FoidsEnshittifyAll
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You have gynecomastia while you see young men with these naturally flat chests with manly small hard nipples and stomachs with youthful abs.
Your skin is fried easy af so you cant take UV radiation for prolonged times. You need to be covered with an inch layer of 100 rate protection sunscreen to evn exist there. While they in a few weeks have developed tanned Chad skin. which is a status symbols to show off to their classmates/colleagues when autumn comes... .
You have freaking dyspraxia, so you are excluded from all activities normies would do with their pals to have fun there.... .
-You can't swim properly, especially diving underwater, and doing acrobatics from a rock or the shoulders of a friend (or have a foid spin dive from your own shoulders, which is a classic chad trait)... .
-You can't play the rackets or beach volley or in water ball throw or any beach sport because your hand and leg coordinations are way off and can never grow "in sync" even if you try and practice them.
-You are too ND to handle beach social dynamics and handle the complexities and logistics of managing the group dynamic there, especially on the crowded beaches. and especially if in a loud beach bar with hot waitresses etc.
If you hate going to the sea its not an accident, its your truecel genetics speaking to you... .
Your skin is fried easy af so you cant take UV radiation for prolonged times. You need to be covered with an inch layer of 100 rate protection sunscreen to evn exist there. While they in a few weeks have developed tanned Chad skin. which is a status symbols to show off to their classmates/colleagues when autumn comes... .
You have freaking dyspraxia, so you are excluded from all activities normies would do with their pals to have fun there.... .
-You can't swim properly, especially diving underwater, and doing acrobatics from a rock or the shoulders of a friend (or have a foid spin dive from your own shoulders, which is a classic chad trait)... .
-You can't play the rackets or beach volley or in water ball throw or any beach sport because your hand and leg coordinations are way off and can never grow "in sync" even if you try and practice them.
-You are too ND to handle beach social dynamics and handle the complexities and logistics of managing the group dynamic there, especially on the crowded beaches. and especially if in a loud beach bar with hot waitresses etc.
If you hate going to the sea its not an accident, its your truecel genetics speaking to you... .





