Because it's not global warming, rampant inequality, the ever-increasing threat of another world war that's the biggest threat to your children. Oh, no. It's clearly a fringe group of a few social rejects on the internet.
By all means, keep hyper-analyzing your child's text messages like a washed-up CIA agent. The world is collapsing, but at least little Timmy won't stumble upon a "personality detector" meme before he's old enough to vote. Priorities!
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