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Based Stacy smelled my fart

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Sitting in Gym bathroom a guy walks out and left with a C4 explosive fart.
:dafuckfeels: wtf...

but then I start 'mirin the sigma move :worryfeels:

At leg machine in the corner, I feel my intestines rolling a horrendous gas down to the anus
Nobody is around so I farted hard to get it all out :feelssus:

Anyway, a few moments later a Stacy (Real stacy, not becky) walks by my cloud of Onion gas

If you don't already know or haven't noticed, people naturally take deep inhales when they smell something unusual, including farts.
She was about 4 meters (12 feet) away when I recognized her fate... she's a meter away (3 feet) and she take a deep nasal inhale, stutter-steps, stops mid-sniff...

Then makes pic-related, face below
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It was one of those warm farts that made the air feel heavy and smelled like onions and colon.

If I wasn't inspired by the Ass-blaster-cel before me I would have felt embarrassed and probably changed gyms.

Now that I have had time to reflect, this is a great memory; I hope she remembers me. I'll be wearing a shit eating grin :feelsEhh: next time I see her.

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Isn’t it weird how whenever you’re in a corner you feel it’s safe to let one rip and then someone ALWAYS walks over. But yea that’s based, no point in trying to hide it
 
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Basado, she smelled your ass perfume and felt threatened :chad:
 
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Basado, she smelled your ass perfume and felt threatened :chad:
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My stand, Reeking Rectum, is a special :incel: incel concoction of raw onions and beans... at close range all contact is lethal.
 
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When she went home that night she was furiously rubbing her bean to the thought of that fart
 
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She eats the chad poop she should not resign to breathe your drainage
 
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I haven't seen her since this happened.

:dafuckfeels:

Is she okay bros?
 
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Isn’t it weird how whenever you’re in a corner you feel it’s safe to let one rip and then someone ALWAYS walks over. But yea that’s based, no point in trying to hide it
Ya
 
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Holy shit,extremely based
 

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