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It's Over I don't think im ever gonna have friends

Dollfucker

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Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eat
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And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
 
Literal goyslop
 
you dont have friends because they can sense you are a loser
 
Nice curry dish you got there.
 
Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eatView attachment 1456192
And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
Bro what the actual fuck are you eating, that looks like the wet food I give to my cats
 
i thought your joke was funny
 
Bro what the actual fuck are you eating, that looks like the wet food I give to my cats
Its turkey stuffing with a ton of goyslop sauce aka gravy
 
I feel like me and you would get along irl as we are just as deranged.
 
Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eatView attachment 1456192
And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
Horrible goyslop
 
I eat those tv dinner things from time to time as well. Looks like the turkey and stuffing one :ha..feels:
 
Dude tbf you fuck sex dolls in front of your mom
 
no friends for your face
 
Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eatView attachment 1456192
And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
Looks disgusting. I've seen prison food videos that were more appealing.
 
They'd probably just use you as the butt of the joke, in an attempt to try and impress foids n normfags, or make themselves feel better.
no friends for your face
 
Ok, it's some crap to fill your stomach. Enjoy
The joke was funny enough.
 
I’ve had those before, goddamn it! Those mf fast meals give me the shits nigga!
 
I’ve had those before, goddamn it! Those mf fast meals give me the shits nigga!
I wish I just had a foid like in your avi that I met in high school and spent my whole life with her. Fuck it's over :feelsrope:
 
It's jew diarhea!
 
Why do you eat shit?

But I also have no friends. I know a few people at work I say hi to and make small talk on occasion but that is it. I found that reading helps numb the pain, I have kindle e-reader and it helps very slightly.
 
Me neither. I don't go anywhere to meet people.
 
Having no friends is apart of the incel lifestyle
 
bro at that point i would look for a deer and kill it for meat i could never eat that
 
someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away.
Based skunkcel
 
Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eatView attachment 1456192
And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
It could be that you’re brown because no human would eat that.
 
Looks like some shit fron the toilet
 
that shit look like the indian street food currys rub on there body before serving you
 
Looks like dogfood
 
Im at wageslaving rn, in the break room. I bought this goyslop to eatView attachment 1456192
And while I was eating it, someone said "your food smells like farts" and I was like yeah because I just farted :feelshmm: and he was like ewwwww and walked away. What a pussy it was a joke I didn't really fart ok maybe I did but I thought he was gonna be like jfl. I don't think normies will like my sense of humor. The last time I had irl friends was middle school and I wish I had irl friends again its over no girl wants a dude without no friends:feelsbadman:
that shit looks disgusting
 
Friends suck as an incel anyway. the only people willing to tolerate me are the most annoying and retarded faggots imaginable, I fucking hate them but at the same time nobody else is willing to interact with me.
 

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