Almost all my underwear has shit skids in them that won't come out from the washing machine... I constantly have to buy new pairs. I always do a good job of wiping so I'm not sure how the fuck this keeps happening. What can I do to stop this?
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Wash your fucking ass in the shower boy.
peepeepoopoo
I do. I have no fucking idea how it keeps happening. Only thing I can think of is that I'm sharting without realizing
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disgusting
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thats some nasty shit. Used to happen to me when i was a kid
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what is this low iq thread
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It's a shitpost.
apprently an unhygienic cel.
Squat when you use the bathroom. Don't sit on toilets. Wear black underwear.
wash yo ass nigga
poopoo peepee 
Yeah, I need to buy more black underwear. I'm fucking DONE with white light blue.
me likey poopypoopoo peepee
Or work out legs and squat.
That's gross as shit do you not wipe your ass comepletely clean? Do you wear tighty whities?
Just don't worry about it
If you have a hose or some kind of nozzle shot a jet of water up your ass to wipe away what toilet paper doesn't.
Don't listen to this guy. Walking around with a shitty ass is annoying. Especially if it's hot.
teeheepoopoo peepee
No J wear briefs.
lmfao yeah I'm just gonna go outside and house my asshole every time I get swamp ass
It's over for prairie dogcels
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It's over for shitasscels.
Do flies follow your ass?
Lmfao no. It doesn't stink, it's just dried shit stains
You know wet shit smells much worse than dried shit, right? I mean you can smell it if you sniff it from close up but the smell isn't noticeable if I'm just walking around
Mmmkay kek
Does the extra fecal juice leak out of your anus
This is why you incel
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kek Im starting to think so. I think I have a shart problem and I'm just not noticing it
Time to go ER, buddy.
Put your underwear in a bucket with bleach in. Don't forget to rinse them after you take them out the bleach or your screw up all your other clothes.
You can use baby wipes. Swampass is annoying as fuck to have especially if you have to walk a lot. Don't be nasty.
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When you get swamp ass it's because you are not cleaning your ass properly and the sweat gives you shit stains. You need spread cheeks and shove the toilet paper in your asshole
Yeah, I'm gonna start using baby wipes as well as baby powder because it is supposed to absorb sweat.
Yeah I usually role a piece of toilet paper up and clean the inside of my shithole. But I'll keep on doing it deeper
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Did you try wet wipes?
No. I'm going to start, though
Its over for shartcels man
That used to be my case until I (literally) started taking more showers and spent more time wiping my ass in the bathroom.
OP, post your BMI.
Were you not properly potty trained?
das nasty
I wipe till I bleed.
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Booty flakes
Just wash your dirty asshole everytime you take a shit, have a hose installed near the stall.
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