Some advice from a 47 year old incel

[Vector2800]

Hey guys I’m a 47 year old incel. I’ve been lurking for a while but I thought i would share my experiences to help some young people. Well, here it goes. I’m Indian (of course every incel is Indian). I spent 20 years in the marines so I never really got a chance to have a relationship. I’m also ugly as fuck. At this age the rope can be really tempting and you probably don’t want to be a virgin at my age but it is really not worth it. I enjoy my life. I hunt and travel often and don’t have to worry about some bitch dragging me down.

 

[HODL HONKLER]

ok

 

[Animecel2D]

(of course every incel is Indian).

 

[AutistSupremacist]

All curries are irresistible to white women

 

[Mecoja]

Nice to meet you. Age does not matter tbh, it always sucks and stays that way. I see guys here up to 20 years younger than me going through exact same shits as me.

 

[Nigger Burger]

curry and marine
why do you hate yourself this much?

 

[wereq]

All curries are irresistible to white women

 

[AnApparentMyth]

Seems about right. Probably the oldest user here, though. What do you hunt?

 

[stalkerKiller]

I hunt and travel

Can you hunt in India?
What do y'all brocels hunt there? Trains?

 

[dead.ahead]

Welcome to the forums oldcel.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Seems about right. Probably the oldest user here, though. What do you hunt?

You sure? Ask @Emba

 

[AnApparentMyth]

You sure? Ask @Emba

@Emba how old are you, if you are here? Also, love your bears btw.

 

[Justanotherbloke]

We need more oldcels on this forum for more diverse threads

 

[Fevet]

@Emba how old are you, if you are here? Also, love your bears btw.

He's well over 60

 

[TheGrayWolf]

@Emba how old are you, if you are here? Also, love your bears btw.

Thanks!

 

[AnApparentMyth]

He's well over 60

60?!?!? HOLY SHIT.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

He's well over 60

I wonder what he looks like (no offence, just curious)

 

[Wumbus]

All curries are irresistible to white women

 

[BPmonk]

Welcome, brocel.

Slight correction though:
*All Indians are incel

 

[psyop]

Nigga spent his life fighting for Israel and didn’t even get no pussy for it

 

[SandNiggerKANG]

Welcome brocel. Glad ur happier

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

47

Brutal

 

[ilieknothing]

60?!?!? HOLY SHIT.

Yep, he fought in ‘nam with Fat Link. They were like Bubba and Forrest Gump.

 

[aitcel]

 

[Emba]

Seems about right. Probably the oldest user here, though. What do you hunt?

You sure? Ask @Emba

I (used to) hunt whatever stays still long enough for me to kill it

Mostly rabbits, crow, Amarillo, 'coons, possums, rats, mice, deer, feral (nuisance) dogs/coyotes, squirrel's... Mostly small stuff with a pistol.

I quit a long while back because of health problems. But I did it often when younger.

But it's creepy AF. It's like horror show dinner theater. I had to wait for a day or two to be able to eat the stuff.

I can gut and butcher stuff and stay fairly clean. I used to help my old neighbors with deer for a portion.

It's fun and cool to toss you're dog a leg or foot ir guts, and watch them eat it. I used to save deer bones for my dogs in my freezer...

Bon temps 'mi!
Good times fren

 

[Emba]

Yep, he fought in ‘nam with Fat Link. They were like Bubba and Forrest Gump.

My shrimping boat got damaged in Katrina );

 

[Emba]

@Emba how old are you, if you are here? Also, love your bears btw.

I detect you are a phonecel. Hold it sideways and all will be reviled

 

[Emba]

Hey, @Vector2800 what kind of Indian are you? Dot or feather?

(A Swab! Like @Sgtpinkie ! Lol!)

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I (used to) hunt whatever stays still long enough for me to kill it

Mostly rabbits, crow, Amarillo, 'coons, possums, rats, mice, deer, feral (nuisance) dogs/coyotes, squirrel's... Mostly small stuff with a pistol.

I quit a long while back because of health problems. But I did it often when younger.

But it's creepy AF. It's like horror show dinner theater. I had to wait for a day or two to be able to eat the stuff.

I can gut and butcher stuff and stay fairly clean. I used to help my old neighbors with deer for a portion.

It's fun and cool to toss you're dog a leg or foot ir guts, and watch them eat it. I used to save deer bones for my dogs in my freezer...

Bon temps 'mi!
Good times fren

Damn. I could never have the guts to hunt but I also don't want to

 

[Emba]

Damn. I could never have the guts to hunt but I also don't want to

It's brutal indeed. I did it as a study in primitive survival. Some of it requires special cooking! (Most stuff is tuff!):

I stopped after killing too many milky Rabbits. It broke my heart.

 

[Grodd]

Seems about right. Probably the oldest user here, though. What do you hunt?

@Emba is older

 

[Ibrahim997]

We need more oldcels on this forum for more diverse threads

Fuck Boomers! This is a late millennial to genZ forum.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

It's brutal indeed. I did it as a study in primitive survival. Some of it requires special cooking! (Most stuff is tuff!):

Interesting.

I stopped after killing too many milky Rabbits. It broke my heart.

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Just be confident bro

 

[curryboy420]

ok

 

[Richard The Kanga]

I’m Indian (of course every incel is Indian)

Might be the most based thing I've ever heard

it's very true although not to the extent here, of course it's satire but if there had to be one ethnicity for incels it would be indians

 

[oldNgreycel]

I'm getting agemogged left and right

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Nice to meet you. Age does not matter tbh, it always sucks and stays that way. I see guys here up to 20 years younger than me going through exact same shits as me.

Yeah no point in gate keeping incel status by age unless the user is really underage. At 18 it’s already brutal and nothing changed from when I was 18 to 20. And it’s probably not gonna change too much after that either

 

[Razielcel]

I (used to) hunt whatever stays still long enough for me to kill it

Mostly rabbits, crow, Amarillo, 'coons, possums, rats, mice, deer, feral (nuisance) dogs/coyotes, squirrel's... Mostly small stuff with a pistol.

I quit a long while back because of health problems. But I did it often when younger.

But it's creepy AF. It's like horror show dinner theater. I had to wait for a day or two to be able to eat the stuff.

I can gut and butcher stuff and stay fairly clean. I used to help my old neighbors with deer for a portion.

It's fun and cool to toss you're dog a leg or foot ir guts, and watch them eat it. I used to save deer bones for my dogs in my freezer...

Bon temps 'mi!
Good times fren

I always thought Emba was a gentle soul while I lurked.
Well at least you kill your own food you savage. Do you also love classical music?

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Glad to have you here brocel

 

[Emba]

I always thought Emba was a gentle soul while I lurked.

Ever tried,

Zen hunting?

Where you calmly sit in the woods radiating love and peace until a deer comes up to you, the you calmly and lovingly reach out,

Spoiler: AND...

And,















cut its throat.

Well at least you kill your own food you savage. Do you also love classical music?

Sure

 

[Lonely4Ever]

Hey guys I’m a 47 year old incel. I’ve been lurking for a while but I thought i would share my experiences to help some young people. Well, here it goes. I’m Indian (of course every incel is Indian). I spent 20 years in the marines so I never really got a chance to have a relationship. I’m also ugly as fuck. At this age the rope can be really tempting and you probably don’t want to be a virgin at my age but it is really not worth it. I enjoy my life. I hunt and travel often and don’t have to worry about some bitch dragging me down.

Hunt and travel, based copes!