However tall fatvhitkd don't excite me.
I like women shorter than 5'2 and thin now. Sadly they're all Asian from that country where the president has turned his cops into a hit squad targeting drug addicts.
That means having to mail order a bribe who won't divorce me.
I don't think I'd trust a drunkard because she might hang herself after having sex with me.
I hear Visayas is where the short skinny women live. However Muslim militants hang out there.
FML.
Time to fap instead.
I like women shorter than 5'2 and thin now. Sadly they're all Asian from that country where the president has turned his cops into a hit squad targeting drug addicts.
That means having to mail order a bribe who won't divorce me.
I don't think I'd trust a drunkard because she might hang herself after having sex with me.
I hear Visayas is where the short skinny women live. However Muslim militants hang out there.
FML.
Time to fap instead.
