Based Fartmaxxing to repel normies

[FastBlast]

Normies always go on about taking showers because they hate bad smells. We can use that to our advantage to keep them from bothering us. I eat a lot of beans and foods that make you gassy so I can produce an abundance of farts. I optimize my diet to give me the loudest, longest, and stinkiest farts possible. I call it fartmaxxing. Then I just go around farting to make the normies seethe and stay away from me

I also hotbox my room with farts by keeping the door and window shut all the time and repeatedly farting. It keeps my annoying family members from bothering me. Normies stand zero chance against the based and blackpilled fartmaxxer

 

[Onyx]

inspirational

 

[tired as fuck]

 

[Animecel2D]

My face is more than enough to repel normies and foids

 

[4sez]

Very interesting.

 

[fastnbulbous]

The war against normies begins by fating on their spaces

 

[cataphract]

Life-changing.

 

[SociallyStunted]

You're literally a master at repelling normies lol

 

[DeformedDysgenicCel]

I used to fart in classroom. I had no control over it. I always tried to not fart in the classroom, but it was hard.

 

[FastBlast]

I used to fart in classroom. I had no control over it. I always tried to not fart in the classroom, but it was hard.

Never feel ashamed about farting. It's 100% natural and good for the environment

 

[orthodox]

bro this reminds me of some couple year old meme i saw that was a sc of a post on here and it was like i farted infront of a foid or something

 

[ikhaatmezelf]

best thing i ever read on the internet

 

[ItsOverMan]

 

[INVERTER]

I'm glad you're eating a lot of beans dude. A lot of people don't and they are constipated. I love making a nice chili with kidney beans and black beans in addition to many other farty vegetables.

 

[DjentlemanDuke]

10/10 thread. Will follow your advice

 

[nakolas]

Based. Fartmaxxing is the future

 

[tired as fuck]

I'm glad you're eating a lot of beans dude. A lot of people don't and they are constipated. I love making a nice chili with kidney beans and black beans in addition to many other farty vegetables.

beans are underrated. also water. I had a diarrhoic shit yesterday from the sheer quantity of cold water I drank ong it was the most liquid shit ever seen

 

[INVERTER]

beans are underrated. also water. I had a diarrhoic shit yesterday from the sheer quantity of cold water I drank ong it was the most liquid shit ever seen

You should have taken a picture and framed it on your wall

 

[tired as fuck]

You should have taken a picture and framed it on your wall

it was just brown water tho the shit literally liquefied when it came into contact with the toilet water it was fucking ridiculous honestly

 

[Lurchburp]

My fart odor is diabolical if I have anything protein concentrated
Maybe will try to aim at some foids sitting and eating next time I'm at a foodcourt walking around
They dont wanna be around me anyway so I'll give them good reason!