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Story The time I backhanded a foid

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Phsyc!!!!! Well it did happen but by accident. So I the game or sport at that time wasnt tennis but it was like that were you had a supper thin racket and this plastic thingy that weighed fucking nothing. Now for some reason 16 year old me would launched the plastic thing with this back hand motion. Somhow I got better velocity then swinging it the normal way.

Well one day on a thursday, I was demonstrating it and accidently back hand this one girl named Mckayla. Mckayla would then cry as if I ran over her dog. And behind my back accused me of hitting her on pourpose. The day latter the dean of students pulled me in the office fucking pissed. Now wile I didnt make freinds with foids, I didnt make enemys with them either since IDK. And I took that to my advantage and called in a witness Foid named Lily. Who told the truth (ironicly she would make fun of my inceldom a year later but hold on to that). After telling the truth I was cleared. 2 hours after being cleared somone told me I made Mckaylas nose bleed from the "slap". 2 days after (there was the weekend it all started thursday) I was snatched by the PE teacher Ms.Hagg. Yes that was her name at the time, she hissed at me for 5 minutes straight to watch were I put my hands. I cant belive I forgot about this event. 10th grade for me was actually mostly a peacefull and quiet year for me.

Remember Lily? You know how she made fun of ke for being incel like the year after? It wasnt even the steryotypes she made fun of me for being too ugly to score. Not the creepy or smelly steryotypes. Just being ugly. Well karma bitt her in the ass a month after she made fun of me because of a man I like to call Guitar guy. Short side story time. Guitar guy was a IRL male yandere. We actually made good freinds despite him being a diet chad and me a incel. But he would also grope a shit load of women. Like how he wasnt sent to the office was a miracle itself. Lily didnt like being gropped but Guitar guy didnt care. He liked it. And he want it. Ended up giving Lily a miserable 2 months of being harrassed and groped along with like 5 other girls who either liked or hated being groped by him. Girls would complain about Guitar Guy. I heard he once got in a fight over some dude bitch though.

One last side story and I got another epic thread on how I pallet maxed a foid comming super soon. But during my senior year in another PE class. I was out of shape. I had agility though and smarts. Now the girls knew how to do soccer. I knew how to do Psycoligical warfare. Now I understood the concept of girls being chased by dangerous male strangers. So what I would do during soccer was wait for a foid to get the soccer ball, sprint at her. Raise my arms to apear big and scary and scream "GET HER!!!!!" In the most grunty voice ever. It worked like a charm. They would scream in fear. Cover there own head in cower as I took the ball. Helped me score like 5 victorys. Sadly it had to end for 2 reasons. One is the effect weared out & girls would become imune to it. Second reason is I had another foid PE teacher and she was getting pissed. Threatend to write me up if I kept it up.

But yeah a triple deluxe story of foids suffering IRL. Except the 4th one will problably be coming in a hour. Stay tuned.
 
I didn't read any of that but based:chad:
 
Guitar Guy is the chad we aspire to be
 

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Phsyc!!!!! Well it did happen but by accident. So I the game or sport at that time wasnt tennis but it was like that were you had a supper thin racket and this plastic thingy that weighed fucking nothing. Now for some reason 16 year old me would launched the plastic thing with this back hand motion. Somhow I got better velocity then swinging it the normal way.

Well one day on a thursday, I was demonstrating it and accidently back hand this one girl named Mckayla. Mckayla would then cry as if I ran over her dog. And behind my back accused me of hitting her on pourpose. The day latter the dean of students pulled me in the office fucking pissed. Now wile I didnt make freinds with foids, I didnt make enemys with them either since IDK. And I took that to my advantage and called in a witness Foid named Lily. Who told the truth (ironicly she would make fun of my inceldom a year later but hold on to that). After telling the truth I was cleared. 2 hours after being cleared somone told me I made Mckaylas nose bleed from the "slap". 2 days after (there was the weekend it all started thursday) I was snatched by the PE teacher Ms.Hagg. Yes that was her name at the time, she hissed at me for 5 minutes straight to watch were I put my hands. I cant belive I forgot about this event. 10th grade for me was actually mostly a peacefull and quiet year for me.

Remember Lily? You know how she made fun of ke for being incel like the year after? It wasnt even the steryotypes she made fun of me for being too ugly to score. Not the creepy or smelly steryotypes. Just being ugly. Well karma bitt her in the ass a month after she made fun of me because of a man I like to call Guitar guy. Short side story time. Guitar guy was a IRL male yandere. We actually made good freinds despite him being a diet chad and me a incel. But he would also grope a shit load of women. Like how he wasnt sent to the office was a miracle itself. Lily didnt like being gropped but Guitar guy didnt care. He liked it. And he want it. Ended up giving Lily a miserable 2 months of being harrassed and groped along with like 5 other girls who either liked or hated being groped by him. Girls would complain about Guitar Guy. I heard he once got in a fight over some dude bitch though.

One last side story and I got another epic thread on how I pallet maxed a foid comming super soon. But during my senior year in another PE class. I was out of shape. I had agility though and smarts. Now the girls knew how to do soccer. I knew how to do Psycoligical warfare. Now I understood the concept of girls being chased by dangerous male strangers. So what I would do during soccer was wait for a foid to get the soccer ball, sprint at her. Raise my arms to apear big and scary and scream "GET HER!!!!!" In the most grunty voice ever. It worked like a charm. They would scream in fear. Cover there own head in cower as I took the ball. Helped me score like 5 victorys. Sadly it had to end for 2 reasons. One is the effect weared out & girls would become imune to it. Second reason is I had another foid PE teacher and she was getting pissed. Threatend to write me up if I kept it up.

But yeah a triple deluxe story of foids suffering IRL. Except the 4th one will problably be coming in a hour. Stay tuned.

just clickbait atp
 
Guitar Guy is the chad we aspire to be
I may not have noticed it but I wouldnt he suprised if he was regisrered as a sex ofender for gropping women. After all he was doing this shit during junior year. He might have a record for doing so or fighting another dude for gropping his girl. Yandere shit is basicly a chimp off disguised as chad life.
 
was about to ask "Chad is that you?" until i saw the "by accident" part... .
 
was about to ask "Chad is that you?" until i saw the "by accident" part... .
IDK why Chads are seen as beating foids. Alot of chad like people I encountered are actually normie as fuck. Some are left wing tard.
 
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I tried to backhand a female a few months ago after she hit me in the face but I completely missed.
 
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I tried to backhand a female a few months ago after she hit me in the face but I completely missed.
My post or what you were talking about?
 
My post or what you were talking about?
Yes your post:
1777715562834
 
So, you've never backhanded a foid intentionally.

Also, dnr the rest of this garbage.

Once you post an actual story about intentionally backhanding a foid, we're on good terms again.
 
Based tbh, exposed cuntoid behavior
 

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