ilieknothing
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His name would be Niggerman. He would be played by either Chris Rock or Dave Chappel.
His powers:
- Can disappear at night
- Can camouflage on dark surfaces. Eg if he lies down on the road no one can find him
- Steals better than Catwoman
- Can jump 7m vertically
- Can run faster than Usain Bolt
- Can teleport to any KFC store on the planet
- Gets a power boost after he eats a watermelon
- Opponents are transfixed when he starts freestyling hip hop
Weaknesses:
- Water, he would drown in a kiddies swimming pool
- He can’t drink water, he has to eat watermelon to get water into his body
Origin story:
He was playing basketball with his homies in the hood. The Ku Klux Klan came and started to lynch his homies. Our hero was running away and a Klansman was chasing after him. He took refuge in a KFC next to a nuclear reactor. He was tired from running decided to order an original recipe chicken (was radioactive), he ate it and it altered his DNA. Our hero then went home after the coast was clear. He goes home and then goes to sleep. He wakes up the next day, discovers all these powers but realised that water makes him weaker when he takes a shower. He then goes to the KFC where he took refuge, but nothing is there only a reactor. He uses his new powers to fight the white man but always wondering what happened to that KFC. Was it fate?
Marvel or DC. Whoever gives me the most money can use this superhero.
His powers:
- Can disappear at night
- Can camouflage on dark surfaces. Eg if he lies down on the road no one can find him
- Steals better than Catwoman
- Can jump 7m vertically
- Can run faster than Usain Bolt
- Can teleport to any KFC store on the planet
- Gets a power boost after he eats a watermelon
- Opponents are transfixed when he starts freestyling hip hop
Weaknesses:
- Water, he would drown in a kiddies swimming pool
- He can’t drink water, he has to eat watermelon to get water into his body
Origin story:
He was playing basketball with his homies in the hood. The Ku Klux Klan came and started to lynch his homies. Our hero was running away and a Klansman was chasing after him. He took refuge in a KFC next to a nuclear reactor. He was tired from running decided to order an original recipe chicken (was radioactive), he ate it and it altered his DNA. Our hero then went home after the coast was clear. He goes home and then goes to sleep. He wakes up the next day, discovers all these powers but realised that water makes him weaker when he takes a shower. He then goes to the KFC where he took refuge, but nothing is there only a reactor. He uses his new powers to fight the white man but always wondering what happened to that KFC. Was it fate?
Marvel or DC. Whoever gives me the most money can use this superhero.