So I was at a party days after my HS graduation. My former class was there in its entirety so I had to go. Horrible decision.
It was hot but nobody was in the pool, so if I had gone there all by my lonesome it would have been cringemaxxing, so I didn't do that.
Someone brought their UNO deck and I butted in cuz I loved that game. Ofc the interest in playing the card game fizzled out after The Egg of the Perfect World from Berserk announced he was playing. That's me, I'm the Egg in case you didn't catch my flowery metaphor.
Then some cringemaxxer started telling me dark humor jokes. I laughed at first, but years later I realized it was a ploy to make fun of me. He kept making the jokes darker and darker and the intent was to make me look like a bad guy for laughing at them, or he was just cringe. I think it was a little of column A, a little of column B.
I played table football but I fucking sucked so the guys playing kindly told me to leave.
I ended up not feeling the party atmosphere and leaving early to get some tendies back home.
But I make this thread not to brag (this is not brag worthy, I cringemaxxed according to my analysis of the situation), but to be thankful.
Thankful that the normie who told me to drink failed his mission. I did drink a glass, but it wasn't enough to cloud my judgment.
Imagine if I jestermaxxed at the party in addition to showing up. I would be more of a local lolcow had I done that.
Don't do drugs, kids.
It was hot but nobody was in the pool, so if I had gone there all by my lonesome it would have been cringemaxxing, so I didn't do that.
Someone brought their UNO deck and I butted in cuz I loved that game. Ofc the interest in playing the card game fizzled out after The Egg of the Perfect World from Berserk announced he was playing. That's me, I'm the Egg in case you didn't catch my flowery metaphor.
Then some cringemaxxer started telling me dark humor jokes. I laughed at first, but years later I realized it was a ploy to make fun of me. He kept making the jokes darker and darker and the intent was to make me look like a bad guy for laughing at them, or he was just cringe. I think it was a little of column A, a little of column B.
I played table football but I fucking sucked so the guys playing kindly told me to leave.
I ended up not feeling the party atmosphere and leaving early to get some tendies back home.
But I make this thread not to brag (this is not brag worthy, I cringemaxxed according to my analysis of the situation), but to be thankful.
Thankful that the normie who told me to drink failed his mission. I did drink a glass, but it wasn't enough to cloud my judgment.
Imagine if I jestermaxxed at the party in addition to showing up. I would be more of a local lolcow had I done that.
Don't do drugs, kids.
