Soccer Sucks

[Bedford Stye]

"so, let's create a "sport" where there's no hand-eye coordination".

"Yeah, it's pretty much impossible to keep possession of the ball, so we just kick it backwards to the goalie"

"And just about every score will be an accidental botched play, where the ball bounced weird off some defenders leg"

"Oh, and let niggers. Come in and take over for whites"

 

[racoon4]

it's still better than what ever the fuck mutts do during their football

 

[Truckzo]

Water is wet


i dont like brazilball

 

[Truckzo]

it's still better than what ever the fuck mutts do during their football

yeah people actually get hurt and shit its kind of lit

 

[Bedford Stye]

 

[BornToLose]

It's called football nigga. Every country in the world calls it that except the US.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

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[Bedford Stye]

It's called football nigga. Every country in the world calls it that except the US.

Right. I realize that.

But it should be called "weenie ball".

Or pussyball.

Because here in America, football is played by 6.4 280 pound roided up violent bloodied warriors.

 

[BornToLose]

Because here in America, football is played by 6.4 280 pound roided up violent bloodied warriors.

Wearing protection.

 

[METALMILITA88]

Right. I realize that.

But it should be called "weenie ball".

Or pussyball.

Because here in America, football is played by 6.4 280 pound roided up violent bloodied warriors.

 

[Darkday]

Soccer is for chimpanzees

 

[Bedford Stye]

TBH, it's a good sport for little kids. Lotta running, burning energy.

Just need a ball and a field.

But WATCHING it on TV, is agony.

Soccer moms are agony.

Designer soccer jerseys are agony.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

It is important the the people be shown they cannot excel on their own power. They must work under a team. Enjoy your sportsball goyim and remember to eat all the snacky snacks.

 

[ilieknothing]

Because here in America, football is played by 6.4 280 pound roided up violent bloodied warriors.

American football is low IQ. The players either just charge into each other or try to grab the ball and run.

The only people who do any thinking are the quarterback and coach

 

[Bedford Stye]

American football is low IQ. The players either just charge into each other or try to grab the ball and run.

The only people who do any thinking are the quarterback and coach

I see your point, but it's not true.

Every one of 22 players on the field during a play has to know 3 or 4 reads, plays, options, assignments.

There is a specific ",play" called.

They spend days watching film, looking for the tiniest tells of the opponent.

Contrast this with any other sport.

It's nonstop strategy and adjustment

 

[ControlledInsanity]

I still don't see how that makes it fun to watch.

For example, it takes precise tolerances, lots of tweaking and know how to construct an engine and watch it turn over. Does this elicit one to sit there and watch it running for 2+ hours? To cheer when a cylinder doesn't backfire? Gigastupid example, I know, I've been awake over 24h now.

 

[deity]

football*

 

[Bedford Stye]

I still don't see how that makes it fun to watch.

For example, it takes precise tolerances, lots of tweaking and know how to construct an engine and watch it turn over. Does this elicit one to sit there and watch it running for 2+ hours? To cheer when a cylinder doesn't backfire? Gigastupid example, I know, I've been awake over 24h now.

Yeah. Granted, football is a waste of time.

But, is gaming any different?

Sitting watching a screen as multiple things happen of a visual interest, as time runs out

 

[MACHETE]

I see your point, but it's not true.

Every one of 22 players on the field during a play has to know 3 or 4 reads, plays, options, assignments.

There is a specific ",play" called.

They spend days watching film, looking for the tiniest tells of the opponent.

Contrast this with any other sport.

It's nonstop strategy and adjustment

just like in football
you know football, no american football which uses hands lol

not a fan of football but highly competitive matches are interesting to watch. Like world cup

oh yeah , there is no american ball world cup lol

 

[ilieknothing]

I see your point, but it's not true.

Every one of 22 players on the field during a play has to know 3 or 4 reads, plays, options, assignments.

There is a specific ",play" called.

They spend days watching film, looking for the tiniest tells of the opponent.

Contrast this with any other sport.

It's nonstop strategy and adjustment

You could say that with normal football. There are set plays with corners and free kicks but then they also have strategies during normal play with field formations and shit

 

[BornToLose]

Football is the beautiful game. American football is for cucks.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Football is the beautiful game. American football is for cucks.

Right. Beautiful. Watching a ball be stolen every two seconds, and kicked backwards for fear of it being stolen again.

Riveting

 

[Bedford Stye]

You could say that with normal football. There are set plays with corners and free kicks but then they also have strategies during normal play with field formations and shit

Point taken.

They do attempt to control the ball on each possession.

But they can't, because there's no hand eye coordination in soccer

 

[Diocel]

mma and rugby mogs

 

[Sheogorath]

"so, let's create a "sport" where there's no hand-eye coordination".

Well there is for the goalie.

Foot-eye coordination is impressive though.

Also skull-eye coordination for headers.

 

[LesscoBlob]

It's called football burgercel. Every country in the world calls it that except the US.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Right. I realize that.

But it should be called "weenie ball".

Or pussyball.

Because here in America, football is played by 6.4 280 pound roided up violent bloodied warriors.

Typical Amerimutt mindset

 

[LesscoBlob]

Guys, the best sport is BASKETBALL.
I want to get to the NBA as a back up plan.