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Sitting in Gym bathroom a guy walks out and left with a C4 explosive fart.
wtf...
but then I start 'mirin the sigma move
At leg machine in the corner, I feel my intestines rolling a horrendous gas down to the anus
Nobody is around so I farted hard to get it all out
Anyway, a few moments later a Stacy (Real stacy, not becky) walks by my cloud of Onion gas
If you don't already know or haven't noticed, people naturally take deep inhales when they smell something unusual, including farts.
She was about 4 meters (12 feet) away when I recognized her fate... she's a meter away (3 feet) and she take a deep nasal inhale, stutter-steps, stops mid-sniff...
Then makes pic-related, face below
It was one of those warm farts that made the air feel heavy and smelled like onions and colon.
If I wasn't inspired by the Ass-blaster-cel before me I would have felt embarrassed and probably changed gyms.
Now that I have had time to reflect, this is a great memory; I hope she remembers me. I'll be wearing a shit eating grin next time I see her.
wtf...
but then I start 'mirin the sigma move
At leg machine in the corner, I feel my intestines rolling a horrendous gas down to the anus
Nobody is around so I farted hard to get it all out
Anyway, a few moments later a Stacy (Real stacy, not becky) walks by my cloud of Onion gas
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Shrekmaxxed this week. I have eaten 1 ripe red stinky smelly onion everyday. This is to achieve the ogre male physique I so greatly desire. Onion make you manly. https://legalsteroids.com/blogs/blog/can-onions-increase-testosterone-levels https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30795630/ My voice is...
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If you don't already know or haven't noticed, people naturally take deep inhales when they smell something unusual, including farts.
She was about 4 meters (12 feet) away when I recognized her fate... she's a meter away (3 feet) and she take a deep nasal inhale, stutter-steps, stops mid-sniff...
Then makes pic-related, face below
It was one of those warm farts that made the air feel heavy and smelled like onions and colon.
If I wasn't inspired by the Ass-blaster-cel before me I would have felt embarrassed and probably changed gyms.
Now that I have had time to reflect, this is a great memory; I hope she remembers me. I'll be wearing a shit eating grin next time I see her.
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