RageFuel Some Asshole Destroyed all the Bidets and now the Condo is Removing them

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Fuck my life

My new condo can’t install a bidet because it’s a one-piece toilet, and my shower doesn’t even have a detachable nozzle so I can’t even clean my ass.

I felt saved when I realized the condo building bathrooms all have bidets, so I would just go take shits in the hallway bathrooms and use my bathroom for pissing.

Some asshole has destroyed not only one bidet but all of them. Apparently he snapped off the little plastic rod and because there’s no cameras in bathrooms, they don’t know who did it!!!

And they said they’re not replacing them because it will be too expensive if some freak keeps destroying them

Fuck my fucking life

 

[Animecel2D]

that was me

sorry about that, I just don’t like bidets

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Pajeet pit for whoever did it

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

that was me

sorry about that, I just don’t like bidets

Why????

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Pajeet pit for whoever did it

I agree

 

[Rensudesu]

Not a plumber here but can't you install a toto washlet to the toilet in your unit? Or attach a hose to the sink?

 

[lowz1r]

brutal

 

[ThePornographer]

Sad , never used one but it must be so good.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Not a plumber here but can't you install a toto washlet to the toilet in your unit? Or attach a hose to the sink?

I can dm you pictures but the pipes are behind the toilet and there’s no room to get to them, it’s not like a regular toilet where you can detach the wall, the toilet is completely up against the wall so you can’t access anything

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Sad , never used one but it must be so good.

They are, if I don’t use one I feel dirty like I have shit on my asshole. I hate it. Even when I shower now, unless it’s a shower with a detachable nozzle so I can blast my asshole, it will just be dirty

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

brutal

I hate shitting with no buddy

 

[ThePornographer]

They are, if I don’t use one I feel dirty like I have shit on my asshole. I hate it. Even when I shower now, unless it’s a shower with a detachable nozzle so I can blast my asshole, it will just be dirty

I know that feeling, I use shower just to get clean, toilet paper is just not enough.

 

[Dollfucker]

Inceldom discussed

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I know that feeling, I use shower just to get clean, toilet paper is just not enough.

Thing is the shower doesn’t work unless it has a detachable knob. I need to blast the water directly on my asshole. Just letting it run down from the shower head isn’t enough

 

[Emba]

@bidet thoughts?

 

[InMemoriam]

@bidet thoughts?

@toilet thoughts?

 

[Emba]

@toilet thoughts?

@shit thoughts?

 

[TheCatMan]

Use Dudewipes

 

[ThePornographer]

Thing is the shower doesn’t work unless it has a detachable knob. I need to blast the water directly on my asshole. Just letting it run down from the shower head isn’t enough

Yeah that what i mean by shower, blasting my asshole with water of cours.

 

[InMemoriam]

@shit thoughts?

@Poopless One thoughts?

 

[Poopless One]

@Poopless One thoughts?

Thots