TeeHee My chud womanless incel 23 year old brother needs advice

[Lv99_BixNood]

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Hello, I'm a 18 year old girl (yes I know, girls are so scary). I am a bit of a lurker in this subreddit.


For the longest time, I always knew my chud brother was unable to pick up any girls. He's basically in your incel territory:


1) He's never had a first kiss


2) He's never had a girlfriend


3) He's been on 1 "date" in his life and scared her off by talking about Andrew Tate (I know he interacted with a woman so he can't possibly fit the kitchencel narrative)


4) He's been ghosted by like 3 girls who he was trying to friends to lovers long game


5) Has a deep mental retardation disorder (might be his autism) which prevents him from seeing women as anything other than scary hurtful objects that just keep rejecting him


6) He genuinely believes that the only way to get women is with charisma, lots of money, and a highly inflated self built ego, instead of realizing he might need to shower more than 3 times a week in order to not scare them off


7) Yea he said you need money to get women but then gets mad at the idea of paying for a date, believing that while dating and in a marriage, it should always be 50/50 (broke ahh) because he genuinely believes that any woman he dates will try taking all of his money (He has about $1000 in his bank account currently)


7) He watches the manosphere videos, like red pill content, and doesn't just go outside in the real world to interact with women


I have been in a relationship for 2 years (yes I know foid or whatever yall say), but this guy (brother) keeps asking me what made me attracted to my boyfriend. "Was it his money? Was it his charm? Why did you let him take you on a date? Does he shower more than every other day? (joking)"


Anyways how can I learn your incel lingo to help him out. There's gotta be at LEAST 2 people in this subreddit that ARE DOING A TINY BIT BETTER than my brother and can give advice from a man's perspective. Is showering every day really that hard?


Thank you.

Just take a shower bro

 

[yakusai]

that sub genuinely used to be a nice place for incels, but now it’s full of infiltrators and fakecels

 

[Extern]

 

[Grodd]

My advice, rape and kill your sister

 

[The Death Devil]

WTF is this subreddit even about now-a-days?

 

[The Death Devil]

that sub genuinely used to be a nice place for incels, but now it’s full of infiltrators and fakecels

Was it? I was always under the impression that it was just a place crafted by soyshitters to mock incels. Always seemed really gay over there desu.

 

[picklecel]

Biggest larp award. DNR.

 

[cripplecel]

Biggest larp award. DNR.

 

[sub3genecel]

Wow she sounds like she treats him like shit and constantly belittles and makes fun of him. Glad my sister isn’t at the age where she understands that I’m an incel yet

 

[retardedcripple]

He's been on 1 "date" in his life and scared her off by talking about Andrew Tate

Is showering every day really that hard?

The gayest and fakest post of all time. "Let me list all the made up incel stereotypes"

Has a deep mental retardation disorder

lol

 

[Give Up]

My advice, rape and kill your sister

 

[MarkCorrigan]

3) He's been on 1 "date" in his life

Moga me

and scared her off by talking about Andrew Tate

Oh wait this never happened

 

[Rapistcel]

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Just take a shower bro

Foid doesn't even know the difference between redpill and blackpill.

 

[TheFinalFrontier]

Moga me

Oh wait this never happened

People think cels are tards. Like no dude a guy ain't stsrting to spout blackpill logic to normies (i assume the same for redpillers) to a girl he just met. That's just not how that works

 

[VλREN]

Andrew Tate mentioned

 

[Pikacel]

People think cels are tards. Like no dude a guy ain't stsrting to spout blackpill logic to normies (i assume the same for redpillers) to a girl he just met. That's just not how that works

 

[Emba]

Buy him some peptides hun...