I laughed way too hard at this thread
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It was pretty hilarious. Offtopic is a comedy goldmine.
Reminds me of that one time I shit myself on a plane. I was sharting without realizing it while sleeping. Once I got up the plane was already landing. I realized a funny smell and then stood up to check under my seat and saw a fat brown shit stain. I panicked because there were 300 people around me and the stewardess was standing right next to my seat when I had to get out. R.I.P
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best thread on the forum tbh tbh
I never had this problem sense I was like... 8? Serious I think you have a bowel problem, ass leakage?
this is me. Im a grown man, i have a hairy grown man asshole. unless i use two rolls of toilet paper and take a shower afterwards theres gonna be stains lmao
Good thing this forum is anonymous lmao
Us dirtyundiecels have it the worst TBH
maybe you have a loose asshole kek, I wonder why
Never been buttfucked boyo. In fact it's so tight that shitting usually hurts
i don't know then, mby you just have liquid farts
or maybe try enema before putting on pants
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This is probably the best thread made on the site. Brutal shitpill. Normies read this and they know its over.
It couldn't be more over for you then, you're an unfortunate one
We drift away from god's light every day...
@Indari
Kek this is nothing compared to the degeneracy (((they))) shove down our throats at every turn.
Kek true...
Lmfao I thought this was my worst shitpost I've ever made. So glad it can still be used as a blackpill to other shitcelsThis is probably the best thread made on the site. Brutal shitpill. Normies read this and they know its over.
Use a manpon, just fold toilet paper and keep it in your crack. Works for me when I ride my bike or something
You're such an animal boyo.
I like your style.
I like your style.
i think i shitstained myself right now
did you put some kind of shit curse on me dude?
did you put some kind of shit curse on me dude?
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put a cork in your ass, you probably are leaking kek
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a cork would probably stretch it and he would have to buy bigger ones xD
its over for gapedassholecels
i'm assuming it works that wayYou talk like you have experience?
kek i must keep my asshole virginity pure from the rapist fags
Fucking gross. And you're shitting up the washing machine for your family too.
Use wet-wipes instead of toilet paper. This is what I use. Not all wet-wipes are alike. Huggies and Andrex wet-wipes are good quality ones. When wiping, don't wipe like you are rubbing off cream. Stack 3 at a time so your hand won't go through it. You need to scrub that anus like you're trying to start a fire (within reason). You also need to wipe your inner buttcheeks. Wipe up with some, wipe down with some, scrub with some.
Dry toilet paper is so primitive.
Use wet-wipes instead of toilet paper. This is what I use. Not all wet-wipes are alike. Huggies and Andrex wet-wipes are good quality ones. When wiping, don't wipe like you are rubbing off cream. Stack 3 at a time so your hand won't go through it. You need to scrub that anus like you're trying to start a fire (within reason). You also need to wipe your inner buttcheeks. Wipe up with some, wipe down with some, scrub with some.
Dry toilet paper is so primitive.
thisFucking gross. And you're shitting up the washing machine for your family too.
Use wet-wipes instead of toilet paper. This is what I use. Not all wet-wipes are alike. Huggies and Andrex wet-wipes are good quality ones. When wiping, don't wipe like you are rubbing off cream. You need to scrub that anus like you're trying to start a fire (within reason). You also need to wipe your inner buttcheeks. Wipe up with some, wipe down with some, scrub with some.
Dry toilet paper is so primitive.
I sometimes wet the toilet paper with water because dry toilet paper sux
same
I use rocks tbh tbh
try sand paper kek
you fucking chad
Best response I've gotten on this issue. Thank you, I'll definitely buy some of these. I'll also wear adult diapers from now on.Fucking gross. And you're shitting up the washing machine for your family too.
Use wet-wipes instead of toilet paper. This is what I use. Not all wet-wipes are alike. Huggies and Andrex wet-wipes are good quality ones. When wiping, don't wipe like you are rubbing off cream. Stack 3 at a time so your hand won't go through it. You need to scrub that anus like you're trying to start a fire (within reason). You also need to wipe your inner buttcheeks. Wipe up with some, wipe down with some, scrub with some.
Dry toilet paper is so primitive.
adult diapers? is it really so bad
Everyone knew. It is pretty obvious when someone white their pants cause of the smell.
How can anyone be this unable to function in the real world? Do you realize there are Downies who this hasn't happened to? So you literally shat liquid into your underwear, it overfilled them, went through your trousers, off your seat and onto the floor? This must be a LARP. And your parents didn't notice?
Just when I think we've proved to normies and Inceltears that we are functioning men who are just ugly, you go and post how you shat your pants as a grown-up.
Also, I wipe with wet wipes every morning, even if I didn't shit the day before (it's over for constipatedcels) because whenever you fart, a little bit of shit comes out.
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I was 10 when this happened kek but this shouldn't happen to 10 year olds either. No it's not a LARP, never happened since then either, was probably the shitty Asian food we eat there on vacation. I was with my father and my brother and sure they realized but only afterwards since they were asleep as well for most of the flight. They still make fun of me for it today. After the flight I quickly ran to the closest bathroom, got some clothes out of my suitcase and changed. Truly great experience 10/10 never slept on plane since then
Yes everyone knew for sure, all 300 passengers + bord crew and they probably told other people as well. And people wonder why I'm high inhib
That makes it SLIGHTLY better. At least you weren't 21 or something. LOL@sharting that much though.
What a disgusting low IQ thread tbh.
you're telling me you've never sharted yourself?
you might be leaking
Oh come on, i posted it in offtopic for a reason
FFS wipe your ass
First time "just take a shower bro" is a legit advice.
Toilet paper doesn't get your asshole fully clean. That's why if you can, IDEALLY take your daily shower AFTER your daily dump. And yeah black underwear. When washing clothes separate the underwear from the rest of the stuff and wash it hot.
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You are probably wiping your shit everywhere around the rest of your ass. So you cleaned your butthole but there is poopy everywhere else.
Lol, yeah after I made this thread, I started sticking my ass under the bath faucet after wiping, just to be safe. I also use baby powder and sometimes I stick a piece of rolled up toilet paper up my asshole
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