for the most part women have to exert a lot of effort and bare a lot of strain in the bedroom,
I am not so biased and "anti-woman" that I'm going to pretend like women have to do nothing and no effort is involved
Obviously "do nothing" and "no effort" is not meant to be taken 100% literally. Even if one is being completely passive there are muscular reactions that happen as reflexes in response to a partner's movements. These exaggerated statements are a dramatic means of "rounding down" in acknowledging the minimal comparative efforts they make compared to a more active partner.
I don't think it's necessarily "a lot of effort" or "a lot of strain" as you've put it for starfish sex though.
If the motions of sex are exhausting for a foid, they're still more exhausting for the male, and if she'd just open her heart and tighten her pussy with love he would finish faster. If it takes 10x as long to coom it's because she's 1/10 as tight as she ought to be.
Like really think about it, anal is a norm for sex these days, its pretty much expected, so its EXPECTED that your GF or Wife does anal with you at some point
I don't know if we could get any reliable % stats for this conclusion you've drawn here.
Imagine growing up as a female knowing full well that a hole in which you are used to pushing something soft out is DESTINED to be ravaged and have something rigid shoved in and out over and over lol, you have to prepare mentally and physically for that JFL. Imagine getting into a relationship knowing you are expected to offer up your asshole to be reamed JFL
LOL@rigid even when at 100% a cock does bend. Maybe not as much as a shit, but keep in mind the large intestine has sone bend to it too.
even outside the context of being a man its objectively better, its less "shameful" of an act, you are the dominant
Only with man-on-top. A woman can be dominant if she decides to climb on top cowgirl style. You're offering up a false dilemma her.
The most a man has to do in the bedroom is "go down on" her, oral sex, that's it, women are expected to blow you, after doing vaginal (taste her own insides JFL)
That's not embarassing at all, women are more heteroflexible than men. It doesn't have the same aspect of a guy tasting his own cum, and tbh it feels cucked as hell to be homophobic to the point that I wouldn't want to kiss my hypothetical QT wife because her lips tasted like my cum. Why the fuck should that bother me? It's still less gay than getting a handjob from a man when that man is you and you are giving a handjob to a man who is you. Fucking fappers.
deep throat your dick (but don't vomit), etc,
I think the amount of guys who want to be deepthroated might be exaggerated. I think I'd be fine just having the tip licked and fucking her cheek pouches. Wanting to 'facefuck' her esophageal sphincter isn't necessarily a majority fetish.
and on and on it goes for 15 mins to an hour of sick degrading shit JFL, like come on lets be honest, clearly one side has the better deal here
You're assuming most foids will actually do it: most won't except for gigachads. The beta orbiters don't get to do that.
When foids do these things for gigachads it isn't suffering at all, they're in heaven because pleasing him gives them endorphins even if it's stuff they don't inherently enjoy. He could literally be punching them in the face and they'd be orgasming from it.
I'm not arguing they don't enjoy it, its not my place to say, but clearly more effort is involved in their role than the male role
effort is minimal if they're enjoying it.
Think of all the shit a woman is going to have to tolerate in sex
They are expected to do blow jobs so they have to get used to feeling like puking, learn to control their gag reflex, learn to make themselves salivate a lot to properly lube up your dick, etc
gag reflex only applies to deep throating, which is NOT a necessity for blowjobs, and most guys are going to be just fine and coom with out it
TBH your understanding of this is likely being misled by porn and our obsession with thinking foids necessarily emulate it to its fullest extent, when they actually don't really need to, to get guys to coom, since they can just do the bare minimum and guys will ejaculate in 10 seconds due to sex deprivation making them ultra sensitive.
Just blow jobs alone are an annoying task when you think about it
Why? It's probably easier for foids to give BJs than for guys to do cunnilingus since there's more options of spots to touch to surprise the recipient tbh.
Everything to do with sex for a man is about physical effort, if you have a strong core and a decent sized dick you are good to go
I don't agree, there's probably also timing/positioning and adding in other factors like what you do with hands/feet, contact with partner, etc.
Let's also not gloss over a strong core here: guys put in a lot of effort to be fit, and I don't think we should just overlook that and take it for granted. Foids often do, like we were born hercules, but foids just don't practise shit like planks/pushups/burpees like we do, our efforts should be acknowledged. We go through extreme prep.
EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SEX FOR A WOMAN IS ABOUT DOING THINGS WITH YOUR HOLES THAT AREN'T NORMAL FROM A BIOLOGICAL STANDPOINT
Nothing rigid is supposed to go up your ass
Sure it is, simians evolved fingering their own assholes TBH we only stopped this when we ventured far enough from water that we couldn't easily clean our fingers.
nothing rigid is supposed to be shoved in and out of your throat
Foids actually don't need to deepthroat if they don't want to, they wield so much power they could just flick their tongue on the tip of a guy's dick and he would worship her.
you aren't supposed to be swallowing sperm
Why not? Stomach can break it down for nutrients.
and every guy wants his bitch to swallow
(oh yeah, having to taste cum, that's another thing women are expected to do, I doubt it tastes good at all but I've heard from women that your diet changes the taste lol)
I wonder, do you think mods would ban a guy if he admitted to trying a drop out of curiosity because it felt pathetic as shit to be paralyzed by homophobic posturing to the point of being unable to apply basic scientific method?
Because it's easily answered tbh if you're not a coward.
Lets try and be unbiased here, sex is no picnic for women, you have to tolerate a lot of uncomfortable and disgusting shit
No, they don't. Women can easily have low-effort EASY sex because there are plenty of men willing to give it, even if they WANT rough sex, they would SIMP as hell and completely cater to whatever a foid wants.
Women only compromise their desires for gigachads, not other men.
Of course I've only considered a woman's perspective because I'm an escortcel and I can flashback to cumming on a bitches face and tits, and I remember thinking about how she felt in that position lol, being the "sexual submissive" (female role in the bedroom) is not a good position at all, I'd never want to be a woman
correction: gigachads and clients
also: getting cum on your skin is low-effort as hell, why the fuck are you worried about that?
I've cleaned cum off my thighs before, and it is EVIL if it dries on your leg hair because them you will be pulling out leg hairs in the process of wiping it off.
By comparison to that, cleaning it off hairless face/tits is fucking EASY so stop bitching.
It would only be bad if it got in their hair or eyes TBH. Maybe ears. Even nostrils wouldn't be bad, you could just blow your nose.
I'd recommend you read this thread to get where I'm coming from about the kind of "effort" women (especially prostitutes) have to put into sex
Its not easy at all being a woman in the bedroom lol,
think about it,
do you enjoy taking shits?
Sometimes, depends on the shit tbh
I don't, it feels weird and even hurts a little
It shouldn't hurt if things are operating properly. I'll admit sometimes it's bad but that's probably because my lifestyle is fucked up in some way, like not moisturizing my anus properly to compensate for the unnatural use of toilet paper when I out to have a bidet to emulate the wading ape my DNA designed.
now imaging taking a bunch of fast and hard rigid shits in quick succession over a period of 15 mins to an hour. That's what anal sex is from the woman's perspective
I imagine it would also be similarly challenging if a woman wanted to fuck me in the ass with a strapon.
I am not being forced to allow that though, and a foid is not being forced to get poopered either.
So what the fuck are you bitching about OP? Seriously.
Foids do NOT need to do that type of thing to have fulfilling relationships.
You really think the SIMPs out there are going to dump a girl for refusing anal? HELL NO. They're a bunch of Phil Dunphys and Ray Romanos who will let her completely dictate the terms of their encounters.
From the man's perspective its just pure bliss of this tight spasming hole just sucking you in,
I haven't done it yet but I know its going to be amazing
You know she isn't going to blast a smelly fart out of her anus onto your balls the second you stick your cock in right OP?
Sex is definitely better as a man, without question, women get to have multiple orgasms as a tradeoff, its evolutions way of making them be able to tolerate all of the "punishment"
Makes no sense, why the hell would nature evolve countermeasures for stupid shit we invented recently like anal/deepthroating?
So I don't want to see this - "Women don't have to do anything in the bedroom" bullshit again, you have to lie to yourself to believe that shit
you're being overly literal, it's not meant literally, it's a metaphor
it means they can be low-effort if they want, guys will make the sex happen and do 95% of the effort involved while a woman starfish. It's not literally meant as 100/0
Much like "men do all the work". Obviously women always do SOME work, "all" is a metaphor for "most"