I'm not sure if this is healthy though because I have become able to do it all the time, whereas in the beginning, it was only possible rarely. Finally, I found that by leaning downwards against my hip, trapping the joint, it can crunch deeper than anything I have ever felt (but this only works on one side).

I know this all sounds extremely weird, but becoming a sort of auto-chiropractor has been really rewarding. The things that I do are 95% of the time completely safe, although I still get the occasional pinched nerve from a crack gone slightly wrong. When I get a really deep popping sensation from a successful adjustment, it creates a feeling of calm and clarity that nothing else can provide :feelsokman: And on some subconscious level, it probably also tricks my mind into believing that the touch starvation of inceldom is being alleviated.
I do this all the time
 
I love cracking myself too. Cracking your back is the best feeling, I can't find a table Good enough to do it at my house. I had one back then, I used to crack myself daily using it.
 
I love cracking myself too. Cracking your back is the best feeling, I can't find a table Good enough to do it at my house. I had one back then, I used to crack myself daily using it.
Interesting, what made that particular table so suitable?
 

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